Are you running Essex Is United or not, Si?
Simon Harris #7 Twagic
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Talking about himself in third person? How embarrassing.
Your stupid page probably is useful enough for a journalist just out of sixth form to fill a gap on a click-baity second rate news website while getting paid £25k a year, Simon.
The problem comes when you go and hold your hand out to the tax payer and expect them to pay you hundreds of thousands of pounds for taking a photo of the town sign and posting it on Facebook. How does he not see any distinction here? Moron.
Go for it si. I've got two children in there 20s who don't use any platform you are on.
I myself have never had twitter.
Do you think anyone cares about you? Stick to Facebook you middle aged wanker .
I myself have never had twitter.
Do you think anyone cares about you? Stick to Facebook you middle aged wanker .
He's going to last seconds on there, much like his bearded brother Russinminge.
*Narrator*
“After 25 minutes of trying various poses, Simon finds the only angle where it isn’t obvious that he’s piled 2 stone back on.”
Is he back in minge? Given up on the rear foo foo?
And that stupid harmless expression hoping it will look like his face is stretched and slimmed down.
In the history of humanity, there has never been a face that suits the word harmless better than Simon’s. It’s my favourite word for describing him.
If ever there was a case for using a picture to define a word in a dictionary, this is it.
When you’re single and you’re getting hassled about settling down. Then you open up a dating site and go “shall I go out with this one?“ and then you’re left alone
3 conclusions from that selfie of his.
1. He has put all or most of the weight back on
2. He needs to go to the dentist - although it may well already be too late
3. He needs to do the washing up rather than titting about doing selfies
1. He has put all or most of the weight back on
2. He needs to go to the dentist - although it may well already be too late
3. He needs to do the washing up rather than titting about doing selfies
This has just made me genuinely laugh out loud, so thank you!
That is the camera angle of someone who has completely given up.
Watching Strictly I've realised why I have an instinctive revulsion of Wynne. He reminds me too much of Simon.
Oh my actual days that's IT. I knew he reminded me of someone.
I thought exactly the same seeing his gurning "oh love me please" face tonight
Oh yes his 'I'm just a large man, standing in front of you, asking you to love me' speech.
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Now assuming this is a recent photo and not something he's recycled then the weight is definitely back on.
Never go full Supertanskiii!
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