Secret Celebrity Gossip #75

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Carry on gossiping here! ☕

Previous thread here ⤵



Does anyone want to offer a recap? :m
 
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Carry on gossiping here! ☕

Does anyone want to offer a recap? :m
June Brown died so we are all sad. Lady Gaga is nice to old people. The collective opinion on Vic Reeves and Gary Barlow is that they are twats. We got some juice on Jason Orange (I should work for the DM, me) and Mary Portas got a new hairdo and won‘t tit in second class train loos. Did I miss anything of note?
 
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June Brown died so we are all sad. Lady Gaga is nice to old people. The collective opinion on Vic Reeves and Gary Barlow is that they are twats. We got some juice on Jason Orange (I should work for the DM, me) and Mary Portas got a new hairdo and won‘t tit in second class train loos. Did I miss anything of note?
The ❤ was for the recap, but I also wanted to put a 🤣 for “juice on Jason Orange”!
 
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Mary Portas got a new hairdo and won‘t tit in second class train loos.
I missed this but I won’t use train facilities either. Even long distance. Rather get a UTI and die 🤢🤣

What the hell has Madonna done to her face

Madonna fans grow concerned over the star's 'unsettling' appearance # via https://android.com
Hear me out but I know she’s very into the art scene and I do wonder if she’s trying to turn into some kind of living work of art/freak show and deforming herself on purpose. Similar to lady gaga and the monster era/Amanda Lepore. Body modification to the extreme. She can pay to have it all undone when she’s bored.
 
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Madge, Madge, Madge love. You have, in the past declared that you don't give an effity-eff what people think about you and your appearance, that you're an effing strong woman who does as she pleases and detractors can eff off. Yada yada, wibble-wobble. However, you seem to spend much of your life seeking attention. The music has dried up somewhat but you've still got your modified face, tits and arse to put on display. Anyone ever tell you less is more? Better to be remembered for who you were are your peak (and, let's face it, the moment is gone). Go off and write books and maybe mentor the up-and-coming performers who need a hand rather than these rather tragic displays of, well...meh (nanna porn?). As an older woman (well, 52), I'm all for us senior women having a good time and not giving a duck but she's starting to come across as a bit of a 'rinse and repeat' bore rather than the icon I remember. Never cared much for her persona but did like her music.
 
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Madonna has had too much filler in her cheeks, she looks like an alien. She's had her upper and possibly lower eyelids done, obviously had a face-lift or 2 and maybe an implant or more filler in the chin. She just looks odd. I don't get the necessity for getting her arse and tits out every 5 seconds, we've seen it all before and she is way too old for all that now. It all comes across as desperate and it really isn't shocking these days. I used to respect her as an artist, but she is making a laughing stock of herself.
 
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June Brown died so we are all sad. Lady Gaga is nice to old people. The collective opinion on Vic Reeves and Gary Barlow is that they are twats. We got some juice on Jason Orange (I should work for the DM, me) and Mary Portas got a new hairdo and won‘t tit in second class train loos. Did I miss anything of note?
Take That fans now, i.e. middle-aged women, get drunk and arrested at their gigs.

Bay City Roller Fans a few years back i.e. middle-aged women, carry banners asking Les Mckeown to shag them and he complies. That last bit is probably not true. RIP LK.

Looking forward to the 1D reunion in 15 years time, where they'll almost certainly sell out of Larry merchandise and Mrs Harry Styles t-shirts.
 
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we lost a gorgeous soul in June Brown on Sunday

DOT WAS ONE OF MY FIRST CRUSHES and it stayed with me through Eastenders AND BEYOND

gutted I never had the guts to write to her agent and said so

people forget what a gorgeous talking voice and head of hair she had

her brutal one liners and sarky comments

and June herself was an absolutely superb value for money guest on ANY programme

goodbye to the BBC,s very own Elsie Tanner and Walford,s very own elderly sex siren

in all seriousness though

this illustrates the power TV has had on me down the years as a viewer that this has broke my heart the way it has

will miss her so dearly
 
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we lost a gorgeous soul in June Brown on Sunday

DOT WAS ONE OF MY FIRST CRUSHES and it stayed with me through Eastenders AND BEYOND

gutted I never had the guts to write to her agent and said so

people forget what a gorgeous talking voice and head of hair she had

her brutal one liners and sarky comments

and June herself was an absolutely superb value for money guest on ANY programme

goodbye to the BBC,s very own Elsie Tanner and Walford,s very own elderly sex siren

in all seriousness though

this illustrates the power TV has had on me down the years as a viewer that this has broke my heart the way it has

will miss her so dearly
Oh Gordon, you never disappoint :)
 
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Apparently Kourtney Kardashian or Khloe or Kelly or Keeley whichever one it is that tongue snogs Travis Barker in public (🤢 all those open air germs it just makes me think of the surface bleach adverts) have gotten married in Las Vegas according TMZ
 
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Four years on and he's still talking about it to try and keep himself in the news. The only bright spot as he's never been funny is that he ruined his career so mainsteam channels won't touch him and he's hardly ever on the smaller channels littered with lots of comedy shows.
 
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