Secret Celebrity Gossip #250

[SamFoxStuckinaCloak]

Before we get told off about being off topic, I’ve had cats called Brian, Dave and Cecil.

I actually don’t mind Joe Swash- his documentary about children in care was quite good. Think his mum has been a foster carer for years.

 

[Chita]

I've read the Mods new rule about AI content now having to be posted under a spoiler.
It's too late for me to go back and edit the pics I posted earlier, but I'm hoping nobody thinks the one of Damian Lewis with an Alpaca head was real.

 

[eloise b]

Not defending russell crowe cos hes awful lol but he's had his band for years unlike some like our damo who appears to have come out of nowhere with his mid life crisis "music" career

Looking forward to going to his gig if only to laugh hysterically

 

[Serene Serena]

Before we get told off about being off topic, I’ve had cats called Brian, Dave and Cecil.

I actually don’t mind Joe Swash- his documentary about children in care was quite good. Think his mum has been a foster carer for years.

I think Joe is harmless. He’s a bit dim, but he’s married to a very astute business woman, so he won’t be going bankrupt again anytime soon.

 

[WhoGivesAPenny]

I think Joe is harmless. He’s a bit dim, but he’s married to a very astute business woman, so he won’t be going bankrupt again anytime soon.

I dont think they are actually married so any money of hers isnt his. They had a 'wedding' at their property but didnt do it officially. I wouldnt either if i was with someone who has been bankrupt.

 

[Serene Serena]

I dont think they are actually married so any money of hers isnt his. They had a 'wedding' at their property but didnt do it officially. I wouldnt either if i was with someone who has been bankrupt.

Even more astute of her

 

[Winepig]

Last one I promise .

Niece went to school with James Bond.

Strange enough , but he was one of twins & his twin had a name that didn’t draw attention in such a way.

I always thought that really odd.

Why set one of them up for ridicule but not the other ?

Maybe it was some sort of low level social experiment.

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Born late 60s with middle name Louise, I’m clearly a trend setter

In dog name chat our next one is going to be called Jeff, just so we can shout his name to the tune of Wings Jet (Der der de de der de de der der)

I’m ignoring that my Father in Law is called Geoff.

 

[L3moning]

I know someone who is universally known as Jeff, but its not his real name.

 

[Serene Serena]

Surely some celebrity somewhere has done something newsworthy? Apart from Katie bloody Price, that is
How’s Kym Marsh getting on with her latest soulmate? Are they engaged yet?

 

[Sakkiedekock]

Surely some celebrity somewhere has done something newsworthy? Apart from Katie bloody Price, that is
How’s Kym Marsh getting on with her latest soulmate? Are they engaged yet?

Will Tattle celebrity's do?

 

[Sprezza]

Cold tea: Pete Burns used to work in a record shop and my dad would go in, choose his records and take them up to the counter. Pete would go through them one by one and say 'that's tit' to each one and refuse to sell them

 

[Big Red Dog]

Last one I promise .

Niece went to school with James Bond.

Strange enough , but he was one of twins & his twin had a name that didn’t draw attention in such a way.

I always thought that really odd.

Why set one of them up for ridicule but not the other ?

Maybe it was some sort of low level social experiment.

Should have called the other one Blofeld he would have been fine at school.

 

[Dotty Merton]

Cold tea: Pete Burns used to work in a record shop and my dad would go in, choose his records and take them up to the counter. Pete would go through them one by one and say 'that's tit' to each one and refuse to sell them

This one pleases me verily. I think we should have a cold tea award. How about this charming kitty mug? Just for you Sprezza!

 

[karma4klattie]

Surely some celebrity somewhere has done something newsworthy? Apart from Katie bloody Price, that is
How’s Kym Marsh getting on with her latest soulmate? Are they engaged yet?

Katie bloody Price is as boring as ever, spinning round in her hamster wheel of lies and dramas, round and round and round. The only innovation is that she's taken to putting out two conflicting stories at the same time....I'm going to divorce Lee vs I love Lee and can't wait for him to escape from his kidnappers get out of jail. Finally admittedwhat she knew all along. Stunt scammer.

 

[bignellie]

I was born in the late 50's and my middle name is Louise, as were a lot of kids in my class. Susan was a popular first name, and at one point I was in a class with five Susans.

another late 50's and yes surrounded by Susan's family wise and at school

 

[Sprezza]

This one pleases me verily. I think we should have a cold tea award. How about this charming kitty mug? Just for you Sprezza!

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I don't know whether to be flattered or worried that this is a threat

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

Cold tea: Pete Burns used to work in a record shop and my dad would go in, choose his records and take them up to the counter. Pete would go through them one by one and say 'that's tit' to each one and refuse to sell them

I can confirm this.

Probe Records. I used to go there myself in the early 80's and tbh, Pete scared the life out of me. He was a big flamboyant guy (obvs) who often wore black contact lenses. It was a small, indie shop and he'd come out of the back like a mystical creature. The two records I remember buying there thinking I was cool and edgy was the original Blue Monday by New Order and Homosapien by Pete Shelley .

I also saw Dead or Alive play a few times in some clubs. They were rubbish. TBH, Pete had a nerve criticising others music choices when he only found fame through Stock Aitken and Waterman

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

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Are we not allowed to post pictures of him at all? Because I want to know why his sleeves are so puffy and his hair is so high. He's also taken to whispering a la Kiefer Sutherland .

On that subject why are all these actors suddenly having musical careers? DammyLews, Russell Crowe, Kiefer etc. Every last one dreadful.

I only posted about the pics at the top of thread as a bit of a joke about Tattle's new rule about AI. Genuine pictures are fine.
I did try and find a real picture of Damien with an alpaca but alas there were non. I did however come across a video of him herding some sheep across a bridge ....

 

[bignellie]

On the pet name thing, I have a 2ft long Koi named Frank (he has bright blue rings around his eyes), huge multicolured one named Brian, who really should be brienne of tarth as turned out to be female, a Marious, Sandra and Johnnie