Secret Celebrity Gossip #155

[HaloGirl]

So much gossip mainly around Christian Horner‘s texts and pictures.. Nick Knowles, Gregg and Cyrus family featured too.

Most liked thread was by @Don'tlookEthel https://tattle.life/threads/secret-celebrity-gossip-154.44153/post-18530037

This thread is dedicated to Dave Myers who we sadly lost this week. Rest in peace.

It is also nearly 20 years since Patience was released so here is George.

 

[Serene Serena]

RIP Dave Myers. I've just seen a lovely clip of him on Jeremy Vine (don't judge me, it's my day off and it's cold out) when he got back on his motorbike after months of cancer treatment. He was so happy. I hope his family are comforted by knowing how much he was loved by the general public, what a sweet man.

 

[MissHavisham]

I always thought Dave Myers seemed like a lovely, warm man and its delightful to see that yeah, he seemed to have been a lovely, warm man.

 

[Pulltheotherone]

I do think they shagged though … something went on in Japan I think ?

 

[Kerrie86]

Oh that’s a lovely picture @HaloGirl
I really liked that when he was happy, it was clear across his face.

 

[Serene Serena]

I do think they shagged though … something went on in Japan I think ?

Who? The Hairy Bikers?

 

[Salted Caramel]

Re the Horny Horner texts, where does he slag off Geri in them as someone at the end of the last thread said? I scrolled through the Google Drive dump but didn't see anything like that.

Gosh he is very, very dull. It reads like he watched 50 Shades of Grey and discovered his inner desire to phone wank.

 

[Serene Serena]

Re the Horny Horner texts, where does he slag off Geri in them as someone at the end of the last thread said? I scrolled through the Google Drive dump but didn't see anything like that.

Gosh he is very, very dull. It reads like he watched 50 Shades of Grey and discovered his inner desire to phone wank.

He doesn't slag her off, his PA says something like 'what would Geri say if she knew' and he replied with another request for a photo or something along those lines, making it clear he doesn't give a tit about his wife.

 

[Mark81]

Here's some Cilla for the new thread

 

[April Ludgate]

I've just read that Dave wants pre funeral service Martinis for everyone and meat and potato pie with chips at the wake
What a guy.

 

[Coniferhedge]

Re: Dave Myers. Am I right in thinking he originally started off as a make up artist and was part of the team on the first couple of series of Strictly Come Dancing? I’m sure I read that somewhere. Really lovely, interesting guy.

And of course God bless George. That photo of him looks like he’s doing an advert for DFS.

 

[Smellycat18]

Here's some Cilla for the new thread

That makes me want a sequinned waistcoat and a pair of tambourines to get the weekend off to a flying start…

 

[Definitely Maybe]

Mrs Merton voice ......... 'So Geri Halliwell what first attracted you to the millionaire Christian Horner ? '

 

[Clytemnestra]

I think Geri's more embarrassed about us all now knowing what a boring hole she put so much effort into chasing and marrying, rather than anything else.

 

[Britbloke]

Re. Dave Myers (RIP) I was astonished to read just how hard a childhood he had. It's more detailed in this piece from a while back: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/mar/21/dave-myers-hairy-biker-my-family-values

 

[Orangeinessex]

Re the Horny Horner texts, where does he slag off Geri in them as someone at the end of the last thread said? I scrolled through the Google Drive dump but didn't see anything like that.

Gosh he is very, very dull. It reads like he watched 50 Shades of Grey and discovered his inner desire to phone wank.

Lol.

I got it off Reddit (so usual caveats should apply) in amongst his hot one-sided phone lurve, he says that he has to pretend to be someone he isn't when with Geri and he's fed up with it.

So mild, yet sill offensive if you are Geri. He really comes across like he has the emotional and sexual maturity of a 14 year old. Its just not FAIR !!

 

[this_n_that]

Where can I find these Horner texts? He sounds like a right prat. Poor Geri, I am not a fan but I hope to God she boots that man out.

 

[Silverback]

I’ve just been reading that apparently Tattle favourite Bob Mortimer is in poor health, worse than when he had his emergency heart surgery. Hoping he will be ok because I adore him.

 

[Pulltheotherone]

Yes Dave specialised in prosthetics… I had no idea.
God love him

 

[_kate_]

I’ve just been reading that apparently Tattle favourite Bob Mortimer is in poor health, worse than when he had his emergency heart surgery. Hoping he will be ok because I adore him.

That was last year, he caught shingles and said that illness was worse than his heart surgery, thankfully he seems to be doing better now

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-...b-mortimer-health-gone-fishing-b2505380.html