Unpleasant folk from off the telly (from the production side of things):
Griff Rhys Jones - really really grumpy and rude
Frank Skinner - lazy and a bit lechy (was kicked off Sky's Portrait of the Artist of the Year when the team said they couldnt work with him anymore)
Ronnie Corbert - nippy wee guy, wanted to do the bare minimum on jobs
Karen Brady - as bad as youd think. Total bitch. Claims shes into empowering women and spent her whole carerr working for a pornographer.
Alan Sugar - sleazy wild past in the 90s, issue with black girls
Fiona Bruce - queeny snob, totally busks it
Sean Pertwee - permanent hangover and well documented issue with the sniff. Lazy and grumpy, earns a fortune on voiceovers as his actor career bombed
Michelle Mone - awful, truly awful. total bully, crooked, bailed out from bankruptcy so many times yet spins the myth of her business brilliance
Tess Daly - the lights are on but no ones home. Thick as a brick with two left feet. Luckiest women in telly. And thinks its all down to her natural talent - deluded.
Gerard Butler - sleaze pot. Would shag the wall. Weirdly puffy and bloated in the flesh, like a putrefying Sean Connery - plays the plastic Jock at max.