Secret Celeb Gossip #21

[TheJoanCollinsFanClub]

I have been debating whether or not I should post this, as I was so young at the time, so please don’t judge me...
Ok. On my 19th birthday, I went up London with my friends to go on a pub crawl, and at the end of the night, very drunk, we ended up in a right dive of a “club” called Jacqueline’s. And there was a group of guys who we hooked up with, they were all good looking and sounded very posh !! Anyway, I was getting chatted up by one of the group, he was gorgeous, with dark blonde hair, and was making me laugh by doing silly karate moves on his mates.
Anyway, it was getting late, and some of my friends had left to get home, and some of the posh boys had also left, so it was just me, my best friend and the posh karate boy and his friend. So, we ended up going to an apartment that belonged to posh boys family....And, your girl Joanie ended up spending the weekend at this apartment with posh boy, his friend and my friend....
When we left to go home, we swapped numbers, and spoke on the phone a few times, but we never saw each other again...
So, who was my posh lover? His name was Guy Ritchie, and I never forgot him. Imagine my shock when he became famous!!...

 

[Pinkpantstobed]

Piers is Rebecca Loos cousin (who David infamously had the affair with). Piers did not take kindly to David trashing Rebecca and making her out to be a liar in an attempt to save his own skin.

 

[bookwormbex]

I haven't read from the start of the first thread or i would be here all year, so i don't know what's been mentioned but I will throw my 2p in from my old haggard life managing a music venue/bar

Snoop Dogg stands out as the lovliest celeb I have ever met, although he did take a liking to me and leered at my bum multiple times...he didn't make it a perverse uncomfortable thing. He was so polite to all of my staff members, from the managers to the bar staff, door staff and even cleaners. He stopped to chat to anyone in the back hallway, take pictures, share stories and have a laugh. He would always have to be rushed away by his management calling him to hurry the fuck up!

Kings Of Leon were ALL absolutle arseholes but you can probably gather that from the controversial things they've sung about in the past! I absolutely loved this band and was so excited to have them at the venue i was working at. They refused to talk to any staff or management directly, were suffocated in a cloud of cigar smoke and had porn on the TV casually. It was odd. They had a very weird vibe about them.

Jessie J struck me as abit of a Karen. She was ridiculously late and came swanning in to my office herself complaining that there weren't enough seats for her "crew"...don't bring 50+ people then mate! She was another one who wouldn't acknowledge the staff and I caught her screaming at her MUA when going past...the MUA looked used to the abuse being thrown at her, ha.

Adele was another absolute angel. She WANTED to meet all the staff working at the venue, just to thank them for having her and working during her event. She was very humble and sweet, constantly offering me alcohol from her rider and even invited me to an afterparty (i didn't go I'm afraid to admit). She had a large entourage but didn't feel the need to have them by her side, she was happy to go places alone without security which is really rare with these celebs.

BMTH were also at the venue, they were meeting...questionably young girls outside and bringing them into the green room. Specifically Oli, the lead singer. He seemed a letch and he could definitely pick up that I was questioning his behaviour because he would awkwardly smirk at me and move right out of the way of wherever I was. He avoided me like the plague.

Pete Doherty came to play at the venue and brought Amy Winehouse. They were both off their heads and Amy was being carried by Petes security. She was TINY. I saw her 5 mins later and she seemed completely sober but was on her way to the loo for a line so... her and Pete were really polite and nice to me and the staff they interracted with when they were coherent. I got the impression some of petes entourage were bad enablers and the security were the ones picking up the pieces and trying to cover up how really deep in it they were. They seemed like protective parents to pete and amy.

There's more of course but I've already written quite the essay don't want everyone to get sick of me yet!

 

[TeaLover49]

Many, many moons ago I was in Harrods with my late husband. We were looking at things in the Food Hall. I was looking at a beautiful cake display and there was a man beside me. He started talking to me about the cakes, how beautiful they looked and we had a conversation about cakes. This lasted about 10 minutes.
Then, from the corner of my eye, I could see my husband run off. So I said to man I better go. Man shook my hand and said it was nice to talk. I said likewise, then went to meet up with husband.
Husband was crying with laughter asking me did I know who I was talking to. I had no idea. I looked at man again but had no clue.
It was Tony Curtis. Hollywood legend, who took time to talk to little ole me!

 

[AlanBanan]

Elon Musk is known for threesomes ahah, remember when Azealia Banks stayed at his house for 4 days while Elon and Grimes hid away, cause Grimes wanted to collaborate but it was clearly a thinly veiled 3 way offer. But elon was on drugs at the time during the offer and when they wore off he decided to just hide from Azealia.

I also hate the notion that Elon is a genius. Nope Elon buys companies from the wealth of his South African Apartheid Emerald mine money. He didn’t create PayPal, he bought it, same with Tesla. He just buys other people’s ideas and passes them off as his.

His family are war criminals.

 

[LilPinkie]

Ooh, it’s all gone a bit Mumsnet. I couldn’t give a toss if Myleene NoKlass feeds her ankle biter with a digger. Anything that woman does is for show regardless.

 

[Gym&Tonic]

I kind of feel sorry for Bea and Eugenie. It’s not their fault that their parents are cunts.

 

[Coniferhedge]

Oh come on, Beatrice having a big wedding would have been great. Especially if her Dad had been arrested straight after the ceremony like a scene from EastEnders. Great entertainment!

 

[Ash B]

Leanne from Corrie held the door open into the ladies for me in the Trafford Centre - mind blowing

I once held a door open for Fizz from Corrie and her baby. She smiled and gave a sincere thank you. May as well close this thread now because I doubt that can be topped.

 

[Big Red Dog]

What’s the point of that Christine McGuinness tart ? I see her every day in the press for no other reason than squeezing her curves into something or threatening to erupt from something else.

 

[caroleffinbaskin]

Awww, I do have a soft spot for Dick & Dom. They were a significant part of my childhood from presenting cbbc in the 90’s to dick & Dom in da bungalow in the 00’s. Even my children watch Diddy Dick & Dom.

i see your Dick and Dom and I raise you Trevor and Simon swinging their pants

 

[Trenzalor]

Right, I’ve finally managed to catch up.

Patricia Routledge was mentioned some threads back. Yes, Betty Boothroyd was her partner in the early 2000s (didn’t know her before or since to comment on that). I’m not sure Pat was that nice, she got terrible stage fright and would take it out on people, getting one very well known director fired and replaced with one she could walk over a bit easier. She also got “Richard” fired from “Keeping Up appearances” so he wasn’t very fond of her and because of this they didn’t make any more.

Tom “Lucifer” Ellis was a really nice bloke. Tried to seduce me but I’m autistic so didn’t actually understand or know what to do! Wasted opportunity! He strikes me as someone who falls in love with falling in love, a serial monogamist. I was amazed he and Tamzin Outhwaite lasted so long.

Anyone else heard that BoJo has knocked up another woman already?

Omg - looked at the Westminster Men thread for gossip and it’s people finding them attractive!

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Hi all,

I’ve been be reading and lurking here for months, so thought I’d finally sign up and share some celeb stories as I remember them.

Joanna Lumley is one of the loveliest, most genuine celebrities you could meet (hence her nickname of Joanna Lovely). We were in the same room once, I was minding my own business while she chatted to someone. She saw me shivering, stopper her conversation and walked straight towards me, grabbed my hand and said “oh, darling, you are frozen!” She then proceeded to hug me and rub my hands until she deemed me suitably warmed up. She’s also rather beautiful, even now in her 70’s. There’s an elegance and presence about her - you can see why she modelled for the likes of Bailey in the 60’s.

Matthew Perry is another one who you’d expect to be very “showbiz” but is actually the polar opposite. He’s shy and you get the feeling he doesn’t believe the hype that surrounded him. I met him socially several times while he was living in London (15 years ago or so). Fags and coffee were his drugs of choice and if he was doing anything else, we never saw it. A really sad, quiet fella. You just wanted to bundle him up and make everything alright.

There were rumours way back that Courteney was the love of his life and the feeling wasn’t mutual. I don’t know how true that is? But during an interview with Claudia Winkleman, Courteney asked if she was single. Claudia said she wasn’t and CC said something along the lines of “that’s a pity, you’re just Matthew Perry’s type.” Claudia and CC look quite alike. But that’s just conjecture and we’re for the goss.

 

[caroleffinbaskin]

Joey Essex is another one that really grates on my nerves. As you said, another one playing the dumb act. Grrr

Yeah but that dumb act has earned him a lot of money. He was on that celeb SAS thing and more or less said it was bollocks.

I remember reading Amy Childs pulled a similar one off, she was head girl at her private school, and another that gets on my nerves playing it thick is Scarlet Moffat who has a degree! Yet, when she was on Richard Osman's "House of Games" he helped her so much to win, and yet played it like she was clueless. It's like having intelligence these days is something bad.

As a university lecturer I can categorically tell you that having a degree and intelligence do not go hand in hand

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Margaret was a miserable cow, and often sported a face like a smacked arse at events.
I served her once, and realised she didn't want a serf talking to her, so I asked her about every aspect of the meal I could think of.

My husband works with a guy like this. He makes it very clear that he thinks women are beneath him, so in order to piss him off I always make sure to corner him at any of my husband's work parties and insist on talking to him and not letting him escape. Another lady whose husband also works there copped what I was doing and has now started doing it too.

Last Christmas we sat either side of him just in order to piss him off

 

[IndigoViolet]

She gives no shits, does she?

Response on GMB to Philip Schofield’s coming out also brilliant. Something like “Oh, everyone’s known that for ages”

 

[TheJoanCollinsFanClub]

Ooh, don’t know if this has previously been posted, but on Blind Gossip yesterday, they had a solved blind item that’s recently been solved.
Apparently, when Amber Heard was married to Johnny Depp - and he was away filming, she had an affair with Elon Musk AND Cara Delevinge at the same time !! Elon prefers to have threesomes, and as Amber was already seeing Cara, as well as Elon, they all hooked up at Amber and Johnny’s home!! Blind Gossip have video footage from the private lift in their apartment !! Amber seems to enjoy being a “Dirty” HO !!

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

I have been debating whether or not I should post this, as I was so young at the time, so please don’t judge me...
Ok. On my 19th birthday, I went up London with my friends to go on a pub crawl, and at the end of the night, very drunk, we ended up in a right dive of a “club” called Jacqueline’s. And there was a group of guys who we hooked up with, they were all good looking and sounded very posh !! Anyway, I was getting chatted up by one of the group, he was gorgeous, with dark blonde hair, and was making me laugh by doing silly karate moves on his mates.
Anyway, it was getting late, and some of my friends had left to get home, and some of the posh boys had also left, so it was just me, my best friend and the posh karate boy and his friend. So, we ended up going to an apartment that belonged to posh boys family....And, your girl Joanie ended up spending the weekend at this apartment with posh boy, his friend and my friend....
When we left to go home, we swapped numbers, and spoke on the phone a few times, but we never saw each other again...
So, who was my posh lover? His name was Guy Ritchie, and I never forgot him. Imagine my shock when he became famous!!...

Lovey, what’s wrong with that anecdote? You were young and had some harmless fun? Anyone who thinks worse of you doesn’t belong on this site.
I have the feeling there are a lot of shaggers on here. I used to hang out with bands 30 years ago. I wish I’d be bolder and had more fun than I did.
Anyway...much more importantly, tell us about his cock.

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Elaborate.

I was invited to an aftershow party at a hotel. Snoop had been touring with The Game and 50 Cent. After the concert, several minibuses were filled with young girls who they had handpicked from the crowds. The girls were anywhere between mid-teens to early twenties. The party was primarily in the hotel bar - huge entourage, lots of dancers and management etc We were invited to a private party in the uncles room. This was a man in his 70’s. He was working his way around the room, rubbing his hands over girls breast and into their trousers. Two young girls expressed their concern to me and said they hadn’t realised what they were coming to the hotel for. They had only agreed to go back as they had been starstruck. Now they were scared. One was 16 and her friend a little older. I took them back down to ththe lobby and stayed with them until someone came and picked them up.

I have to admit, I was a bit shocked myself, despite being older. It was all so blatant. I’m no naive wallflower - I know what goes on behind the scenes - but these sleazy old men and their wandering hands just took the biscuit. It was repugnant.

Later that evening, I got chatting with a dancer at the bar. Apparently this was a common occurrence- typical groupie stuff. Young girls wanting to party with celebs and willing to be as sexual as possible to be able to do so. The dancers absolutely loathed what was going on and distanced themselves as much as they could.

He told me there was a young girl in Snoops room. He pointed out her boyfriend sat in the Lobby - the guy sat for three hours Waiting on her. I know this as I saw her emerge as I was waiting on my taxi to get home and the poor bloke was still there, utterly furious. They had a blazing row in the street about it. I doubt they lasted the journey home!

I also got taking with one of the management team for The Game. The loveliest man. He was the only one in the room (other than thedancers) who had no intention of taking advantage of vulnerable young women.
He let slip a bit of gossip about The Fugees (he also managed Lauryn Hill). Apparently she and Wycliffe had an affair and it all went a bit pear-shaped and got nasty, so the band split.

 

[PoppyKittens]

Does James Martin ever get through a cookery segment without mentioning Yorkshire, butter or the south of France? He exudes dullness and arrogance at the same time.

I don’t like him