Sean Pratt #11 Olivia is young and thick, pay her a fiver and she’ll rate your dick

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Yel

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She didn't even use real cream, it was Elmlea

Nearly 1000 Cal's in the fake cream alone

I'm so here for big O's cooking tips . I wonder if she'll next share her recipe for baking halloumi??!
 
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Vanilla Ice

I’m still bloody waiting for her tutorial on how to make the perfect POACHED EGGS
even my husband scoffed at her using a whole tube of tomato purée in her bowl of pasta gloop - her quantities of ingredients are really rather vague what is a block of butter and how much is a handful of mozzarella is that a whole bag because now I’m confused as she appears to have very large hands
 
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queenpoppy27

Jesus I could only imagine how bitter it was with a full tube of tomato purée, surely the better alternative would have been a tin of tomatoes? If I’m cooking anything tomato based like lasagne or spag bol etc I literally put a dollop of tomato purée into thicken it and add more flavour. I’m not culinary chef myself but by fuck she hasn’t a clue!
 
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Cloff

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I’m more concerned about her using a WHOLE TUBE of tomato purée (or pure in the words of master chef Liv) Jesus Christ she is something else bless her!
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Haha totally missed that! Tinned tomatoes with a squirt of purée O! Or even passata if you want something a bit richer!
 
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Tobodee

As soon as I saw she put a whole tube of tomato purée, my first thought was right I’m going on tattle to see if anyone else thinks that’s surely not normal
 
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Vanilla Ice

Now they are asking if anyone else has soup as a starter before eating a roast dinner - the pair of them are absolute comic gold and they don’t even realise it poor bastards are both thick as mince and they really deserve each other
 
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Jenealey83

I've just watched the earthshot awards ceremony with some of the most brilliant minds in the world on display. I will never understand people preferring to follow twit and twat over someone who actually makes a difference to the world.
 
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Jelly Bean

A whole tube of tomato puree in a pasta dish for two
Fuck that must've been rank. And a whole tub of double cream
There really is no excuse for that ignorance is there? Just Google a recipe.
Please let these two go on Come Dine with Me Couples.
 
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Pansypotts

Yel said:
She didn't even use real cream, it was Elmlea

Nearly 1000 Cal's in the fake cream alone

I'm so here for big O's cooking tips . I wonder if she'll next share her recipe for baking halloumi??!
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Erm I didn’t know this
 
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Yel

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I presumed that recipe screen shot was a video with an unfortunate still when posted here, but no big O chose this photo



I love that she's using a fish slice to stir her tomato pure pasta
 
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Vanilla Ice

What’s with all the awful pictures of food lately have they changed their career’s or something - it used to be all gym and tits pic’s now it’s every meal that they eat - looking at that shrivelled bit of beef I think you might need a chainsaw to cut through that #cremated
 

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Lillyloo

The fuck is that?????? It looks like someone’s leftovers
 
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Demilee124

Someone needs to buy them a salt shaker

that Asda smart price salt is not vibes
 
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handymandy

That’sOk said:
I’m more concerned about her using a WHOLE TUBE of tomato purée (or pure in the words of master chef Liv) Jesus Christ she is something else bless her!
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I literally have my tube of tomato purée for months cause you only need the smallest amount! I bet it tasted awful, greasy and salty! It looked so thick and glue like makes me want to drink water just looking at it

Hereforthetea94 said:
I’m offended with the Sunday roast they made, it was absolutely abysmal
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As dry as Gandhi’s flip flop
 
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