Thanks to @MrsHaydos for the thread title!
For anyone new checking in, the first part of the title is a reference to Rug Gate, where Sarah lied about the condition of a rug in order to sell it close to original price ($850).
She claimed the rug was "basically brand new" and barely used but Tattle provided receipts proving it was at least three years old and very much used. The scandal was picked up by the Daily Mail, who did a TikTok about it, which baited an angry Sarah into a rare response. Yet her attempt to defend herself ended with her digging herself a deeper hole and her only come back was to then criticise the DM for calling her Sarah Stevenson instead of Sarah Tilse, despite the fact she STILL hasn't changed her name and is STILL Sarah Stevenson.
Another favourite of mine from the last thread is Kurt calling their followers "dumb dumbs" for questioning his "broken back" and his miraculous recovery within mere days after Sarah said he couldn't walk
This thread will see the launch of Sarah's new activewear collection with White Fox (28th March). This will inevitably be a shitshow so get your popcorn ready
We might also see the launch of her new podcast (a rebranding of The Health Code podcast), though if the house reno, warehouse reno and cookbook is anything to go by, it'll be months, if not years before it's ready.
Sarah's current narrative is drowning in motherhood, being too busy being a boy mum to focus on work, has no time to workout or fill her cup, whilst simultaneously loving motherhood, is in the best season of her life, has found the perfect balance between mum and work life and is filling her cup every couple of days with workouts, gym classes, sauna sessions and geting her hair, nails and cosmetics done whenever she likes.
February was the first month since last May that she gained followers. She gained 1,113 newbots followers but still ended the month in the red with -2,311 and creeping ever closer to dropping below 1.2m 
For anyone new checking in, the first part of the title is a reference to Rug Gate, where Sarah lied about the condition of a rug in order to sell it close to original price ($850).
She claimed the rug was "basically brand new" and barely used but Tattle provided receipts proving it was at least three years old and very much used. The scandal was picked up by the Daily Mail, who did a TikTok about it, which baited an angry Sarah into a rare response. Yet her attempt to defend herself ended with her digging herself a deeper hole and her only come back was to then criticise the DM for calling her Sarah Stevenson instead of Sarah Tilse, despite the fact she STILL hasn't changed her name and is STILL Sarah Stevenson.
Another favourite of mine from the last thread is Kurt calling their followers "dumb dumbs" for questioning his "broken back" and his miraculous recovery within mere days after Sarah said he couldn't walk
This thread will see the launch of Sarah's new activewear collection with White Fox (28th March). This will inevitably be a shitshow so get your popcorn ready
We might also see the launch of her new podcast (a rebranding of The Health Code podcast), though if the house reno, warehouse reno and cookbook is anything to go by, it'll be months, if not years before it's ready.
Sarah's current narrative is drowning in motherhood, being too busy being a boy mum to focus on work, has no time to workout or fill her cup, whilst simultaneously loving motherhood, is in the best season of her life, has found the perfect balance between mum and work life and is filling her cup every couple of days with workouts, gym classes, sauna sessions and geting her hair, nails and cosmetics done whenever she likes.
February was the first month since last May that she gained followers. She gained 1,113 new
supports 
