These are harsh for sure, big yikes
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She_Who_Cant_Be_Named
VIP Member
I am not on TikTok but would really really love to see the videos @shaaanxosucks
SuddenlyReligious
Member
The Pikachu sent me
greenjuicegoddess
Member
I actually think the oat milk is reference to gluten. Because oats are technically not classed as GF in Aus. My husband has coeliac!
Spanner14
VIP Member
She's an idiot and means the no bi-carb one can be applied after shaving. But I'm pretty sure it CANT? I feel like everyone complained about not being able to use it straight after shaving (cause who shaves and then wants to no wear deoderant for the next 3 days, such a waste of money) and then when she released the new bi-carb free one the pot still said wait a few days to apply after shaving? The only good thing about the bi-carb free is it may stop melting people's skin off
PinkTuna
Active member
Thank you!!! Was looking for that photo for ages!
peridoe
VIP Member
Yes, I was going to back track on my earlier comment and say I was wrong about the botox. Her forehead was moving in todays stories. However, I stand by the lips. She has definitely had them done. Her top lip creates its own shadow again.
pippyforyou
VIP Member
Hmmm true, might be due to covid the way they’re grouping people? Assuming it is heart related (which it would be for ECG) if it was more of an emergency situation he probably wouldn’t of casually been chilling / having a call?
Side note: I’m currently doing my major uni assignment on ECG design, so now all I’m thinking about while working on it is Sarah!! Can’t escape her!
MunchMel
Chatty Member
She looks very unwell.View attachment 820883
pretty sure people have pointed this out already but look how gaunt in the face she is. somethings off
Not necessarily. They have said in the past that he has had ECG's done in hospital due to his dizzy episodes. ECGs are often done pre-hospitally and in ED on most patient's just to rule out that it's not an arrhythmia/heart problem. Doesn't necessarily mean it is a heart problem. ECG'S and bloods are a pretty stock standard assessment in ED (unless you go in for like a fracture). I remember ages ago when they were discussing his health issues they said he'd been in ED multiple times and had ECG's and blood which came back normal. Obviously things can change in that time.
lolwhatisthisplace
Active member
THIS. IS. EVERYTHING. omg i’m obsessed plz never leaveAttention- passengers boarding on flight QF0628 to SezzyStanLand, could you please make your way through security to gate number 16, your flight has commenced boarding
For those of you who are triggered by sissy’s behaviors in the past few days, please step away and take as much time as you need….we will all welcome you back open arms when the time is right and you’re feeling better.
FOR THOSE OF YOU “NeW MeMbErS” WHO HAVE DECIDED WE ARE ALL MEANIE BULLIES THIS ONES FOR YOU-
Your flight is boarding. Enjoy the departure lounge. Feel free to gorge on as many crumbly protein balls and tap water smoothiesas you’d like, on us!!!
We much prefer tea over here on tattle….piping hot
This is your last chance to announce you’d like to make this flight…..
We all know you’re still gonna continue sneeeaky reading here just without an account (I don’t blame you, we are pretty funny)
Just please don’t come crying back to us with your tail between your legs and boarding pass in hand when sezzy starts her outrageous shit again. And she will.
(Or do because we will probably welcome you back here happily, we are much more welcoming and understanding than sezzy stans) when you tell us you were a former sezzy Stan there’s no judgement here….when you tell the sezzy stans you were a former tattlerGoodluck !!!
After all…..this is the best thread on tattle, can guarantee.
We are all standing on the tarmac waving goodbye to your plane as it’s taking off
“Without me” by Eminem is playing over the loud speakers as the engines start up…..
bethy_
Active member
No that’s all good! Didn’t feel right having the family matter mentioned in the thread title anyway under the circumstances. Also @shaaanxosucks bloody love your work
. That was the *chefs kiss* recap we all needed this morningUmmmm this is not a coincidence. Did you see how old the tiktok was?Was flicking through TikTok last night randomly and one came on with a woman and her little girl and she said "the Doctor told me to stop and start again" then showed herself kissing her adorable daughter who happened to have Downs Syndrome. Just for a minute there I thought "how unusual- they are the same words Sezza spoke" coincidence ? or did she also see that Tiktok and thought she's just copy the words? anyway, back to normal programming now
100%. Ellie is the bomb. Sarah wishes she was her lol
omg that's crazy! in the east and north shore they are all checking..but not strictly. wonder if it will ever change
sissywerk
Well-known member
Okay y’all, I WAS GOING TO post a special recap specifically for what we just learned about Sarah’s baby BUT……….
I feel like we all wouldn’t wish that on anyone…not even Sarah…and I really don’t want to try to be funny and sarcastic about it and be rude or mean and make an inappropriate or insensitive joke. Because I probably would and end up upsetting someone lol I’m really immature and my humour is sometimes a bit dark and I really don’t want to offend anyone…because it is quite a serious topic...I really feel as though we have it covered in the thread and still will continue to do so, I’m going to be posting my original recap that has nothing to do with an abnormality……let’s all just a have a bit of a laugh yea ? Coz that’s what I like doing with these catch-ups.
Okay this recap is a little different again sorry folks !!! I like to switch it up every now and then, have a bit of fun with it you know?….hope you guys don’t mind!! Can someone send this to Sarah ?
Okay sooo a lil backstory first-I think that referring to her own nipples as “Raspberries of Steel” is by far the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life which is why I always go on and on and on about it. And it was my fave thread aswell (go back and read it if you haven’t). I will continue the “raspberry steel” thing till the day I die. So…this song is called Raspberries.
I’ve also used a couple of your usernames just for rhymes, they don’t make sense it’s literally just a word to rhyme with. Sometimes I got stuck and needed a couple syllables so thanks for your contribution.
If I may ask, I’d like you all to open Spotify or Apple Music or good old fashioned YouTube, anything that plays music on your devices before continuing on this catch-up. If you could please type in “Without Me by Eminem” and listen along to this song while you read to get the full effect. Turn it up !!
Sarah’s Day Recap by Shaaanxosucks aka Rap Goddess.
I apologize in advance…I’m so so sorry. I had waay too much fun with this.
Two cashed up bogans go round without masks round without masks round without masks
Two cashed up bogans go round without masks round without masks round without masks
Guess who’s preggers ?
Preggers again
Sarah’s preggers
Tell a friend
Guess who’s preggers, guess who’s preggers,
Guess who’s preggers, guess who’s preggers,
Guess who’s preggers, guess who’s preggers, guess who’s preggers
We’ve created a monster
Coz nobody wants to see Kurt no more they want Sarah. Damn he’s triggered
Well if you want Sarah, this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of greed mixed with somethin’ real bitter
Some WhiteFox that’ll rip in half quicker
Then some tank tops low in stock that is costing
Gets mad at fox when he’s not co-operating
@Sarahnfocks she’s gonna have a restock and collaborating
You waited this long, she’s still complaining
Coz she’s a twat and only shags when she’s ovulating
I know that you got a job @MrsHaydos
But your brotherhusbands narc problems complicating
So the bestie queen won’t let us be
She’s all ’me me me’ so we’ll disagree
They try to shut us down on instastory
Listen up sissy it’s #justiceforabby
So, come on let’s dip, @peanutbuttersticks
Fuck that! Fillers in lips, breastfeeding steel tits
And get ready, coz this shits about to get heavy
We’re starting a new lawsuit, Fuck you Sezzy!
Now recaps are the job for me
Can someone please, spill the tea?
Coz we love a little conspiracy
About Sarah and her raspberries
I said recaps are the job for me
Can someone please, spill the tea?
Coz we love a little conspiracy
About Sarah and her @Steel Raspberries
Low views, don’t get it confused
She’s using you! What is she supposed to do for YouTube?
They start feelin like nothing she says is true
Till someone comes along in her comments and yells BITCH
A dictionary, her influence is scary
Let’s start a revolution! Child-proofin’ the stairways
A rebel, so let me just revel and bask
In the fact that she’s got everyone kissin’ her ass
And it’s a disaster, such a catastrophe
The best thread on tattle, this is a task? I do it for free!
Sarah’s preggers
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Finna involved in some more internet dramalama again and a hidden agenda, sunburn her skin like a sinner
The center of attention can someone just pick her?
It’s interesting, Bestie start addressing and confessing instead of just always suppressing 🧎
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, coz @HeNeverWatchesTV
Sorry Sezzy there’s no gluten free
A nuisance, who’s spent? You sent for me?
Now recaps are the job for me
Can someone please, spill the tea?
Coz we love a little conspiracy
About Sarah and her raspberries
I said recaps are the job for me
Can someone please, spill the tea?
Coz we love a little conspiracy
About Sarah and her @Steel Raspberries
At Tittle Tattle we go tit for tat with
Everybody here’s talkin’ this shit that shit
Family matters DeLiCaTe
A bit dramatic she’s very problematic skimming through her stories can be traumatic
And @Nodi ? Pslam of the day, she’s holy
You 36 year old baldinghead hag blow me
You don’t know me you’re too old let go it’s over
Nobody wants your smoothies Heck no
I’ll be there with a whole list of full of new insults
A big nope, influential and judgmental
It’s essential her stans always assemble
But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss tea
So this must mean she’s disgusting
It’s not just me she’s just obscene
No she’s not the first queen on controversy
She is the worst thing since restrictive eating
@PinkTuna grew sick of her selfishly
And used fans to get herself wealthy
There’s a concept @sissywerk
Twenty million other Sarah copycats emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
This threads the best, can guarantee
Now recaps are the job for me
Can someone please, spill the tea?
Coz we love a little conspiracy
About Sarah and her raspberries
I said this looks like a job for tattle
So everybody just follow like cattle
Coz we’re about to go into battle
Her stans are deluded and that is factual
KIDS!
Mic drop
Cancelled
I feel like I’m having a fan girl moment over getting mentioned
I saw the plate as I scrolled to fast and thought that was the omelette and wasn't surprised by the colourView attachment 815619
This is the most solids, least creamy cheesecake I've ever seenit'd break your teeth!
Also this week's recipes include...
Caramel bites presumably made with fake caramel
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And AN OMLETTE RECIPE WITH THE INGREDIENTS ON TOP LIKE A TACO.
Sis has literally said fry and egg in a flat pan, put mushrooms on top, done
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It’s the schnoz for me“Had a mini panic attack”
Lol even her panic attacks have to be smol (or the absolute worst in the wooorrrrrrld. But she chose the xs option today)
Also am I the only one that’s getting ‘prolapsed anus’ from these lips? They actually made me physically shudder…EwView attachment 822483
