WTF! Has Sarah got a second job in the plants section at Dobbies garden centre
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I can confirm they are as cheap, nasty and awful looking in real life as they are on insta.Have to say it
I dislike her hair. It’s awful. Everything about her hair is terrible. The god awful cheap looking mis matched extensions that are too long and do nothing for her. The fact that you can always clearly see where her real hair ends and the extensions start. The fact that the extensions aren’t colour matched to her hair. The horrible middle parting and god awful greasy slicked down thing she does where her hair looks glued to get scalp.
It is horrendous.
That’s why it looks like it doesWhat I don’t understand is that Sarah exercises almost daily. Goes running, uses weights, does other cardio yet only washes her hair once a week?! There’s a dedicated hair washing day.
Can someone ask her to share the recipe please?! Bloody mars bar crispie cakes, kids make them in pre school but twit face has to ring her mum for instructions.Oh look Sarah’s been baking! Oh no sorry it’s just Mars bar krispies again. Wonder how many goes and phone calls to granny she had to make this time.
Excuse us, they are the “worlds best Mars bar krispies”Can someone ask her to share the recipe please?! Bloody mars bar crispie cakes, kids make them in pre school but twit face has to ring her mum for instructions.
We saw it briefly when the dressing was off. Massive, stitched badly by some hotel doctor and now he’s going to have a scar that might need plastic surgery if it doesn’t heal well or forms keloid scar tissue or just looks really unsightly. Why he wasn’t taken to see a proper doctor in hospital to get it dealt with and stitched or glued neatly I do not know. Well I do, they are tit parents.She’s surprised by a massive scar when he had a week with a huge dressing…? What did she bloody expect!? She really didn’t give a tit on holiday did she (or ever)
Because leaving the hotel to see a Dr meant mama didn't get hers (and 20 other guests) allocation of cocktailsWe saw it briefly when the dressing was off. Massive, stitched badly by some hotel doctor and now he’s going to have a scar that might need plastic surgery if it doesn’t heal well or forms keloid scar tissue or just looks really unsightly. Why he wasn’t taken to see a proper doctor in hospital to get it dealt with and stitched or glued neatly I do not know. Well I do, they are tit parents.
Ohhhh I was wrong. She’s not pregnant. Phew!She’s got to be pregnant after the last story she posted - she’s got some WONDERFUL news to share which she's SO happy about …. So I’m guessing pregnant or decided to sell up and move home … I mean to Scotland!
No, Captain Pugwash has been promotedShe’s got to be pregnant after the last story she posted - she’s got some WONDERFUL news to share which she's SO happy about …. So I’m guessing pregnant or decided to sell up and move home … I mean to Scotland!
Didn’t he apparently nearly die & was signed off sick for quite a while? Or at least that’s what she says but the story was apparently fabricated. I’m pretty sure it’s been mentioned either on ig or YouTube.Chief petty officer DaDa
Does this mean no more deployments?
What was the accident we dont talk about?
Yeah fairly sure there was a YouTube that mentioned it. Not a whole thing but she’s talked about it enough for it to have been known about on hereDidn’t he apparently nearly die & was signed off sick for quite a while? Or at least that’s what she says but the story was apparently fabricated. I’m pretty sure it’s been mentioned either on ig or YouTube.