He's like "Look Sarah - I would call you mum but you have to act like one first - I've been stuck in that bleeping nursery half my life. I've seen the insta pics of you taking precious Isla without me. I just want to play on the swing because it's a rare occasion. I know you want to prove those Tattlers wrong, but I just don't give a duck. This trip to the park is just for show. So take your camera and piss off. I'm not posing for your followers. Oh, and stop writing that you love me when you clearly don't."He also looks totally miserable! I wonder how many times Sarah told him to look and smile for the camera...he looks completely fed up.