Sarah Burke #99 Built like a quarter back, candidate for a heart attack

[Sloppy Foley]

Thread title:

Lewk will be back to one dad when Keet is a gonner- Lewk is a Buckley not a Burke or an O’Connor.

 

[Stacey10]

"What a difference a day makes,
Twenty-four little hours"

 

[#transparency]

I feel like we need to do something special when we hit 100 threads. Like the way MTV used to do their top 100 songs, we should do our top 100 Sars moments. The scary thing is she easily has 100 if we go digging through her threads

Top 100 stand out things/moments about Sarah in no particular order, if everyone can add a few to it I will then fix it up by the end of this thread

1. Wedding called off to Brian
2. Sweet king jellies for miscarriages/infertile
3. Slippers to childless Uncle
4. Kelly is live
5. Breasts 8 inches from breast bone
6. Brian taking the new showergel
7. Sarah eating packets of ham in her car
8. The green blazer rants
9. Bishop Brennan Dress
10. Keith and his Saxa salt
11. Leaving Slimming World
12. Putting zips into clothes that are too small
13. Always could of sized down
14. Squirting water into Luke's face
15. Nana Bettys shoe and sandal collection
16. Jack's rainbow photos
17. Free black pudding salad
18. My Brand
19. Buying her house twice
20. Crusty bicycle shorts
21. PCOS
22. Cysts upon cysts upon cysts
23. Pissing on the side streets during Covid
24. Her love of mince
25. White Chocolate Porridge
26. Being Hunters godmother
27. Keith's wrong date for Jack's tattoo
28. Over drawing her lip liner
29. Only up 1 stone 4 pounds
30. Filming Betty drenched in holy water
31. Filming Betty eating
32. The Chernobyl back garden
33. The hot tub in the garden
34. The Jewish curls
35. Driving to Dublin for IVF
36. Saying to just be
37. Saying we move
38. This kitchen is for dancing
39. Moving her family in with Tina
40. Dumping supermom and re friending her
41. Her awkward relationship with Julie
42. Has Luke 100%, Brian 0%
42. Singing ride sally ride at a wedding
43. The brown contact lenses
44. T rex hand gestures
45. The leg kick in videos
46. Her brown contact lenses
47. Ignoring Luke's first little sister
48. Cousin-friend/ the girls
49. Saying her teeth are perfect
50. When she had her own cushions to fluff

 

[cycleon]

Thread suggestion for #100.

Luke Buckley, son of Brian Buckley

or

Luke Buckley, son of Brian Buckley, brother of Abigail Buckley, son of Sarah Burke (not Buckley)

burps will love the reminder

 

[girlo456]

The work tshirt he has on in their family photo, is it a J&J brand or a contractor? If its a contractor i cant imagine he's on the money that he's made out to be

I’m a contractor at a pharma company too and I make more money than the employees on the company contract so it varies from place to place, but then again I have a masters under my belt and all Teet has is gum disease, a gambling addiction and a wild boar in his bed so doubt we are comparable

 

[Drama queen]

Doesn't want flowers because they die but couldn't get them on her stories quick enough for green folder day make up your mind dickhead.

 

[Stacey10]

She deleted her little story of her spinning around in her sausage suit I see

Was it this story she deleted?

 

[Tank Girl]

I’m very confused. Why is Julies Dad outside Sarah Burkes house
Absolute clowns

 

[LegallyBlonde1]

Let kids be kids.......from the cunt that made her son live through a miscarriage and shoves Jack down his throat at every available opportunity. And also who never once protected her son from the breakdown of a family unit and had him calling some random stranger Dad when he already has a father she is so publicly bitter about Brian that I dread to think what the poor child witnesses behind closed doors

 

[Sloppy Foley]

Happy Monday tattlers - here is a pic of Keet and his mate Sarah to start your day off with a smile x

 

[C1O2]

The best part of that shit show mourn porn I thought was “ I slept on the chair there was beds but I slept on a chair”. St. Sarah a martyr.

 

[Addd]

Another top Sars moment was the time she came on talking about how she was having a nightmare and moaning in her sleep in distress and Keet lay there holding her hand the entire time watching her have the nightmare rather than just wake her up . Never fails to make me laugh

 

[sron]

Everyone still talks about Jack, including her nieces and nephews. WTAF?? My niece had a stillbirth at 39 weeks. She is always remembered, we held her, kissed her, could see that she looked like her Daddy, her parents were able to dress her ,but we don't talk about her all the time. To ' always talk about' a baby/fetudls that was 9 weeks gestation is just f***ed up, especially by children

 

[Wexy123]

The RIP scenario when Betty passed away.
Suffering from HG while stuffing her face morning noon and night.
The ads from her hospital bed showing her cannula.
The ads from the hospital loos
The multiple hospital admissions because she deliberately dehydrated herself.
Getting Betty to fork out for a pram that’s rarely been used, on her deathbed

Fastway "losing" her size 20 cream embellished dress. And giving her a pair of size 9 men's shoes instead of it

 

[MollyMalone]

The way she refers to herself as mommy makes me want to turn myself inside out with the ick

 

[Stacey10]

Another few that come to mind

* The COVID car rant, when people told her she might have Covid and she went mad and ranted about it on her way to the testing centre

*When she came on boasting that she had a falling out with Betty and that she wouldn't be apologising to a 90+ year old until Betty did first

*When she filmed and posted the video of Donna with her nipple/boob on show

*When she lied that she decided she didn't drink
the night before so that she could do the school run eventhough she was pregnant at the time

*When she did a video for Therapie Fertility Clinic and the next day the Clinic had to do a Live for questions and answers as there was so much backlash

*When Luke had a small fall at Brian's and he had a little cut over his eyebrow and Sarah had to have a Plastic Surgeon access the cut

*Claiming to be a front line worker during Covid when people where sending in their weights to her

*Miriam the midwife writing her a letter

* Obsession with Sam's Coffee

 

[me ma will tell ya]

I find it hilarious how she's now justifying her size by saying she's only 4 months after isabella yet the whole time she was pregnant she kept saying she was up no weight! Make it make sense sayrah

 

[Wysterialane]

This one is really passing me off tonight. Yes someone you love passing is horrible & sad & you are grieving. But to have your first experience of a close death to be a grandparent in your 30s is a privilege. People her age or younger have lost children, siblings, parents & don't make it all about them & use it for mourn porn

Genuinely she has really pissed me off. I am super sensitive though as I lost my father 3 weeks ago & he was only 53, I was blessed though before this, I had never even been to a funeral, made it to 28 with all of my grandparents. I was present when my father died, as it was probably the only thing he ever asked of me, love island was the last thing on my mind, I don’t know how you could even think about anything else, let alone tv, while someone close to you is passing

 

[shiv6482]

In a town of laughter, not far away,
Lived Lewk Buckley, with a smirk to display.
Son of Brian Buckley, with a grin so wide,
And Sarah Burke (not Buckley), by his side, no Buckley by her side.

Along came Keet O’Connor, a jester with flair,
With jokes and jests, he’d lighten the air.
With Maria Piper, the spud of the show,
They concocted antics that made faces aglow.

Lewk led the pack, with a joke up his sleeve,
While Keet kept them rolling, you wouldn’t believe!
Burps chimed in, with a quip so clever,
And Maria, the potato, tied it all together.

In this comedy crew, they had so much fun,
With laughter and glee, they outshone the sun.
So here’s to Lewk, Brian, Sarah, and Keet,
And Maria Piper, the tuber beneath!

 

[Noseybatch]

Yes Sarah we know you took a turn... in the sausage suit, we seen it