I can see it now, the cream dress two sizes too small, a chavy bow with pearls from shein, white or black sandals she stroked from beddy, the “boys” in match white shirts and dickie bows, beige chinos on them, hair high to the sky, the traveller brides would be proud of, the snout glistening with too much highlighter on it, the gammy tan on her knees and her chavy foot tattoo out for all to see. Belly in a toilet roll doiley cover and a chavtastic bow cutting off her circulation, Tina with a face like a melted welly until she gets a pint into her, cancer free dad no where to be seen now there’s no drama, and a bog chavvy pic on the altar of them all with a caption “our real true family” to get at Brian then it will be said here she didn’t mention her always a family of 4 Jack so she will repost it with the angel emoji