She “never had this” with Luke or Belly. Did she not spend a week in the Hilton with Belly a few wks old having lumbar punctures etc and refusing to leave because SHE KNEW. Did she not sit on her large hole cuddling Belly then? Or the next time she had her up in the Hilton? Or the time after that?? And everything had to be done and perfect 
You were living in Sonic and Keyrings with them doing everything for you including your washing you daft wick. Oh Jesus she gives me a right aul laugh she does 

