Sarah Burke #102 Keet will be partying,Burp out shopping, don’t worry Sar he won’t get any c's throbbing

[Crones884]

Tattlers the newest member arrived healthy out this morning all is well with everyone thank god

 

[ahtisyourself]

I’m still laughing at Keet saying you’re like Abby Clancy and I’m Peter Crouch. More like Flabby Clancy and Teeter Couch

 

[Ciara3456]

Can some with skills put the sausage suit pic on the invite?

Ask and you shall receive

 

[Stacey10]

Ok my editing skills are atrocious but had to do it… those glasses

if ya know..ya know #freedeirdre #burpsbehindbars View attachment 2802895

I just can't unsee her resemblance to Rose West with those glasses

 

[Crones884]

Thank you for all your lovely messages Baby has had 2 breast in a buns, a sloppy foley and some chips on the side as her first dinner. She also is 45 foot long they had to open loads of doors in the hospital to get her to lie down. She has 14 teeth and came out wanting to watch judge judy. The nurses and doctors cant get over her

 

[Stacey10]

I’m still laughing at Keet saying you’re like Abby Clancy and I’m Peter Crouch. More like Flabby Clancy and Teeter Couch

I'm still thinking and laughing at this all day

We now have our very own Onslow Gardens version of The Therapy Crouch called The Couch Potatoes with Teeter Couch and Flabby Clancy

 

[nannyg]

A side by side of Rose West and Burps credit to @Stacey10 for her superior editing skills

 

[Stacey10]

Ladies (and Hector ) I am more than happy to sponsor a mole to join for 8th March I would do it but it will be as clear as day what I’m up to

@Sloppy Foley I'm interested in clabbing with you on this. The mole would be given some limited edition ReJew You Merch.
I'll throw in a pop socket, tote bag, a larger shopping bag to carry all the meat and a notebook to write down all the beaudiful recipes

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

Flabby Clancy and Teeter Couch

I know it's only page 5 but COME ON! Has to be next thread title!

 

[RestingB!*chFace]

The big Jeffrey Dahmer head on her!

 

[Jellybb]

“Do you know when you come out of hospital and you have loads to do” what the fuck kind of a statement is this? no Sarah we don’t understand because fortunately the majority of us don’t treat the hospital as a holiday home… fucking cunt

 

[I'm luvvin it hunz]

Lads, I just said to myself there, I said I'd pop on and have the chats with ye. I drove the one minute walk to Aldi there to get my Maria Pipers and mince and miwadi, the whole of Aldi was rooting for me and my hair, I'd say 57% of people said it looked onreal and the other 59% couldn't see me after the weight loss.I bought the beeeaudifull shampoo and conditioner that @Jellybb was on promotiong without declaring it and I'm ubsesssed with it. If I had a cousin friend she'd wish she was me. I was actually down another .1lb the minute I purchased it. I don't have a code to share with ye, but those that know Jellybb know her and know that she knows a lot about knowing and if your hair looks anything like mine Keet will have a hard on for ye

 

[Drama queen]

Lewk boils my piss if he was mine I'd have him on done deal.

I'm aware he's 7 and it's likely her making the most of this shit up and coaching him to perform for the camera but I can't anymore with the Luke content he gives me the shits.

 

[ahtisyourself]

What's the Aveeno shampoo supposed to be good for?

I’m gonna be a cunt and say washing your hair

 

[Stacey10]

Love the pirate comparison. Said like a pirate
@Stacey10 can you do your thing with burp and a pirate eye patch and parrot on her shoulder saying she is getting arrrr-ganised

Ahoy Mateys! Shiver me timbers!

 

[HawTea2.0]

Give yourself 10 minutes today and she sitting in her parents home jobless

Sitting at Tina’s kitchen table, jobless, her sister dropping lewk to school, and this one flat out writing in a diary for appointments her cringey quotes thinking she’s a girl boss with her BIC 4 coloured click pen IN THE BIN

 

[HawTea2.0]

Lewk is a marvel, doesn’t think he needs to celebrate his own birthday after 7 years but will celebrate his deceased great grannies?

 

[Sloppy Foley]

Give yourself 10 minutes today and she sitting in her parents home jobless

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

Have the doctors & nurses in CUH anything better to do than tell this useless lump of shite that the baby would love a cot mobile. Help the sick ye bastards. Miriam the letter writing midwife I blame you for this

Maybe when she was sticking the baby in front of Encanto for the 8th time in a row a nurse said "here, you fat lump, would ya not buy that baby a mobile or something else to look at rather than sticking her in front of the tablet all day, also you have a ronnie and your fiance's gack..."

But I dunno, none of us were there ...

 

[Stacey10]

She’s baaaaccckkk!! With a boring as fuck update on her day I’d rather see her trying to flog the cans of piss spray from oh my ham

Also, what is the actual fucking deal with lathering her self in tan to sit at home in a tracksuit?? I would wear makeup a lot for work but by god before I would be arsed lathering myself in tan for no reason each week especially if I was her size it must take hours! How does she tan that big gorilla back ?! Does her poor dad have to get out the paint roller ??

You might not have been here for the back tanning tutorials