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Miscanthus

Miscanthus

Welcome to the thread for those of us seeking sanctuary from you know where.
Pull up a pew, grab a cuppa and make yourself comfortable.
Fortnum's buisicuits (sic) are available.

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Milking Keynes

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We can talk about anything - anything at all - so exciting. I’m gonna kick things off with a very important matter. I am rooting for Bennifer. I am manifesting and hoping this works out. Perfect for eachother and I do love a happy ending. ❤
 
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Milking Keynes said:
We can talk about anything - anything at all - so exciting. I’m gonna kick things off with a very important matter. I am rooting for Bennifer. I am manifesting and hoping this works out. Perfect for eachother and I do love a happy ending. ❤
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Plus, makes me think 50 is the new 30.Yippee. 💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿
 
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Milking Keynes said:
We can talk about anything - anything at all - so exciting. I’m gonna kick things off with a very important matter. I am rooting for Bennifer. I am manifesting and hoping this works out. Perfect for eachother and I do love a happy ending. ❤
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I had to Google as I didn't know they were back on. It would be lovely if they could find happiness again!
 
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🥁🥁Picture this...blonde woman of extremely dubious age, 5ft 4ins - (on a good day these days) somersaults (embarrassingly) across stage, out-back -flipping any dolphin you have EVER been introduced to at a dinner party. THIS is what happens when you free the beast of a woman who AT LAST is without constraint. I DON”T BELIEVE THIS! I am the Nelson Mandela of SAGs.🥁🥁

I have wanted to be a SAG since sootball was invented. I’ve got the ‘Hallelujah Chorus’ in one ear and ‘Who The Hell is Alice’ in the other! We can speak! ABOUT ANYTHING!

To say I am delighted is an understatement. THANK YOU @Miscanthus...💐

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HELLOOOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE! I will have calmed down by my next post - just letting off a bit of steam atm. Forgive my exuberance...this is better than St Gary coming to do my gardening...or hair...or whatever he likes actually...

She readjusts pince-nez and assumes a sanguine demeanour...and now - Patchwork Quilting for the Unwashed...

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Yay!! Up and running and what a welcome, @Miscanthus - where did you find that picture of me? In my Milton-Bennet-Bonnet?
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😍 😍 😍

@Miscanthus - please DO tell more about you art exhibition.

@MissMidnight - what did they say at your check up please?

These are the 2 things I have been waiting to hear... 🤗

I hate posts all running together :rolleyes:
 
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Dirtyhorseshoes said:
🎵I'm about to lose control and I think I like it 🎶
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After the conversation on Lidl's thread you might need adult diapers! 🤣

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Have to say, I see where @Oops is coming from with the avatar on the other thread - it’s pretty gross.
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I did consider reporting it, then I remembered I don't believe in reporting (unless it's stolen avatars) 🤣
Tbh I'm surprised that some snowflake millennial hasn't been offended by it.
 
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Oh NOW you guys are here - me and @Miscanthus were kickin’ cans not gonna lie - where were y’all for the big ol’ launch?! Were you socialising when you should have been here? Hmmmmmm....but isn’t this exciting? 💃🏿💃🏿
 
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Milking Keynes said:
Oh NOW you guys are here - me and @Miscanthus were kickin’ cans not gonna lie - where were y’all for the big ol’ launch?! Were you socialising when you should have been here? Hmmmmmm....
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I wondered when they'd decide to show! 🤣 Didn't like to say....
But the photo is of the two of us! 😍

Ok....attention please!
Are we going to have rules or are we going to do the 'the rule is there are no rules ' thing?
Personally I would like "thou shallt not get offended by anything you read here" written in the constitution....😁
 
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Do you think Geranium, Happy Forest, Sophie and Too much stuff might find us? I do hope so...

So sorry Mrs Bennet Bonnet - I got carried away with some thrilling tender documents and next thing you know - poof - it was here! As you know - I do like a good tender document on a Saturday :sleep:. Isn’t this the best? Is Bennifer Brad and Jennifer? I don’t think she ever got over him but he was hypnotised away by an angular-faced beauty, was he not? It would be a fairy tale somehow...Love a bit of romance like that...sigh.
 
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Oops... said:
Do you think Geranium, Happy Forest, Sophie and Too much stuff might find us? I do hope so...

So sorry Mrs Bennet Bonnet - I got carried away with some thrilling tender documents and next thing you know - poof - it was here! As you know - I do like a good tender document on a Saturday :sleep:. Isn’t this the best? Is Bennifer Brad and Jennifer? I don’t think she ever got over him but he was hypnotised away by an angular-faced beauty, was he not? It would be a fairy tale somehow...Love a bit of romance like that...sigh.
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I wasn't sure who to tag but we can tag them now?

Are we Saggies?😁
 
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Does anyone mind if we adopt a no dehumanising of women’s anatomy policy please? I got a bit queasy with that on the other nameless thread? Apart from that I’m easy going? I feel I can request that because none of us have ever joined in on that.

Just realised - we are ACTUALLY setting up our community guidelines - it took us 5 minutes...others we jointly know still haven’t managed it after years.:rolleyes:

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I wasn't sure who to tag but we can tag them now?

Are we Saggies?😁
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That’s great! Thank you x

Yes we are Saggies from the kingdom of SAG! 😍
 
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