"I love decorating my table top with fresh fruit that looks like it was just picked off the tree, but actually came right from the grocery store"
*Plonks down a bowl of uniformly sized and coloured, perfectly round and obviously treated with something to make them very shiney apples*
You just know this'll be a good one!
Edit it didn't disappoint, a branch of rosemary, kids nicking labels off cans, store bought mashed potato is the biggest secret, stunt work putting on a shoe and to top it all live fish for decoration under faux pearls in vase (and one of the fish looked dead) I'm dead
*Plonks down a bowl of uniformly sized and coloured, perfectly round and obviously treated with something to make them very shiney apples*
You just know this'll be a good one!
Edit it didn't disappoint, a branch of rosemary, kids nicking labels off cans, store bought mashed potato is the biggest secret, stunt work putting on a shoe and to top it all live fish for decoration under faux pearls in vase (and one of the fish looked dead) I'm dead
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