Same Sex Flirting

[Peter Griffin]

Live video feed of MD reading tattle right now:

 

[bolimepipi]

if i was a mod i'd let this go on forever it's hilarious

 

[watermelon sugar]

Are we getting trolled

 

[kittypaws]

What’s Mulholland Drive’s favourite Lady Gaga song?

Bean This Way

 

[HinchythetwattyGrinchy]

I always found it dead weird how ‘she’ would manage to change any subject of conversation into something sexual... just totally out of the blue as well. That was the most off putting part about Mulholland. I’m no prude ffs but there is literally no need for that kind of behaviour.

 

[nbt]

Okay I’m here ready to take notes... not on how to flirt with women, just on who da fuck everyone is

 

[kittypaws]

What does Mulholland Drive have for breakfast?
Weetanix

 

[under the ivy]

 

[watermelon sugar]

Okay ill go first

My name is Barry, I'm 52 and I'm from Portsmouth. I love flicking bean and watching girl on girl porn x

 

[emerald]

This thread will go down in history. A Tribute to Mulholland Drive and her Tribulations.

 

[HinchythetwattyGrinchy]

Shiiiiit I’m so invested in this. Her posts always stood out for me and would make me CRINGE so hard. Definitely a weird, single 50 year old who lives with his parents with crusty socks under his bed from all the fantasy bean flicking.

 

[kittypaws]

I remember her once saying she was trying to explain how lesbian sex works to her mum...

Wonder if she used diagrams and a tin of beans to demonstrate

 

[Readread]

BBBBBBBullshit

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Tbf if this was all spread across loads of different threads you wouldn't always put it all together - I only really knew MD as the really overt lesbian on tattle, but didn't connect a lot of other things to them, but it definitely looks more jarring when you list it all together!

This is why I came to post on this thread, I feel a bit bad because I don’t post much on the off topic threads here, but I wanted to add my two cents and explain I’d noticed it too on other threads.
For the record, I mainly post on the Jack Monroe threads, despite the “Bob“ in my name I’m a woman!
I feel like this is a kind of emergency tattle town hall meeting!

 

[jarv]

Haha I read back through that thread to check I wasn’t making it up. The comments were about getting wet, going off to flick her bean then coming back on like “oooo that’s better” . It all seemed a bit over done! Plus it was hard to find a comment that didn’t say they were a lesbian. I don’t know anyone that has to state their sexual preference constantly, even when it doesn’t matter to the conversation

You jogged my memory! It was on "The Ick" thread. I said something about an ex that used to literally drip sweat on me during sex and MH said something about getting sweaty with her girlfriend and sticking together. For some reason it felt very mansplainy

Apologies if MH is genuine but it's an interaction that I've not forgotten about.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Muff muncher ahahahaha who says that. She honestly acted like she was the first person to have seen a fanny

 

[Readread]

Someone ring the only Chinese in the Lake District and ask if they've got a customer called Zola

 

[WilmaHun]

I’ll never look at a bean the same way again

 

[Greencatfysh]

Omg I just remembered there was a thread started by “her” about wanting to epilate her entire vaginal area because she wanted a smooth finish - I replied warning her against that but again, far too much detail on the fact that she wanted it smooth because her lesbian lover would like it

 

[calmyourritas]

I have no words