Same Sex Flirting

[LinaLamont]

I just remember being pure confused as to why everyone seemed so taken with someone who, as far as I was concerned, was a lunatic. People on here are obviously much nicer and less cynical than I am

 

[Greencatfysh]

Look!! theres definitely some weird fantasist lesbian stuff going on here. Who says they’ve got changed “into a short skirt”??

 

[emerald]

Need a thread rename. Mulholland Drive #1 Tribbing, fibbing and peking ribbing

 

[petitspois]

You lot are on fire.

MD also wore crocs which should have made me immediately suspicious.

 

[Peter Griffin]

 

[watermelon sugar]

 

[kittypaws]

I don’t mean to be dramatic but I feel like my whole life has been a lie up to this point

 

[Apple In My Pie]

 

[emerald]

This was the nail in the coffin moment for me "Tribbing like no tomorrow" come on no real life woman has ever said this..

 

[OutrageouslyScarlet]

I honestly don’t think tattle will ever get better than this moment. We’ve peaked guys

 

[calmyourritas]

I actually quite liked her

 

[Poptart]

My husband's just asked me to cut his hair. I'm busy HUN!!!!

 

[watermelon sugar]

 

[petitspois]

Remember when she shat herself and her gf cleared it up?

 

[Hello Kitty]

Haha I read back through that thread to check I wasn’t making it up. The comments were about getting wet, going off to flick her bean then coming back on like “oooo that’s better” . It all seemed a bit over done! Plus it was hard to find a comment that didn’t say they were a lesbian. I don’t know anyone that has to state their sexual preference constantly, even when it doesn’t matter to the conversation

Yes, I felt like MH's sexuality and job title was mentioned in everything

 

[cushtybert]

Bloody hell I used to think she was up herself as she kept going on about her IT job, she was the only female, men used to get shocked when she walked in and started talking about IT etc I was like all right love calm your tits
Wasn’t expecting this, bet she’s really called Adrian, in her 50s and lives with her parents

 

[calmyourritas]

Type “masculine engagement ring reddit ” into google or google images. She took the picture from a 2 year old Reddit post I have too much time on my hands I know.

Fuck off!!!

 

[WilmaHun]

How do I explain to my tutor I didn’t do my assignment because mulholland drive caused drama on tattle

also is this a legit reason to call in sick tomorrow?

 

[nbt]

Me: I can’t believe people are going to bed

Also me: Thank god people are going to bed, I can go to bed now

 

[under the ivy]

Where’s everyone gone? You all having a breather/vodka?

Sorry I was just flicking my bean