Munch on laminate 
I'm sure she said she ordered the ring on a royal mail special delivery. I mean who bloody cares what delivery service you've gotThis thread is hilarious. I knew she was full of tit when she posted on the what did you get for Christmas thread saying she got an engagement ring but left it in her bag then after New Years she was claiming her girlfriend surprised her with a ring.
Yes!!! I spotted this too. She said she had "popped down to Cape Town for a few hours" or something. Load of rit.
Why is she wearing crocs with a bath robe ahahahaajahahahaCrocs strike again!
Howling!!!!!!
It’s like the pen beaker thread on mumsnet. Legendary.We should collect these in a hall of fame kind of thread so unaware people can be confused and people on this thread can laugh forever![]()
Holy tit, who the hell thinks about how sexy a beautician is while they are getting their hair ripped outOmg lol at this one
thankfully I don’t have any hairs on my a. So your pubes just magically stop after your vag? Get the feeling this guy has never seen one. He writes as if he’s literally 80
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I think we all know.Wonder what MD has bean upto today
Not just any IT - Citrix don’t you know!