Don’t tell MD she’ll wanna lie down with you
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The bean flicking thing 
I always really liked her and put the over the top stuff down to being South African and the ones I’ve known/met have been very straight forward and out spoken. She came across the same. But Jesus this has blown my mind. I’ve always been aware people like to make up worlds online but god what a backstory.. I feel abit sad.. I’m a massive over sharer on here. Promise I am who I say I am. 
Yeah, there are some saddos on here (not you lot obv) so who was she really?I always just assumed some of her quirky way of speaking was a South African thing! Or maybe she is actually a 60 year old retiree from slough called Paul
I guess people were taken aback by this thread, as you don't just decide to be bisexual or les due to having bad experiences with sleazy, selfish immature lads, your orientation is something you should be aware of regardless of any actual relationship experience. As for the other comments, maybe having a proper conversation and setting your boundaries would bring more closure than a text? It's lockdown so he shouldn't be at your house anyway. You are in a fortunate position to not be living with this man or financially tied to each other, so have that conversation and move on with your life, you are so young, have fun being single and be content with yourself, it can take time to work things out in regards to orientation, good luck, all that matters really is that you aren't put in a position where you are undervalued be it with men or women.
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That’s what I was about to post!!Who in their 20s says ‘retired to bed’
I feel like that!! I always talk about my PhD because it’s all I do lmaoI always really liked her and put the over the top stuff down to being South African and the ones I’ve known/met have been very straight forward and out spoken. She came across the same. But Jesus this has blown my mind. I’ve always been aware people like to make up worlds online but god what a backstory.. I feel abit sad.. I’m a massive over sharer on here. Promise I am who I say I am.
I’m not trying to brag at all if people think I am.Is it a hangover from mumsnet?That was another thing that seemed a weird typing quirk, abbreviating things that don't get abbreviated. (CD for Christmas day was one for me. Who says that?)
Oh my god I need to get a life.
Or do youI feel like that!! I always talk about my PhD because it’s all I do lmao
haha
Well.. this thread was interesting reading. I feel played by MD
Oh my gosh this thread! 
I thought there was something “off” about MD, I felt bad for being so cynical, so its a relief to see others thought the same!
I‘d noticed her posts on the ”worst jokes“ thread (all hers‘ were les themed jokes), one of the crushes threads, and the Saturday night kitchen disco thread. I remember someone on a thread posting about Kylie Minogue, and MD saying Kylie was too old for her, but then not long after, posting on another thread about how much she fancied her. It was then I thought, “hang on a minute”.
I know it sounds weird to remember these little details, but I think a lot of us came to this site in the first place because we’ve seen lies and inconsistencies from influencers etc, so we’re usually quite good at nothing these things.
I thought there was something “off” about MD, I felt bad for being so cynical, so its a relief to see others thought the same!
I‘d noticed her posts on the ”worst jokes“ thread (all hers‘ were les themed jokes), one of the crushes threads, and the Saturday night kitchen disco thread. I remember someone on a thread posting about Kylie Minogue, and MD saying Kylie was too old for her, but then not long after, posting on another thread about how much she fancied her. It was then I thought, “hang on a minute”.
I know it sounds weird to remember these little details, but I think a lot of us came to this site in the first place because we’ve seen lies and inconsistencies from influencers etc, so we’re usually quite good at nothing these things.
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Ooo he’s well tasty. Is that what they chat about on the Corrie thread?Pfft yeah right. I’ve seen you on the Corrie thread
Can anyone relay any of their “what I did today” posts??
I’m so glad this thread is poppin off while I’m not at work
I’d be getting daggers checking my phone!Pmsl I was just about to text my friend about this then I realised this is just a Tattle thing 
What a loser
What a loserMy bf is playing PlayStation and I’m sat next to him shaking laughing and he probs thinks I’m having some sort of seizurePmsl I was just about to text my friend about this then I realised this is just a Tattle thing
I met him in Nicos in Glasgow a few years ago. He was lovelyPfft yeah right. I’ve seen you on the Corrie thread
I feel like I talk to you guys more than my actual friendsPmsl I was just about to text my friend about this then I realised this is just a Tattle thing
I’ve just telling my other half about the goss. He kept interrupting... “where’s this going? Is this a long story? What’s your point?”
I finished like “can you believe it?” and he goes “so you’re all a bunch of strangers on the internet shocked that another stranger on the internet has been telling lies?”
I’m like, yes
I finished like “can you believe it?” and he goes “so you’re all a bunch of strangers on the internet shocked that another stranger on the internet has been telling lies?”
I’m like, yes
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