Sam Smith

[Itsjustmesmee]

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Just stop.

I can smell ar$e off that picture

 

[Tabitha D]

The tattoos are like a toddler‘s drawings. There’re awful.

I’m always surprised how many people have really terrible tattoos. Sam Smith, Brooklyn Beckham, Jack Monroe etc. etc. They are permanent after all, if you’re going to get them done, at least go to someone with a bit of artistic ability. (Especially if you have the money). Instead they just look wonky and terrible, sometimes they’re so bad you can’t even tell what they’re supposed to be.

 

[Tabitha D]

Good for Sam.
I too love expressing myself in outfits that cut off my circulation and leave me with chafing and blisters. It's so liberating.

Hand me the sudocreme there, will you?

And he won’t even be able to breathe in that get-up.
He doesn’t look happy does he.

 

[coconochanel]

I don't like Lewis either but at least he's not trying to be something he's not!

 

[Tryger88]

Is Sam behind this

https://www.archive.is/oldest/https...ans-lunch-ploughpersons-horror-customers.html

 

[evie1975]

Yeah looks do probably come into it in some biased way which we don't realise we are doing. Take Lewis Capaldi I don't think he is that conventionally attractive but he still has something that these 2 don't and I think he could laugh me into bed

This is exactly what I said earlier - I am Scottish so may be biased! I feel like Harry has stolen his clothes from a wee granny and Sam thinks they can do a Madonna.

 

[Boblebob]

He is on twitter getting slated!!!

 

[Tui]

You see this is a nice outfit, they look lovely in this. The recent outfits don’t suit them purely because they don’t look happy wearing them. It feels like Sam has been “told” to wear these outfits to stir up attention similarly to when they were “told” to lose weight.

I think the outfit is hideous BUT he rocks it because he looks comfortable and happy. The gif stuff, he just looks rigid and uncomfortable. I don’t know if he’s just trying to be cool or something but he just looks embarrassed

 

[Blonde_moment]

I think he’s just an attention seeker. He comes across as a very petulant, unlikeable person. Don’t know anyone who likes him!

 

[MrFMercury]

What’s with all these shitty biro stick animal tattoos?
I’m broke but saved up for decent tats by an experienced artist. Sam looks like they do ink and poke with a broken pen and the compass from their pencil case.

 

[Rockin' Robin]

I'm actually starting to feel a little sorry for Sam, there does not seem to be anyone around to give an honest opinion about style, and the direction of the career.

 

[Ekathrina]

The chest part of his suit looks like Darth Vaders face. It’s the outfit that keeps on giving!

 

[girlinbrum]

I wouldn't let my 14 year old watch his videos, why is a 5 year old copying his dance moves?! The lyrics to that "body shop" song are so inappropriate.

 

[Underthetabletop]

When Sam first appeared, Sam seemed lovely, a bit like Adele or Ed Sheeran in terms of slow sad music for those older women who don’t really ‘like’ music apart from stuff they can wail to after a bottle ‘with these girls ’ , but some of that first album was amazing, Like I Can is a banger!
but then Sam lost all the weight and just looked wrong and it felt really try hard, but I don’t think it got the attention they wanted, they still never seemed to have the relationship they were craving. which l think was the cause of it, I wouldn’t be surprised if ss doesn’t ‘reveal’ a relationship what ‘changed it all’ from that time.
And they seem to just have spiralled into this person now who is trying to hard the other way to get noticed and clapped even more weight on, but rather than just embracing it, it feels to try hard. It’s almost like the scene in teachers where the kid comes out and starts being Freddie Mercury. It feels like they have looked at tiktok, seen what They think is cool on the scene and are just doing it. But no one can say you are trying waaaay too hard mate because you jsut don’t seem to be able too. But really, whilst they seem to want to be an icon, there’s a lot of more subtle gender queer people who parents would guide kids to look at. it’s just sad really- I bet he proper hates Harry Styles…..
And it all takes away from what he could have done, coz the middle of the road make a million doing boring wedding/divorce songs market is a money spinner- ask Ed!!

 

[Ella4]

Can’t stand him , the latest costume is hidious

 

[bubbadabut]

He is really channelling his Patrick Star here

The poor security team in the pit getting an up close and personal view of that

 

[irla10]

I actually thought he was wearing some giant links of pork sausage as a belt. Unless he’s angling for an advertising deal with the British Pork Marketing board he needs to sack his stylist because he’ll mess up his circulation with all that tight string.

Screaming with laughter

 

[Erling Haaland]

I don’t care if Sam Smith wants to wear a pair of earrings or a bright, patterned jumper. If he wants to play dress up like lady gaga, that’s also his choice. be who you want to be.

But let’s be honest, this chubby white bloke in his 30s can’t even dance!! When he’s on stage surrounded by actual talented dancers he does a few awkward moves next to them and it looks terrible!!!
If he could throw some serious shapes I could take him seriously but he just can’t pull it off!

songwriting yes, piano yes, wear a weird outfit,,,, whatever you want ….dancing in nipple tassles….. needs work …. SERIOUS work

 

[Tryger88]

Lewis Capaldi was on Michael McIntryes Big show tonight. Flashing his belly and showing his selfies of him flashing his belly.

I think Lewis is who Sam wants to be. Funny, self deprecating and cool!!!

I'll admit to wincing when I saw Sam prancing around in their corset. But I burst out laughing at Lewis and his belly.

I'll bet Lewis has turned down more lassies this year (2023) than Sam has turned down guys in the last 10yrs. Sam reeks of desperation.

Belly or not, Lewis is attractive because of his personality, Sam is just a freak show at this point.
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Having a casual scroll of my newsfeed and this monstrosity pops up wtf.

No way is that recent/real, his torso is to thin.

 

[LuckyCharm]

TIL Luther Vandross is gay!