She really is thick as mince - and has such a high opinion of herself.. she’s had more failed businesses than I’ve had hot dinners
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A few questions she probably asks the teachers.
Do the class pencils contain toxic material?
How often is the oxygen replaced in the classroom?
How do I bill you for uniform washing if someone briefly touches it and puts germs on it?
Can you tell if Paul will have a high IQ yet?
If he’s tired I will bring him in late and you can help him catch up in your own time ok?
Can I have a dedicated parking spot because I’m a celebrity?
Do the class pencils contain toxic material?
How often is the oxygen replaced in the classroom?
How do I bill you for uniform washing if someone briefly touches it and puts germs on it?
Can you tell if Paul will have a high IQ yet?
If he’s tired I will bring him in late and you can help him catch up in your own time ok?
Can I have a dedicated parking spot because I’m a celebrity?
Did Saint Avenue go the same way as All Bits London?
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That school also educates Ashley Cole's offspring too, so I doubt the teachers expect too much from their privileged pupils?
Jeeeeez those square-toed sandals suit nobody 
Don’t give her ideas
That’ll be Paul in the kitchen hard at work after curing Crohns.Long time lurker here but hoping someone can help me outhow has Sam "invented" this product? She's hardly a scientist
does she bulk buy and then slap her own label on it I am just so confused
Eye of newt,
tongue of toad,
rub on face,
look less like chode.
Probably hired a consultant of some kind to start it all for her and do all the product finding, branding etc.Long time lurker here but hoping someone can help me out
Lol the episode of Joey telling Billie he’s going to propose to Sam is on. ItvBE during the day is gold.
I absolutely loved TOWIE back then, it was so good.
It’s a throw up between big Pauly and that fernes man lozza
Those bright orange ones!? Also, what about the secondhand Levi's which were so tight that 'he couldn't feel his willy?' Yep, TOWIE was excellent back then and I write as someone who was very late to the party but caught up by bingeing on the earlier series.Probably with his Ugg boots on.
Lozza and ferne win it for me, they are both repulsive to even look at through the screenIt’s a throw up between big Pauly and that fernes man lozza
I think that both Lozza and Big Baby Paul are both manipulative but Lozza's more devious.Lozza and ferne win it for me, they are both repulsive to even look at through the screen
Yeah got those devious eyes hasnt he
BBP is too lazy to be devious, he just manipulates her out in the open.
I watched an early episode of Mummy diaries the other day, in which Sam has a Spanish teacher round to sing nursery rhymes to baby Paul in Spanish. Then she played his YouTube nursery rhymes to him in Spanish to make him bilingual. What a twit 
Kids had more ‘hobbies’ than I’ve had hot dinners. She always tried to make out her kids are the best at everything - I can imagine she’s very tiresome and not popular at the school gateI watched an early episode of Mummy diaries the other day, in which Sam has a Spanish teacher round to sing nursery rhymes to baby Paul in Spanish. Then she played his YouTube nursery rhymes to him in Spanish to make him bilingual. What a twit
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