Sallie Axl #50 First we had Mr Bean, now Sals filming a porno with the front man from Queen!

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Surely she hasn’t got a real pair of Mach&Mach shoes with a £900 price tag. We’d have seen the unboxing and cricket/ selfridges unboxing. Surely market knock offs
Most definitely knock offs
 
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Omfg! I thought she had outdone herself when she wore the white jacket to the wedding! And did I hear her speaking in a Geordie accent???
 
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I've been away for so long, what the actual fuck is she wearing a furry sandwich board
 
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The whole outfit is vile. The shoes don’t match, the dress is a sheow. The diamanté straps need snapping off. This is the worst dressed I’ve seen her and that includes the petrol station
 
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Still not over it. It's like a cross between Dancing on Ice on Acid and falling headfirst into Tara Maynard's walk-in.
 
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You can imagine the looks she’s been getting all day which she will interpret as jealousy from the female guests and lust from the men when in reality they are all thinking; what the fuck is that and what’s wrong with its face?
 
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She’s sat there, coked up, eye fucking herself at the wedding breakfast NO SHAME! She’s seriously outdone herself this time - bets on one of the bride or groom’s aunties knocking her out by the end of the night… can you even imagine what all the standard guests think of her? She’s like a poundland porno Patsy from Ab Fab!
 

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It’s obvious she has no decent friends, if any at all because if I tried to wear that even out to town, my mates would tell me to burn it. That dress wouldn’t look good on the world’s top supermodel, never mind Sal. It’s awful. No way she’ll resell that on Depop
 
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Didn't she say it was her besties wedding? Surely you'd be closer upnin the church if it was your bestie?
 
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You would think the mum would be like nope, get it off. She’s an enabler for real.
 
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Didn't she say it was her besties wedding? Surely you'd be closer upnin the church if it was your bestie?
Sal makes a new bestie when she goes to the Asda. I’ve never known anyone to have so many besties never to be seen again. Even the pt girl had enough. What does she do so that she falls out with everyone she meets? This is a genuine question.
 
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I keep randomly laughing out loud over the dress. She most definitely will think we’re all jealous. No Sal. Just no.
 
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