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PeaceAndPaws
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Eleanor Abernathy
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She is 100% going to turn back up in a live in two weeks after pretending she’s already been home and quarantined. Shame the Home Office are a bit more on the ball. Can imagine it now -
‘But look, on my Instagram I tagged myself in Wakefield 2 weeks ago. I was here.’
‘Yes Val, you say that, but we’ve got you on CCTV getting off a flight and coming through passport control yesterday, so put the petrol pump down, take the balaclava off and get back into quarantine..’
‘But look, on my Instagram I tagged myself in Wakefield 2 weeks ago. I was here.’
‘Yes Val, you say that, but we’ve got you on CCTV getting off a flight and coming through passport control yesterday, so put the petrol pump down, take the balaclava off and get back into quarantine..’
Cagayu
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Ineedmorecoffee
Chatty Member
Lads, lads we’ve got it all wrong.
She’s not Natwest Val, she’s Jobseekers Val!
She’s not Natwest Val, she’s Jobseekers Val!
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Sophlou8
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Aren’t you the girl that claimed housing benefit on big brother, stabbed her boyfriend, lost custody of her kids and is now an esco-
‘Nooo babe that was Sal, my name is val’
Cheddar Chalpupa
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"I think you're thinking of Sallie Axl, I myself am Valerie Baxel"
bettybutler
Chatty Member
This comment made me howl 
arabella.kir
Active member
Corrected it for herNormally lurk but just leaving this here for the captionthat lasted long then
I would rather be in the club than with my kids...
I would rather snort my money than save it
I can’t bare to be on my own so I cling on to all these strangers
We ain’t the same
Stuffynose_
New member
Leaving this one here 
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She literally looks like a woman who clocked out of NatWest at 5pm and stumbled onto a plane at 7pm with 1 bikini and a bag of amphetamines
Sal please... sort your self out it is really sad to see
You need to get those lips sorted - one side is super lumpy and hard, doesn’t look right. Your tit implant has gone wrong. You don’t seem to have many clothes. Your hair is bedraggled DO NOT GET MORE EXTENSIONS YOU WILL END UP BALD. Get off that boat, go get a cup of tea and stop being a massive twat
I will add this on, I’m soft. I don’t want to see anything awful happen to her. I really don’t. I fear for her though
Sal please... sort your self out it is really sad to see
You need to get those lips sorted - one side is super lumpy and hard, doesn’t look right. Your tit implant has gone wrong. You don’t seem to have many clothes. Your hair is bedraggled DO NOT GET MORE EXTENSIONS YOU WILL END UP BALD. Get off that boat, go get a cup of tea and stop being a massive twat
I will add this on, I’m soft. I don’t want to see anything awful happen to her. I really don’t. I fear for her though
Macavity2
Chatty Member
I am crying laughing at that she thinks she ‘got one over’ on us. Honestly mate, I check this when I’m waiting for the kettle to boil or sat on the loo, it’s light entertainment, like watching shitty tiktoks or scrolling FB - I’m not bought in enough to care if you’re in Miami or on the fucking moon. I just enjoy the car crash style entertainment and this twisted shit just adds to it
Also, Donna looks like her parents might be first cousins.
Also, Donna looks like her parents might be first cousins.
Eleanor Abernathy
VIP Member
Well done to @MmmB777 for their second thread title in a row with 98 votes!
The story so far...
Sal has changed her name and is now known as Val.
Sal has changed her hair and now has the haircut of someone named Val.
She is now in Miami staying with ‘a friend’.
During a pretty erratic live which she coughed most of the way through (Covid?), she told us of her 5 year plan which doesn’t involve the two kids she already has but does involve a new little boy that she’s going to manifest somehow.
She posted a variety of videos of herself in a club including her grinding against a wall next to a bin, her trying to back into someone who showed absolutely no interest at all, and her screeching the familiar ‘aaaaaiiiii’ in some poor girl’s face.
She’s hooked up with a hairdresser, presumably to get free extensions done.
Her OF is now apparently showing her with an Arab BILLIONAIRE and the Mexican Cartel.
She’s filming with a famous pornstar while she’s in America.
Oh, and we’re all still jealous of her.
The story so far...
Sal has changed her name and is now known as Val.
Sal has changed her hair and now has the haircut of someone named Val.
She is now in Miami staying with ‘a friend’.
During a pretty erratic live which she coughed most of the way through (Covid?), she told us of her 5 year plan which doesn’t involve the two kids she already has but does involve a new little boy that she’s going to manifest somehow.
She posted a variety of videos of herself in a club including her grinding against a wall next to a bin, her trying to back into someone who showed absolutely no interest at all, and her screeching the familiar ‘aaaaaiiiii’ in some poor girl’s face.
She’s hooked up with a hairdresser, presumably to get free extensions done.
Her OF is now apparently showing her with an Arab BILLIONAIRE and the Mexican Cartel.
She’s filming with a famous pornstar while she’s in America.
Oh, and we’re all still jealous of her.
Eleanor Abernathy
VIP Member
Thread title nomination!!!!
the_moonins
VIP Member
Her recent grid post “I only look through the rear mirror to see how far I’ve come”
She’s come from Sal to Val in 5 weeks:
She’s come from Sal to Val in 5 weeks:
Scrappy coco
Member
Aw man, I have that proper holiday blues feeling. You know when you sit on the transfer bus for around 17 hours from marmaris to dalaman airport with the fake leather seats that your sweaty thighs get stuck to and you get depressed thinking about going back to your boring life. That's how I feel now that she's heading home. This thread has been my equivalent of reading the morning paper for the last month.
Also, the cod was the "famous porn star"
Also, the cod was the "famous porn star"
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