“roof tiles” “jagged” “rain”.
And there we have a perfect example as why trash outlets such as the guardian and the BBC are desperate to call tattle the worst website on the internet.
Is she talking about hair here?lol she’s so devoid or self awareness or irony that her column this week is about bleach-ravaged hair bonds. View attachment 3960333Which she ONLY is a literal expert about because she’s looked at bonds under a microscope. In her special pretend science lab coat (with her pretend science BIG PEN), no doubt. View attachment 3960335
This is so hilariously pompous and patronising by both her and Chanel, as if the silly little women will be fooled and none of them could ever actually be scientists or anything approaching a scientist, or have any idea about scientific qualifications beyond 'white coat = authority figure'. Straight out of the 1950s marketing playbook. In 2025.lol she’s so devoid or self awareness or irony that her column this week is about bleach-ravaged hair bonds. View attachment 3960333Which she ONLY is a literal expert about because she’s looked at bonds under a microscope. In her special pretend science lab coat (with her pretend science BIG PEN), no doubt. View attachment 3960335
Also patronising the way they've written "Sali" (and, I imagine all the names of the other attendees) in that tweely pretty little cursive font. Cutesy dress-up for grownups.This is so hilariously pompous and patronising by both her and Chanel, as if the silly little women will be fooled and none of them could ever actually be scientists or anything approaching a scientist, or have any idea about scientific qualifications beyond 'white coat = authority figure'. Straight out of the 1950s marketing playbook. In 2025.
Are Chanel moving into Haircare?
If so, bold choice to let Sal anywhere near their marketing activities.
Hotes, you need to put on a white coat, otherwise it's just totally impenetrable for us ladies. Best stick to buying with hubby's money.
Chanel is SCIENCE SALI (eyefucking the camera) back in Nov 2023.
Does she actually have a syringe in her hand there?
THEY SAID IDoes she actually have a syringe in her hand there?
That Damart vest is certainly popular.
So she's 51 and wearing thermals. Groundbreaking. Back once again with the renegade master etc etc etc.
She’s been paid several times to promote the LP, including that paid partnership with the ravaged hair in early 2024. Then there are all the other times the just did it out of the goodness of her heart.
Am realising quite how naive I've been about how brands carpet bomb influencers with landfill, which ends up being undisclosed.
