Saffron Barker

[theblackpearl-xo]

This thread is slowly becoming a Nasey fam thread... maybe it’s time they have their own??

 

[MangoFandango]

Maybe not in terms of personality but I feel like she'd maybe a little more slick and polished than Joe Sugg as a presenter. When she's done these few radio appearances/ strictly bits etc shes a lot more confident and assured in speaking than Joe seems

I agree in that she’s super confident about public speaking...
but
she can’t speak properly.
Her grammar is appalling (as is the rest of the Barkers) and her pronunciation is really off.
EverythinK, somethinK, ezzactly, asseptable.... etc etc

It’s very grating

 

[BDY_97]

Didn’t take long...

 

[MangoFandango]

Roll up, roll up! Let’s be avin’ ya. It’s Daily Flogger Saffron Barker ‘ere!
Everything’s my apsolute faaaavrut product evvva..
You guys have been BEGGIN’ me to do a throw...
Everythink is the ezzact same....

Ugh!!! That grating voice, that bad speech, I had to turn her off only a few minutes into her latest Market Stall offering....

 

[BDY_97]

Am I the only one who thought she actually looked nice?

Still hate her ... but I think she looked alright compared to what i thought she was going to.

 

[Casperron]

You don’t even feed your own kid love Deliveroo does

 

[Oohthedrama]

Forever team #WantSaffronOut just me and Jake then....

This isn’t her first time dancing and she’s wooden

Side note, for the laugh, watch Jake’s music video I need someone to laugh at this with me (and the WHOLE of the comments section )

 

[Oohthedrama]

The amount of gifts they gave her is absolutely ridiculous.
The child had no idea what was going on and just ripped the paper off toys one after the other.
That “birthday” was done for the vlog not the child.
The toys are still in hard plastic she can’t get into and it’s all chucked to the side so they can open the next one.
God forbid she gets to open and look at the toys.
Ridiculous family.
Every single one of them are idiots it’s becoming a competition to see which is worse

 

[MangoFandango]

So where do I start with the entitlement & stupidity that emanates from the Nasey Family? Latest vlog title “THE WORST 12 HOUR FLIGHT WITH A BABY”
Firstly, Casey & Ni thought 21 month old Harlow, (who is obviously a toddler now, NOT a baby) would fit in an airline bassinet & paid for Seats+ accordingly. Then complained when they got moved, even though they were very generously allocated a whole extra seat for Harlow. Then on their 11 hour NIGHT flight, they were shocked and appalled that passengers were giving them the evils when Harlow was crying. And THEN we have him complaining that he hadn’t allowed for extra milk for a second bottle for Harlow, which is what he normally gives her when she wakes up and the airline couldn’t provide it. And when you thought he couldn’t get any more stupid, Casey idiotically holds Harlow on his lap in such a way that her head was sticking out into the aisle and wonders why she got accidentally got knocked as someone walked past, and has a good old rant about that.

All of those things were down to them & their stupid decisions, but yet again they moan about everyone else with a huge amount of chippiness thrown in for good measure. UGH!!!

 

[RachyWoo]

Why on earth does she think lamb shank is pronounced lamb shenk?

 

[GossWhore]

Umm what? It's not up to anyone

 

[Oohthedrama]

Why does none of The Barker's tell him to make his hair dark again. It looks ridiculous!

He’s a budget Morgz.
If it’s even possible to get a budget version of a budget item.

I find it strange that Harlow can’t speak properly yet?? Idk if she’s not old enough but I follow Kylie Jenner on Instagram and stormi who is younger than Harlow, can actually say quite a few words??

Well let’s be fair we’re still waiting for Saffron to learn to speak properly.

 

[Oohthedrama]

Oh that’s comedy gold

I absolutely detest the social climbers but her reaction to this was priceless and the kiddy Stans went crazy

You obvs don’t get his sense of humour

Touch the shite is an idiot, he’s not even a “troll” he’s an idiot.

What Carmie who jokes about peados, incest and pretended to bath in bleach. Can’t think why anyone wouldn’t like him

Jokes and lies about suicide, pretends the friend he’s necking in the thumbnail of his video is his underage sister.
He’s trash. Pure trash. The only thing I like about him is saffron hates him

 

[gossip823]

I want to smash my head against a wall during her training vlogs when she keeps saying that she’s going ‘delusional’.... think she definitely means delirious

Her grammar and English in general is atrocious lol.
Stay in school kids.

 

[GossWhore]

Fair play to her she’s clearly worked hard for this! I don’t think she’s likeable but I do think she’s a grafter.

Yes I could see she had really hammered the routine into her head

That damn ponytail was annoying me though [emoji23]

 

[luna]

Personally I prefer Saff’s figure, she’s toned and has got muscly legs, i’d take that over skinny fat

 

[Oohthedrama]

I can hear Louise Pentlands tears [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

YOU FOUND ME A SILVER LINING!!!

 

[Naminé]

I wouldn’t say unflattering at all. She has a lovely shape. If only she’d realise she doesn’t need to badly edit all her photos to make herself look so different

 

[pllpl2]

I want to smash my head against a wall during her training vlogs when she keeps saying that she’s going ‘delusional’.... think she definitely means delirious

 

[Oohthedrama]

I think saffron gets confused about what image she wants to put across.
The fun loving girl who eats what she wants when she wants, or the health conscious diet Queen who eats clean and hits the gym daily.

She comes across as a bit of a dumb idiot with no concept of what is healthy nutrition and really questionable eating issues.
I will never get over “cucumber, tomato and bacon” being a meal.