Saffron Barker

[Oohthedrama]

Just wanted to start a thread for “one of the UK’s most loved influencers”
I can’t take that seriously.
Singer, Author, YouTube star that seems to get worse and worse as the months go on. Maybe that’s just me but I find it painful to watch lately. However I’ll hate watch just so I can rant ?

I’ve added her brother Casey Barker in here (Casey Barker/Nasey Fam Vlogs) because I’m not sure if he’s big enough to deserve his own thread, his ego is but his channel, not so much.

As cute as Harlow is, Casey and his Girlfriend Nicole are probably the most annoying parents on YouTube (well, at least the most annoying parents that aren’t being accused of grooming, shout out to the Ingham family thread!)

Hope this is ok as a starting point and others are interested enough to join.

 

[Oohthedrama]

Quick update for those who don’t watch, Casey is Saffron’s older brother who jumped on the YouTube bandwagon when saffyb seemed to be raking it in ? his girlfriend Nicole is from Brazil and lived with the Barker family up until this year when they moved to an apartment with their daughter Harlow (who’s just turned one this week) Casey is quite the fake “super duper Nasey fam” vlogger and.. I just get weird vibes from this family as a whole, from geezer dad DazzyB to Botoxed Queen Wendy Barker.
Let’s see how long it takes until the youngest Jed starts up a channel.

 

Wtf has Casey done to his hair? He looks like an albino grass snake.

 

[BooBoo90]

Oh god where do we start? Saffron is simultaneously the most vainest person ever and the most self conscious. One minute she’s acting so full of herself I’m genuinely concerned her head is at risk of bursting, to not vlogging for a couple of days as she feels so self conscious. In almost every one of her vlogs (well the ones I’ve watched) she mentions how rough she looks. She’s just obsessed about looks, and it’s not a great role model for her younger viewers. I also find her very boastful in her videos, and quite rude to be honest.

Cannot bear to watch casey’s family channel. The constant high pitched screeching to their daughter. Nicole is also another who is completely obsessed with the way she looks, anyone else noticed how she continuously pouts into the camera?? I’m presuming she’s checking herself out in the view finder but it looks ridiculous.

 

Looks and label obsessed family. Harlow seems an unhappy baby on her 1st Birthday. The birthday was about them and how much they could buy not her. Poor child looked overwhelmed.

 

[Tublet83]

They are the vainest vacuous Family.

Saffron’s 18th party was chav heaven, I bet she’s on coke by the end of the year

 

Her Mum needs to lay off the botox, the high ponytails don't make her look young, just plastic barbie.

 

[Inkling95]

As a youngster who’s lived in London, she’ll 100% be on MDMA rather than coke. If not already...

Don’t know too much about these guys, other than a load of drama with her ex? Idk I feel so old watching even a minute of them. God forbid she moves out, imagine all the insufferable house hauls and tours

 

[Oohthedrama]

I often wonder if she secretly hates Ana and her McDonald’s diet while she’s in the gym 4 hours a day and eating cucumber and chicken, she’s destroyed her metabolism from restricting for so long and I doubt her mum was ever a healthy role model when it came to self confidence and body confidence. Saffron is so vain but she’s also so jealous of anyone that might be prettier or thinner than her, not for one second saying Ana is a healthy role model but she a slightly more normal teenager to detox saffyb.

Oh dear god Casey’s hair was like a little gift from god, it’s so bad it’s hilarious, and he fancies himself so much (the way he pouts at the camera in sit down Q&A’s is so many levels of cringe) but it’s good he fancies himself considering (as someone mentioned above) Nicole is too busy eye f*cking herself in the view finder to fancy anyone else. Harlow is a very cute baby but she’s an accidental pregnancy that’s turned into a prop for their channel. I’d be interested to see if they’re still together 2 years from now or if Nicole has gone back to Brazil. Her mum definitely seems a better granny than Wendy BotoxBarker ?

 

I doubt Saffron will move out anytime soon. She's got a good set up at home with Botox Barbie and Geezer Daz on hand to film her, take in parcels, cook, clean, escort her to places, massage her ego.

 

[Oohthedrama]

She’s just uploaded her SITC vlog. God her thumbnail poses are getting worse. If she hadn’t won vlogger of the year and she needed a new job she definitely has options, but in a very different industry to YouTube.

 

[RosePetals]

I often wonder if she secretly hates Ana and her McDonald’s diet while she’s in the gym 4 hours a day and eating cucumber and chicken, she’s destroyed her metabolism from restricting for so long and I doubt her mum was ever a healthy role model when it came to self confidence and body confidence. Saffron is so vain but she’s also so jealous of anyone that might be prettier or thinner than her, not for one second saying Ana is a healthy role model but she a slightly more normal teenager to detox saffyb.

I don't believe Saffron is genuine about what she eats and how much she exercises tbh, it wouldn't surprise me if she ate a whole load of crap behind the camera

 

[GossWhore]

Must have been slim picking

She barely vlogged lol

 

More like blagger of the year.

 

[Oohthedrama]

Saffron Blagger and her woeful attempts at being “super vegan” for 24 hours.
Which was really only about 8 hours in London, one the most vegan friendly cities in the UK.
And she found it incredibly difficult.
Might be because she struggles reading ingredients.
Might be because she only knows how to spell chicken and cucumber so therefore can only eat chicken and cucumber.
Might be because she struggles to open wrappers alone so never even got to eat the chocolates Family Fizz bought her.
I swing between hating saffron more than I hate Casey, and hating Casey more than I hate saffron with every daily upload.
Also, Can someone teach Casey and Nicole a new word to use instead of literally.
Literally. It’s driving me crazy.

 

[moonlight]

When she showed the rice cakes she was eating in her newest vlog and they were on resting on the toilet I nearly threw up

Wtf???

 

[Oohthedrama]

I can’t bring myself to watch Barker woman Does Disney.
Until she can actually spell the hotel she’s staying in, or Disney....I refuse to give her a view.
Saffron is bad enough on her own, but Botox barbie’s big sister Wendy Barker chiming in every few min to correct her illiterate daughter pushes me over the edge.
Disney really will sponsor anyone and anything lately.
it’s not exactly going to sit well in her new “I’m 18 and going full on hooker mode” Instagram feed but the dads in Disney must be getting an eyeful with the two Bimbo Barkers and Hardman dazza swanning around magic kingdom.

 

[Oohthedrama]

Side note. Casey Barker is the actual spit of Morgz with that bleach job.
Still LITERALLY can’t LITERALLY understand a word Nicole says... LITERALLY

 

Side note. Casey Barker is the actual spit of Morgz with that bleach job.
Still LITERALLY can’t LITERALLY understand a word Nicole says... LITERALLY

I stopped watching nasey when they clickbaited Nicole's migraine. I know migraines can be bad but who films yourselves getting out of an ambulance if you think you've had a stroke?
I can't stand them and fear for the youth of today if they believe the barker clan are people to look up too. Saffron got lucky, Casey jumped in and without Harlow he wouldn't even be around. He's boring and a wannabe.

 

[Oohthedrama]

I stopped watching nasey when they clickbaited Nicole's migraine. I know migraines can be bad but who films yourselves getting out of an ambulance if you think you've had a stroke?
I can't stand them and fear for the youth of today if they believe the barker clan are people to look up too. Saffron got lucky, Casey jumped in and without Harlow he wouldn't even be around. He's boring and a wannabe.

When you start to look like the YouTube joke that is morgz, you need to rethink your hairstyle.
They click baited her pregnancy enough times, she was in and out of the hospital for the smallest of things I realised then how fake they were and how much they were playing up to the cameras, Casey thinks he’s a sex god, no doubt he thinks he could do better than Nicole, sure he told her he’d be in America playing football if she hadn’t planned to move back to the U.K.
probably meant living with his grandparents playing fifa.
Oh the stroke story line dragged on for days, got to get that content.