Saff Michaelis

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Reno incoming! Littlefox Interiors appointed and a handyman (for toilet seat or loo replacement she's unsure what is needed 🙄)
 
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Didn’t anyone else find the fact she has a cushion with ‘future milf’ embroidered on it in her child’s bedroom a little bit gross?
 
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Didn’t anyone else find the fact she has a cushion with ‘future milf’ embroidered on it in her child’s bedroom a little bit gross?
Yes, but she did a story yesterday claiming it was a cushion given to her and she was only using it in Margot's room to support her back for story time. And that she hadn't noticed it was there for the pics. I thought it was incredibly distasteful but she was quick to get that story out. It's expired now, I did mean to screenshot it as I'd screenshotted the cushion pic to share here before she tried to explain it away
 
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Why does she have to post everything
.we dont need to see the grimy kitchen tile grout.

I knew instantly seeing a snipet of the kitchen last week it needed seeing to. Amazes me these London homes worth such a lot. Hers will be circa £1 mill..those budget cheapest of the cheap kitchen wall tiles on the wall.
 
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Olivia's husband in the text screen shot about the loo seat? Is he a plumber/tradie.
He's an electrician...but did a lot of the renovation of their last home and obviously knows a lot of other tradies
he's also done electrical work on the insufferable Mummysflippinhouse renovation of her children's rooms-(who doesn't seem to mix in the same social circle as Saff &co anymore!)
 
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Can anyone imagine Saff coping well emotionally!!! Particularly being pregnant having works done in the home whilst living there! She will head off to Mummy & Daddy's to sit it out there.
 
Wouldn’t know ‘ years of graft’ if it smacked her up the face 🥴 so distasteful when you had the privilege to have help with your first flat deposit.

It’s insane how easy she is to hate on her old place when that would be an absolute dream first property for many!
 

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Wouldn’t know ‘ years of graft’ if it smacked her up the face 🥴 so distasteful when you had the privilege to have help with your first flat deposit.

It’s insane how easy she is to hate on her old place when that would be an absolute dream first property for many!

The pair of them are acopic so her father is going round to hang their wall art.

Acopic after weeks of vacay with both family! Pre move. Most definitely knows nothing of graft.
 
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Wouldn’t know ‘ years of graft’ if it smacked her up the face 🥴 so distasteful when you had the privilege to have help with your first flat deposit.

It’s insane how easy she is to hate on her old place when that would be an absolute dream first property for many!
Saw this and thought she was so distasteful and smug. Should be embarrassed to be this tone deaf
 
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Oh but she thinks because she mentions being
‘Sew sew grateful’ that she can moan about it all
 
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I do laugh about the fact that there is/was a really chavvy, swanky family in Coronation Street called the 'Michaelis' family
 
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I found her old flat easily but can’t find the new place, I think she has either moved area slightly or had it taken down from Rightmove
 
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They don’t seem to have gained an awful lot of space in the new house. The rooms we’ve seen look really quite small. It’s still an upgrade but I do wonder if they’ve improved location a bit or moved for a primary school catchment. Very intrigued how the ‘Reno’ will pan out. I like her approach to family clutter, photos etc. but her overall interiors taste is quite bland and haphazard. And that interiors company is an odd choice when she says she doesn’t want an overly Instagram home look, as everything they do is just the peak 2026 insta interiors trends.
 
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They don’t seem to have gained an awful lot of space in the new house. The rooms we’ve seen look really quite small. It’s still an upgrade but I do wonder if they’ve improved location a bit or moved for a primary school catchment. Very intrigued how the ‘Reno’ will pan out. I like her approach to family clutter, photos etc. but her overall interiors taste is quite bland and haphazard. And that interiors company is an odd choice when she says she doesn’t want an overly Instagram home look, as everything they do is just the peak 2026 insta interiors trends.
She said she will be working so outsourcing to Littlefox (they wil do everything, appoint trades ect (least they won't get ripped off again!) No doubt an AD or heavily discounted...
 
They don’t seem to have gained an awful lot of space in the new house. The rooms we’ve seen look really quite small. It’s still an upgrade but I do wonder if they’ve improved location a bit or moved for a primary school catchment. Very intrigued how the ‘Reno’ will pan out. I like her approach to family clutter, photos etc. but her overall interiors taste is quite bland and haphazard. And that interiors company is an odd choice when she says she doesn’t want an overly Instagram home look, as everything they do is just the peak 2026 insta interiors trends.
Honestly can not see Margot attending State school

They've moved because 'it is the thing to do'! Because they can. These types have to be living in the London terraced Period houses And compete with the Jones's. I've got a family member just like them. Not as rich. Very intelligent couple but foolish and lacking in major common sense..they live in SW London. Live in a big Edwardian Semi all the copy past London style interior.

Not for me! Struggling to park outside your own home, when the kids are older, more than one child & school runs, afterschool activities, weekend activities/kids parties struggling in heavy constant traffic, far too many traffic lights to sit at . Hellish.
 
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