New thread - title by @leabytottle 
Recap (since he decided he was the next E.L James) -
- Anna’s best friends include the dishwasher, fridge freezer and washing machine. The highlight of Anna’s sad little existence happened last week when Giselle, wait… I mean Jonathan, got her a new dishwasher because she’s SO busy with… what exactly ??? Oh yes…
- She’s been feeding the foxes in her garden and encouraging them to get closer to the house and kids. A few people have expressed their concerns about the foxes potentially attacking the kids or dogs but they are TrOlLs (unlike her husband Jonathan, of course). Like the witch that she is she shared a screenshot of an account that expressed their concern and she passive aggressively mocked them and is STILL bringing it up. I mean, she has nothing else better to do with her time. 99% of the time she’s in bed on Tattle, the other 1% of the time she’s making dinner (at lunchtime)
- Giselle/Jonathan is continuing to destroy the garden with his crappy projects that do nothing but devalue the house. Erm, what happened to the pool?
- Giselle/Jonathan continues to embarrazz himself on Instagram stories by asking his followers to send him saucy questions/assumptions about him, only to ask himself the questions and block anyone that dare share an ounce of critisism about him or his best friend… sorry wife
- He’s still a stumpy little chode gnome
Recap (since he decided he was the next E.L James) -
- Anna’s best friends include the dishwasher, fridge freezer and washing machine. The highlight of Anna’s sad little existence happened last week when Giselle, wait… I mean Jonathan, got her a new dishwasher because she’s SO busy with… what exactly ??? Oh yes…
- She’s been feeding the foxes in her garden and encouraging them to get closer to the house and kids. A few people have expressed their concerns about the foxes potentially attacking the kids or dogs but they are TrOlLs (unlike her husband Jonathan, of course). Like the witch that she is she shared a screenshot of an account that expressed their concern and she passive aggressively mocked them and is STILL bringing it up. I mean, she has nothing else better to do with her time. 99% of the time she’s in bed on Tattle, the other 1% of the time she’s making dinner (at lunchtime)
- Giselle/Jonathan is continuing to destroy the garden with his crappy projects that do nothing but devalue the house. Erm, what happened to the pool?
- Giselle/Jonathan continues to embarrazz himself on Instagram stories by asking his followers to send him saucy questions/assumptions about him, only to ask himself the questions and block anyone that dare share an ounce of critisism about him or his best friend… sorry wife
- He’s still a stumpy little chode gnome
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I'm sure I'll be blocked soon for being a "hater" and a "troll". 
