New thread! I know you were all waiting for me to create one 
Thought Iâd make yas sweat a bit xo
A recap, on the first post omg
As lots of people were triggered without one on the first page last time 
- Jonathan has toned down the swearing in his Instagram stories, thank goodness we can all unclench our butt cheeks. Probably had a right telling off from whoever has him dangling by a thread. He seems to have given up with his drunk Q&Aâs and reels, just like he does with everything else
- Jonathan is still rebranding himself but is still dressing like a clown in t-shirts and a barista skirt. Heâs bought a new desk and artwork for his office - groundbreaking
- The pair of them vanished off the planet for a few days following an incident we are still unsure about. Vague comments as usual, spitting his dummy out and not telling us what happened. It appears someone has said something in their real lives about their behaviour, possibly complaints at school about Jonathanâs behaviour on Instagram (or the fact they canât look after their own children) and theyâve been dealing with it behind the scenes
- Anna has been ranting about people being rude and she doesnât understand why people hate. Apparently sheâs Mother Teresa and is never rude and always laughs at people that get irrate at her when sheâs driving or in a shop. Trolls are miserable and need to get a life, bla bla bla whilst she sits watching dog grooming videos and taking an hour to brush the dogs hair. From what we see of her on Jonathanâs Instagram, she sits on her arse all day long
- Both went live on Instagram to address the situation with Eduardo, claiming he has full control of what gets posted and said. Eduardo wears a dress to school some days and trousers when itâs cold. Anna believes that she shouldnât have to address the situation, that she shouldnât hide him away but when she posts about Eduardo she gets lots of hate. According to them, the older two want to be in the vlogs more but Anna and Jonathan arenât comfortable with that - have they seen their own videos?
- The members channel comments have been turned off, they havenât posted many vlogs as of recent and when they do itâs 10 minutes of Anna talking about the weather and rambling about trolls
- Jonathan claims he doesnât like gender norms but talks about certain cars being for men and certain cars being for women, contradicting everything heâs ever said. Both of them claim to be woke but constantly slip up calling Eduardo a âboyâ and say that Andrea plays with âboys toysâ
- Peloton has recalled all their treadmills but Jonathan refuses to send his back, saying heâll âsellotape the screen back onâ if he has to - doesnât give a duck about his childrens safety but when has he ever
- Anna is missing her family, Jonathan hates his family. What the duck does Erika do for work? We have no idea
- Iâm bored. They do nothing of interest worth recapping
Title by @charliestvs
Thought Iâd make yas sweat a bit xoA recap, on the first post omg
As lots of people were triggered without one on the first page last time - Jonathan has toned down the swearing in his Instagram stories, thank goodness we can all unclench our butt cheeks. Probably had a right telling off from whoever has him dangling by a thread. He seems to have given up with his drunk Q&Aâs and reels, just like he does with everything else
- Jonathan is still rebranding himself but is still dressing like a clown in t-shirts and a barista skirt. Heâs bought a new desk and artwork for his office - groundbreaking
- The pair of them vanished off the planet for a few days following an incident we are still unsure about. Vague comments as usual, spitting his dummy out and not telling us what happened. It appears someone has said something in their real lives about their behaviour, possibly complaints at school about Jonathanâs behaviour on Instagram (or the fact they canât look after their own children) and theyâve been dealing with it behind the scenes
- Anna has been ranting about people being rude and she doesnât understand why people hate. Apparently sheâs Mother Teresa and is never rude and always laughs at people that get irrate at her when sheâs driving or in a shop. Trolls are miserable and need to get a life, bla bla bla whilst she sits watching dog grooming videos and taking an hour to brush the dogs hair. From what we see of her on Jonathanâs Instagram, she sits on her arse all day long
- Both went live on Instagram to address the situation with Eduardo, claiming he has full control of what gets posted and said. Eduardo wears a dress to school some days and trousers when itâs cold. Anna believes that she shouldnât have to address the situation, that she shouldnât hide him away but when she posts about Eduardo she gets lots of hate. According to them, the older two want to be in the vlogs more but Anna and Jonathan arenât comfortable with that - have they seen their own videos?
- The members channel comments have been turned off, they havenât posted many vlogs as of recent and when they do itâs 10 minutes of Anna talking about the weather and rambling about trolls
- Jonathan claims he doesnât like gender norms but talks about certain cars being for men and certain cars being for women, contradicting everything heâs ever said. Both of them claim to be woke but constantly slip up calling Eduardo a âboyâ and say that Andrea plays with âboys toysâ
- Peloton has recalled all their treadmills but Jonathan refuses to send his back, saying heâll âsellotape the screen back onâ if he has to - doesnât give a duck about his childrens safety but when has he ever
- Anna is missing her family, Jonathan hates his family. What the duck does Erika do for work? We have no idea
- Iâm bored. They do nothing of interest worth recapping
Title by @charliestvs
couldn't imagine her doing a 9-5 job WHO is funding her lifestyle??
