Wonder how long that one has been in the pipeline, I’m calling the following for this weekend:Jesus Christ....there are curly brackets within the curly brackets.
And a new hashtag..#usthreeandthesea
Then later she stories about people ‘telling her off’ for this and that as if they’re in the wrong for calling her out on her total BS captions. How are her mornings in any way a rush? She doesn’t work, she has no other kids to take anywhere. She has the incredible privilege to be able to create her own daily structure, not just now in this newborn stage, but the entire rest of her life. Yet, sadly for her she doesn’t have the perspective of most of her followers to be able to appreciate the immense freedom and privilege she has and moans about ‘lack of time’ or ‘hectic mornings’ or not being able to make her bed, Christ! She must alienate so many people with these flippant comments due to her lack of awareness of the drudgery of real life and she ought to just cool it with the oversharing of her problems and stick to pictures of pumpkins.
Did she actually just write this?Klaxon: has bought her own travel cot! From Aldi no less...!! Tagged a more expensive one in for good measure in the hope of a gifted one??
Edit to add the one she’s seen but unsure of the price is £175, likely story!
Oh Grabbalalala how do you annoy me, let me count the ways...
Let's buy them all. She can have a glut of alllll the plastic.Shall we club together and #gift her one of these.....
Kudos for Willis reference. You are a legend.Come again, Grabby?
You wondered if you’d ever find time to shower again, but you found time to go to pilates?
What chu talking about Willis
Google flights, the Easyjet website, a travel agent is your friend, my friend!#ihavethisthingwithbreastpads
Oh has she? Ah my mistake. She’s being juggling allllll the balls@Meringue22 ... but she has been “working”
You know, that “juggling” being a “working mama” that they all like to bang on about?!
It’s not just the eating out thing though...if there are eating disorder issues at play then I feel it’s a step too far to comment or judge on that...(but it IS bloody boring to be eating in every night on holiday, FACT)...but it’s also that every single trip, whether it be a “cosy weekend” in the Cotswolds or a far flung trip to the Caribbean is filled with the same Insta-cliches.
What a BOREI laughed at the going to the gelato shop “every night” like they’d been there for weeksYou’d think she’d already been on holidays for a week with all her stories and highlights so far. It’s been one day
At least she didn’t try and embellish the breast-pad-flat-lay with a few cafe au lait dahlia cuttings or stick in a hashtag #breastpadslikethese....
I suspect the bank of mum and dad pay her a salary just for filing a few things/sending a couple of emails (aka Not Very Much). ROFL at the thought of her being a corporate lawyer. Trying to picture Grabby pulling all nighters in the office and inserting curly brackets in allllllllll the legal documentation.
