Russell Brand #4

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Suprised he still lives here considering what has been going on he will be well known in his community. I wouldve thought he wouldve headed elsewhere at least Scotland or Wales to be more hidden from society and give his family some peaceful environment. Mind you maybe cant travel. I think you have to declare court cases etc. The public seem to welcome him back and seem to think he is a stitched up and its some conspirarcy theory.
I always felt he was off he didnt hide that creepy vibe. I wonder if he had some messed up childhood. He will likely get off as its gone on so long. I feel sad for victims and some may never have spoken out and maybe signed NDAs too. Though NDAs do not cover crimes of abuse as I think you can still speak up. NDAs should be abolished as they just seem to be about coercion and its protects the perpetrator only. Money talks. Imagine being so wealthy and getting away with signing NDAs.
I don’t think he will ever lay low. His whole life has been about ‘look at me’ his behaviour in public is about attention seeking by lewd behaviour. He may well be relishing his notoriety.
 
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I don’t think he will ever lay low. His whole life has been about ‘look at me’ his behaviour in public is about attention seeking by lewd behaviour. He may well be relishing his notoriety.
I agree with you. He will not go quietly. He has been a sex offender for years and up till now, got away with it. His sick incessant demand for the public‘s attention won’t stop, even if he gets locked up and I wouldn’t be surprised for a book and tour after being released.
 
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He can write the book and do the tour but any profit will be taken by the Court under the Proceeds of Crime Act, in other words he can’t profit as a result of his criminal activity.
I think, but I’m not 100% sure, that this followed Archer who wrote up his time in clink and profited from his prison diaries
 
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He’s just posted this performance…With his wife. I only made it a few minutes in.
Does he seriously think all this uber religious stuff is going to win him favour in the charges laid out against him?

Like when he went to Court and was attempting to recite passages from the Bible, until it was confiscated by the Court.

If so, he is seriously deluded.

Brand is right, he is a fool!
 
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Does he seriously think all this uber religious stuff is going to win him favour in the charges laid out against him?

Like when he went to Court and was attempting to recite passages from the Bible, until it was confiscated by the Court.

If so, he is seriously deluded.

Brand is right, he is a fool!
He will be confident he can charm the jury one way or another IMO.
Celebrities know star power is in their favour.
 
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Does he seriously think all this uber religious stuff is going to win him favour in the charges laid out against him?

Like when he went to Court and was attempting to recite passages from the Bible, until it was confiscated by the Court.

If so, he is seriously deluded.

Brand is right, he is a fool!
I think he has an account on Tiktok too. The past week almost daily he has popped up in videos about God and spirituality. I dont remember him discussing God before so it seems a bid to overhaul his image. I know religion is part of rehab so perhaps its real but its the fact he isnt going away and keeping things private for the sake of his family.
 
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I think he has an account on Tiktok too. The past week almost daily he has popped up in videos about God and spirituality. I dont remember him discussing God before so it seems a bid to overhaul his image. I know religion is part of rehab so perhaps its real but its the fact he isnt going away and keeping things private for the sake of his family.
RB has been going on about being bathed in the light of God since his public baptism by that head Bear Grillis or what ever he is called. Iicr It happened around the time of that Channel 4 documentary.

And no, it isn't real and yes, he has a book to promote.
 
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I’m sure I’m not alone in doubting Brand’s sincerity simply because it is such a clash with his public lifestyle.
He may well be genuine but my concern now is that although he seems enthusiastic I wonder how much serious preparation he has done before speaking publicly. I say this in the knowledge that Ordained priests of any denomination will have studied for 6/7 years, worked as a lay brother maybe in the community and then be ordained a deacon and another year before being ordained a priest.
Brand‘s Christianity seems to be ‘instant’, complete and out of the blue.

I don’t like him, everything about him is wrong and I wonder if this change of heart his first step to becoming a US based British televangelist.
 
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I’m sure I’m not alone in doubting Brand’s sincerity simply because it is such a clash with his public lifestyle.
He may well be genuine but my concern now is that although he seems enthusiastic I wonder how much serious preparation he has done before speaking publicly. I say this in the knowledge that Ordained priests of any denomination will have studied for 6/7 years, worked as a lay brother maybe in the community and then be ordained a deacon and another year before being ordained a priest.
Brand‘s Christianity seems to be ‘instant’, complete and out of the blue.

I don’t like him, everything about him is wrong and I wonder if this change of heart his first step to becoming a US based British televangelist.
Evangelical men can just declare themselves priests apparently.

The biggest cross Russell would have to bear is the need to stfu about his scripture interpretation of the day. People have been analysing his fave book for many many centuries, and imo he should indeed be studying and not teaching.

But Russell loves the sound of his own voice, and attention, far more than he loves the Lord imo.
 
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Suprised he still lives here considering what has been going on he will be well known in his community. I wouldve thought he wouldve headed elsewhere at least Scotland or Wales to be more hidden from society and give his family some peaceful environment. Mind you maybe cant travel. I think you have to declare court cases etc. The public seem to welcome him back and seem to think he is a stitched up and its some conspirarcy theory.
I always felt he was off he didnt hide that creepy vibe. I wonder if he had some messed up childhood. He will likely get off as its gone on so long. I feel sad for victims and some may never have spoken out and maybe signed NDAs too. Though NDAs do not cover crimes of abuse as I think you can still speak up. NDAs should be abolished as they just seem to be about coercion and its protects the perpetrator only. Money talks. Imagine being so wealthy and getting away with signing NDAs.
From his own stories alone, he definitely had messed up relationship to sex from the get go. He's spoken about how he lost his virginity because his own dad hired prostitutes on a foreign holiday when he was a teenager - and his dad was also having sex with prostitutes in the same room at the time. His dad took him to brothels and was also leaving pornography around for him to find when he was younger, iirc. He mentioned being aware of sex when he was like 6 trying to see a house guest naked, even setting up a prank for his mum when he was like 8 where he sprayed foam cleaner and told her his pen had 'got hard' and that came out - how does an 8 year old know enough about sex for that? 😕

Purely my opinion, but even when Russell tries to laugh it off as a funny story, his dad always comes across as a wrong'un because almost all the stories involve examples of 'covert incest'/grooming or his dad being generally neglectful of him. No surprise that his dad was immediately loudly supporting him after the allegations came out, given he was basically the blueprint.

But having a terrible or messed-up childhood doesn't allow you to commit sexual offences yourself. Even if you can trace why he became a sociopath, it doesn't excuse his actions either
 
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I wonder if his wife will go to pieces if he goes to prison?
She will stand by him and get heavily involved in arts and crafts: "Watch me make my husband a crocheted blanket for his prison bunk bed" along with content like "How to be a god-fearing wife when your husband is banged up for sex offences with minors" etc.
 
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She will have a new career option....Leading the campaign to highlight her husband's brave fight to repent for previous misdemeanours in a gross miscarriage of justice. The fight to bring God's love into prison life and forgiving the worst offenders because they are all God's children who have sadly strayed..
 
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She will have a new career option....Leading the campaign to highlight her husband's brave fight to repent for previous misdemeanours in a gross miscarriage of justice. The fight to bring God's love into prison life and forgiving the worst offenders because they are all God's children who have sadly strayed..
Will it be as successful as Laura's previous career as an author/illustrator or working for Soho House. A career that her daddy definitely didn't get her. Absolutely not.
 
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From his own stories alone, he definitely had messed up relationship to sex from the get go. He's spoken about how he lost his virginity because his own dad hired prostitutes on a foreign holiday when he was a teenager - and his dad was also having sex with prostitutes in the same room at the time. His dad took him to brothels and was also leaving pornography around for him to find when he was younger, iirc. He mentioned being aware of sex when he was like 6 trying to see a house guest naked, even setting up a prank for his mum when he was like 8 where he sprayed foam cleaner and told her his pen had 'got hard' and that came out - how does an 8 year old know enough about sex for that? 😕

Purely my opinion, but even when Russell tries to laugh it off as a funny story, his dad always comes across as a wrong'un because almost all the stories involve examples of 'covert incest'/grooming or his dad being generally neglectful of him. No surprise that his dad was immediately loudly supporting him after the allegations came out, given he was basically the blueprint.

But having a terrible or messed-up childhood doesn't allow you to commit sexual offences yourself. Even if you can trace why he became a sociopath, it doesn't excuse his actions either
He was also abused by a babysitter as a child, pretty sure this was in his book.
 
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Matt Morgan was always closer to Noel G than Brand. Brand muscled in on Noel who sometimes contributed to his radio show and got invited to his really small warm up gigs with his wife.

Matt Morgan's American wife wasn't at all keen on Brand. She knew what a toxic man he was.
 
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I think RB always knew that Matt was the real talent and inspiration behind his rise to fame and that Matt was happy to act as his minder and conduit to Noel Gallagher. MM was also content to stay in the background as RB got all the acclaim and spotlight.
 
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