Russell Brand #4

[neroli]

He can always hold a book signing session from his prison cell and arrange his own bespoke tour of the various sections of his new gaff...

"Deification and Me By Spreading the Word of the Messiah"

 

[Willow9999]

 

[Rockin' Robin]

The pub that he bought, The Crown at Pishill Henley on Thames, has reopened under new ownership. Fantastic news.

 

[StatusWoe]

I didn't watch the Piers Morgan interview because it's over an hour of Piers Morgan and Russell Brand. However, I did see the clip where Brand is taking a whole two minutes to find his favourite Bible passage. It's the most awkward thing, but I appreciate how Piers stays silent and lets Russell show himself to be a total hypocrite. The sound of the pages turning is the funniest thing.

I wonder if his wife will go to pieces if he goes to prison?

Or might she feel relief? She can finally take the kids and run! I hope she doesn't go down the Erica Kirk route. Seems too much of a private person for that, but you never know.

 

[AlwightDallin]

Saw my booky wook (the title makes me dry heave with cringe) in the charity shop, three books for a quid. It’s been there a little while, but if they don’t get sold for six weeks they go to the charity outlet shop where they’re five for a quid. I know he’s already seen the commission on it but it does make me chuckle he was once a Hollywood star with a superstar singer wife and now no one will touch him with a crappy stick and his book won’t even shift for 33p… and he’s likely getting time. Hopefully.

 

[neroli]

That book should be compulsory reading for all his MAGA pals who think he is allied with their cause. Just shows what a lying hypocrite he is when he's invented another persona to fit in with the only people susceptible enough to fall for it.

 

[Ellelalala]

That book should be compulsory reading for all his MAGA pals who think he is allied with their cause. Just shows what a lying hypocrite he is when he's invented another persona to fit in with the only people susceptible enough to fall for it.

Big assumption that they read books at all.

 

[neroli]

Big assumption that they read books at all.

They struggle with The Ladybird Book of Donald J. Trump's Greatest and Bigliest Business Deals And Acquisitions.

 

[RichardScratcher]

Brand is to be a headline speaker at some event in the US about electoral reform.
The article is in the Secret Celebrity Gossip tread on Tattle Page 45.

 

[neroli]

Nobody cares and he fits right in at a conference for oddballs tbh.

How the mighty fall. He's desperate to find a political niche in the US.

No matter how the court case goes in October he's finished in the UK. Not even Rupert Lowe wants to be associated with him.