Russ in Cheshire #2 Give it some cringe

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Here's what I see. The FedEx pics are no accident. From the cinematic tour de force that is Bowfinger:
Robert K. Bowfinger: See that FedEx truck? Every day it delivers important papers to people all over the world. And one day, it is going to stop here, and a man is going to walk up and casually toss a couple of FedExes on my desk. And at that moment, we - and by we, I mean me - will be important.
 

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I can’t even risk watching this video, as I may lose the desire for heterosexual sex forever, but he’s claiming to spend an hour doing anal? Good lord Russ, someone’s using the death grip.
Gordon looks unimpressed.

 
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Russ turned his unique talent for wordplay in an even less tasteful direction this morning. Unsurprisingly deleted not soon after.

 
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are we sure Supertanskiii isn't Jack in disguise? This is the list of the "exclusive content" from her ko-fi. Last updated in May with a freebie, last exclusive content in April.


Let's just remind ourselves of her supporter levels, shall we?


Fortunately nobody is yet dumb enough to fork over £40 a month
 
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Her Patreon tiers should be called:

Won’t fuck you
Still won’t fuck you
Definitely won’t fuck you
Will follow you on Twitter, but guess what?…
 
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Why do his tweets say he’s in Macclesfield - doesn’t he live in Crewe? Is Macc where he works?
 
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Oh of course she’s seeking an adult ADHD diagnosis on the NHS. Of course she is.

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Use Right to Choose like everyone else you thick cunt, you live in Essex or pay for it with your grifted cash.
PS some areas don't even have an NHS team to try and get support from. We just go round in circles getting nowhere with the mental health team for years instead. It's all outsourced here, but that meant I went from a new mental health nurse going "uh wtf you're textbook ADHD, I'm writing to your GP" to being diagnosed and medicated within three months.
 
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Oh God, she needs her own thread doesn’t she? She’ll also be blaming the lack of sending out Patreon goodies on this too, I presume?
A lot of blue tick minor characters like Owen probablynotamurdererbutwecantproveit Jones have their own threads. But they’re pretty quiet because nobody can even be arsed following them because they’re so crushingly dull. Even the vicious trolls and ninnies get burned out sometimes.
 
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Oh God, she needs her own thread doesn’t she? She’ll also be blaming the lack of sending out Patreon goodies on this too, I presume?
A minor correction in the interest of accuracy - she's on ko-fi, not Patreon.

The largest part of her commitment isn't to send out physical rewards, but to write exclusive posts and other content (which she's not doing). She does list "merchandise" as a reward but doesn't specify what it is, so she could easily claim that she's developing it and what she's offering is exclusive first access or a discount code to stuff she's providing through a print on demand service.
 
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Are we classing her as a Blogger or an Influencer? I definitely think she needs her own thread, but not sure which forum it should be in.
 
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