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gossip_guy

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No surprise, her Skillshare course is really bad.

She struggled to fill a 15 minute video on commonplacing, so it's no great shock that it's even worse when Ruby stretches all her usual misunderstood buzzwords, Googled quotes and stolen lecture handout material to an excruciating 35 minutes.

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Her cartoonish fake FRACKLES are on full display and she's really trying desperately to hammer home the ADOLT AMMA WATSYON fake accent variant that she switched to when starting Oxford now that she's pretending to be a VARRY IMPRASSIVE ACADAMMICKAL AWKSFWUD STYEEDUNT.

I'd say she's put slightly more effort into this Skillshare series than her usual YEECHEEB WAAHRK, but it's still incredibly dumb and profoundly lazy, she's just found a few different, completely inept ways to present that half-assed stupidity.

Ruby has evidently watched a couple of ADDJOOKAYSHONUL VIDEEEYOWWS ON SKILLSHAAAH and tries to imitate them here. But, as with everything she imitates, she knows how to copy some of the aesthetics in theory, but doesn't know why they do what they do or how to copy any of what makes them good.

Now, Skillshare recommend changing the camera angle unusually often:

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Apparently Skillshare don't believe that people who signed up to learn on their own time on a study platform will have the attention span for a 3 minute video unless THINGS ARE CONSTANTLY CHOPPING AND CHANGING.

But a competent creator will know how to include a variety of angles and inserts to create a video that flows smoothly and keeps a viewer's focus without distracting from the material. Ruby has almost a decade of experience making videos. Ruby should be at least vaguely competent by now, even if by accident.

Nope.

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Along with the familiar talking-to-camera YEECHEEB setup, she's added an extra side-profile camera angle as seen above. She cuts to it constantly, to the point where it might be used more often than the facing-camera close-up angle.

It instantly disconnects the viewer visually from the already rambling, asinine material; with Ruby facing off-screen while she's talking to imaginary people off-camera, the viewer is now a third wheel in the virtual private lecture they ostensibly paid for.

Here's an example from a random video on the home page recommendations to show how almost every other content creator does this better:

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From a close, head-and-shoulders shot, to a wider angle. There's a visual change for variety, but there's a smooth, consistent continuity - the creator is still maintaining eye contact with you, the viewer, while talking.

Ruby goes the opposite route, inserting jarring camera changes that disconnect the viewer visually. The usual jump-cut edits that litter her normal content are also present and accounted for here regardless of the angle, making the situation even worse. This is a scripted video that she was paid a substantial amount to make, and still, she simply could not be bothered to rehearse or film a second take to avoid jump-cuts.

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Ironically, she declares that she personally uses her commonplace book as a means to collect useful or interesting quotes and claims that she sits on park benches, reading and memorising these quotes in her spare time. In this video, she couldn't even memorise a few quotes for the purpose of filming a single shot for a video about how to use commonplace books.

The magic of editing means she'd have an infinite number of tries to commit the quote to memory even in the short term and practice to get it right for the camera, yet she still couldn't be bothered. Instead, she recites it from her iPad with her usual repertoire of AMMA WATSYON brow-furrowing, head shaking affectations.

Again, instead of cutting to an animated slide of the quote while she reads it, she awkwardly disconnects herself from the viewers by keeping herself on-screen while she's speaking, but averting her eyes from the camera to read something off-screen. She does this countless times throughout the video. It's the video equivalent of a bad college presentation.

Speaking of slides, per the Skillshare recommendation, she's added some on-screen graphics and inserts...

...But she added them everywhere.

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Instead of cutting to an aesthetically-pleasing slide with information and voiceover, Ruby just slaps it on her face.

Instead of framing the shot so that graphics are filling the empty space in the frame, Ruby just slaps it on her face.

Instead of waiting until the current graphic has gone before adding new, different information and quotes, Ruby just throws new quotes on top of old quotes and slaps it all on her face.

Almost every shot is interrupted with a random, cluttered junk-heap of distracting crap thrown atop Ruby's face while she has a manic, bug-eyed, incoherent rant either at you or at some invisible, off-screen person.

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At one point, the cover of one of the many books that Ruby quotes from but hasn't read is shunted off the screen by a wall of warped-perspective text which crawls up the screen and disappears into Ruby's receding hairline.

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It looks like the beginning to the world's worst Star Wars fan film.

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Some of the inserts and quotes have spelling errors added. She uses the same B-roll inserts multiple times.

There's also multiple instances of single black frames or frames that are completely garbled - I thought this might be Skillshare's player acting up, but it's in the original video (and it's far from the first time her videos have had these kind of glaring errors).

It's a non-stop barrage of distracting bullshit and technical incompetence.

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Audio-wise it's not massively better.

She's recording audio through that crappy lavalier mic she bought (and kept holding like a normal microphone, because she's a dumbass). This time, she's clipped it to her shirt at least, but with all the frantic, claw-handed gesticulating she keeps doing, she keeps brushing the mic so the video's peppered with abrasive and horrible sounds different to the usual ones she makes whenever she speaks.

There's also the usual sped-up speech and complete lack of effort with audio levels, so occasionally she just blasts your ear drums with volume changes for no reason.

I'm not sure if Martha edited this or Ruby did, but the buck stops with Ruby and her incompetence sets the tone even when she delegates this crap. For someone who claims to have a YARRHNING FWORE LAHHHRNING, she'd be better off spending this latest GAP YAHHHH learning to make and edit videos properly.

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The technical issues might be slightly more forgivable if the actual material was engaging, but this doesn't break the infinite streak of bad Ruby content. There's nothing here that wasn't included in that latest YouTube video she did on commonplacing and nothing added but endless padding.

You could condense her 8-chapter exercise in nonsensical waffling into a succinct, 45 second YouTube short:

"Hustle culture is bad. When we enjoy what we study, we're more likely to want to study it. You can collect and categorise information that you come across in everyday life in notebooks and refer back to it later - you can compile whatever you want, however you want. Many famous authors did this in their own notebooks, which they came to refer to as commonplace books."

Of course, it's all lies as far as Ruby's concerned. She's a huge proponent of hustle culture; it's the foundation on which she built her fake brand, pretending to have done more than anyone else in faked vlogs, purely to inspire jealousy in children. She doesn't enjoy what she does in her content, whether it's reading, writing or studying; she's actively avoided engaging with almost everything she's studied or pretended to read and just cynically reads study guides instead of the book, or copies whatever lecture handouts or Goodreads quotes she saw that month to pass off as her own to try to appear intelligent.

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This Skillshare series and her recent commonplacing video are prime examples. She supposedly writes in a commonplace every day, studied the practice and history of commonplace books as part of her Masters degree and claims to have researched extensively in her free time. And yet she has almost nothing to say about it beyond the basic quotes and ideas that she found in her lecture handouts. As with everything, her video on the subject is a padded jumble of stolen thoughts and disconnected, largely irrelevant ideas.

For some reason an entire chapter of this "class" is devoted to "irresponsible reading" or reading for the joy of it. And then Ruby tries awkwardly to tie this to commonplacing. Irresponsible reading is at the core of commonplacing, Ruby claims. We need to read for the fun of it, so it's VARRY IMPWORETANT that you do substantial pre-research on what you're about to read, prep a commonplace notebook about the ideas you might encounter, then divert from your reading constantly to take notes, then do pre-research for the post-research. And - if you're anything like Ruby claims to be - you'll keep several drafts of your commonplace book, so you can copy the information to and from 5 different places. This is what it's like to read for fun, apparently. It's just the most incoherent, contradictory nonsense.

Ruby babbles through an neverending stream of borrowed quotes about what other people said about commonplacing and synoptic thinking. Conspicuously absent is any kind of clear example of how or why Ruby thinks it's important or how it works for her in practice. Even the random snatches quotes don't paint a clear picture of what the hell she's rambling about. Ruby makes no effort to attempt to explain what she believes a commonplace book offers over more versatile modern digital platforms which she clearly feels more comfortable using. There's no examples, no explanation, nothing.

"If you compile a list of disconnected quotes and thoughts, you'll find a new connection between the material!" Ruby says. She can't tell you when or how that ever happened to her. She has no further information to offer because her lecturer strangely didn't cover the contents of Ruby's commonplace book during her degree, so she has nothing to copy from on that matter.

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Even the basic, practical questions that might arise when thinking about starting a commonplace book, like 'how do you avoid running out of room in a book so small?' go entirely unmentioned. Ruby says that you should flip the book around, start from the back and write 50 questions about the contents of your commonplace book.

But before you can ask how you'll have the space to fill the back of a tiny notebook with 50 random questions if - as Ruby insists - it MOSST BYEE MASSY AND YOU SHOULDN'T REHAARSE OR REWROITE IT, YEU MOSST THROW ASOID YORE PARFACSHIONISM, Ruby shows herself workshopping all her questions in a separate notebook (not PONKINPOD TIFTEA branded, big shock) like she did in the YEECHEEB video. Yet more pointless busywork that shows how performative all this is for her.

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In yet another incredibly telling moment, Ruby recommends that you (like she does) ask ChatGPT to tell you how to think critically about whatever you scribbled in your commonplace book.

I'm not even kidding. In this mess of a video lecture series where Ruby unconvincingly shouts about the joy of learning for the sake of learning and does a completely cack-handed job of telling people that commonplacing is a wonderful way to engage independently with material critically in new ways (with zero examples), Ruby straight up says: "Avoid thinking for yourself. Just get AI to do the critical thinking for you, like I do." The fucking audacity.

She also recommends looking up everything you read on Wikipedia (she calls this "pre-resaaarch" - it's JANUINELY not just what she does instead of reading things for herself, HONNASTLEEEE). Again, this is a video lecture series on a paid learning platform, in which Ruby is supposed to be educating people on the joys of learning independently, yet she couldn't help but reveal for the thousandth time that she actively avoids learning.
 
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Griftwood

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I think she's running out of money. She hasn't been posting to youtube consistently, her masters had to cost quite a bit, and she takes a lot of vacations, and all of sudden she has withdrawn her phd application to work a 9-5 when she has never worked a full time job a day in her life before.
I don’t think there’s any version of the universe in which she’s in danger of running out of money. Even if she did pay for her degree herself, what expenses does she have, living with mummy and daddy? They won’t be charging her rent. Nyord V. P. Anne with and E has more than paid for her replacement laptop, and just about all of the videos she puts out these days are sponsored, not to mention all the undeclared ads. The ”9 to 5” she has is three days a week straightening out the shelves in the library of her old school, she’s doing it just to have something to do and pad out her CV, not for the money. Daddy Bones has millions squirreled away in offshore accounts and will have set her up financially from the day she was born, she’s never going to actually face the concept of supporting herself in anything but a very superficial way.
 
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gossip_guy

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Oh, lovely, the 4,697,395th Ruby routine video, a.k.a. 'Ruby had some sponsor/ad deadlines and so crammed a pointless video full of them, while desperately pretending she's very busy with lots of nebulous, unexplained "WAAHRRK"'.

Take a shot anytime she says she "JANUINELY" or "HONNASTLEEE" does, thinks or feels something that's clearly a lie.

Ruby pretends she works a 9 to 5 job without giving any details. After getting home from this "WAAAHRK" which she JANUINELY DOES, HONNASTLEE, she claims that every day as part of her post-work routine, she somehow has enough time before sunset to:
  • Get changed into a new outfit.
  • "Decomprass" and read a book.
  • Go on a long walk.
  • Unpack and wash (ha!) her waaahrk stuff.
  • Pack her bag again.
  • Do "a copple of hours of YEESHYOOB WAAHRK".
  • Cook a "syeep" (or "soup", to people without embarrassing fake accents) from scratch.

Autumn sunset is at 6:30pm in the UK.

Even last month when this was filmed, sunset was 7:30pm and this shit still isn't remotely believable.

This was filmed on Monday 16th September:

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That's the same Monday from her recent "Weekly Vlog" wherein she was slobbing around the house all day and claimed it was her "DASIGNATED STODDY DAY" and she JANUINELY did lots of waaaahrk on her imaginary curriculum (i.e. leafing through old lecture handouts and pretending she did something worthwhile):

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In this video, she claims she JANUINELY worked a 9-5 on that Monday. Whoops.

Another Ruby video, another lazy collection of ads, lies and unbelievable staged nonsense.
 
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yeya

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i can’t imagine what use a phd in early modern english lit would be anyway😂 what a waste of time and money
Not everything actually has to be ‘useful’! By useful I assume you mean useful to a capitalist society. So many people (maybe not Ruby) genuinely do love studying. If I could afford the time/money and didn’t need to worry about getting a good job to support myself I would’ve loved to do a PhD in a ‘useless’ subject and stay in academia.
 
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FolderDuvet

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Ruby is seeing everyone else go forward and she is stuck in no-man's land. She isn't going anywhere fast. She has no career in view and going for a doctorate is just another waste of time. I was watching the Diary of Andrea, the other day. I was not aware she had put up a few new vids. She and Ruby met a few years ago, though she is several years younger than her. She has been driving for a few years now, has a lot of friends, lives on her own without whining or crying, and now she has a girlfriend whom it looks like she is also intimate with. She really grew up fast. I think she is 21 now? Ruby is turning 25 in June (if I have the month correct) and she is only working part time at her stupid little school library as an assistant, while her master's degree rots as useless. Seeing the growth in Andrea and the complete lack of it, along with her constant lying in Ruby, was like night and day. Andrea basically has moved on from YT, in general, and seems to be progressing her life and embracing it. Ruby is an absolute mess, in more ways than one. I won't go into how stupid the entire vlog was and her constant claiming that she isn't in the holiday mood. I really don't care if she is or not. I am and wish you all a wonderful holiday season!
I think we need to be a bit less parasocial. No one needs to work a full time job if they don't have to, no one has to have sex or romantic relationships (bit allonormative), she doesn't have to drive (I wonder what happened to the lessons she was having? She could have had issues with anxiety around driving, as many people do.) Being in your 20s is weird, and it's not like there are universal deadlines or milestones on maturity (and in fact forcing these can cause more harm than good, as I have found out to my own detriment).

The issue is that one of her jobs at the moment is making YouTube videos, and she is incapable of translating her interests and any feeling of purpose into videos these days (much less videos of commensurate quality with her experience). She isn't able to commit to a pivot of her channel's purpose (as she is still making basically the same videos she made when she was 17.) Its obvious she tries things out, but in a very half hearted manner (like her slightly absurd videos, or the odd video she does trying to educate on something). She can't seem to script a video essay on something she's interested in. She can't seem to vlog her travel interestingly. She isn't doing enough that she can film to make daily life vlogs. She doesn't have an interesting enough video style for fashion. The main thing that has changed in her channel between now and when she was 17 is that she can't do those "I studied for 16 hours!" videos anymore.

At the moment her channel is a bit of a zombie, stumbling from old idea to old idea for advert spots. The kind of videos she could pivot to (more creative filmmaking or scripted video essays) are far more effort than her current fare, and would require cutting down the schedule a bit (and hence would result in less ad spots, and hence less revenue while she sees what the result of the pivot was).

You might be right that taking on full time work or similar would give her a bit more structure, but there are plenty of creators who haven't really gone into the career thing and make interesting content without talking about boyfriends, or ever showing themselves driving.

We should be careful to separate the disinterest of her videos from her own life satisfaction. Many people just don't have lives that produce anything worth filming. Many people are happy in those low-key existences.
 
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sunniva

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Guys the video gets funnier when you realise that very little pumpkin agriculture actually happens in the U.K and the majority of this ‘pick your own’ trend here is just imported pumpkins arranged in empty fields for the visual. Traditionally the U.K. didn’t grow pumpkins at all (they’re not native, summer not hot enough and autumn too damp). Idk about the farm Ruby lives next door to visited. But I’d be surprised if pumpkins that big were grown through this relatively shit summer. Smaller squash varieties grow better in the U.K. but not really on a large scale. It’s also why we don’t traditionally have pumpkin recipes and commercial pumpkins taste like nothing anyway so idk who she is actually kidding.

Plus pumpkins are a type of winter squash but not all winter squash are pumpkins. What she called a ‘’small green pumpkin’’ was actually a Crown Prince Squash, which is as silly as calling blueberries ‘’blue strawberries’’.

Look I know this is relatively niche criticism but like… surely intellectual powerhouse and pumpkin megafan Ruby would know this stuff?
 
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Griftwood

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Watching random old videos while I knit and was comforted by the thought that no matter how bad my knitting (facing some struggles with my current project, have had to frog and re-knit both the collar and the hem), the end result will never be the level of embarrassing that is Roobee in her ”sailor collar”.

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sunniva

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This lass is always out in a field setting something on fire, it reminds me of my council estate childhood.

I’m snorting at the multiple comments saying it’s normal to find Christmas less magical as an adult, especially the one suggesting that maybe if she had a job she’d appreciate the time off 😂
 
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StatusWoe

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Breaking news: Our fave weirdo Penultimate is back in the comments section and I'm pretty sure they're trolling Ruby.

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Nothing like a dose of electrocution to kickstart your morning.
 
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Griftwood

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I’m wheezing - one of my favourite channels, Tasting History with Max Miller, just uploaded a video on how he made real Victorian sugar plums. The process took him three days and this is how they look:

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Meanwhile, Roobee ”loosely followed a Victorian recipe” and came up with this:

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and let’s not forget her immortal artistic rendition of a dancing sugarplum:

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gossip_guy

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Ruby has subjected us to another week in her life - not just any week, but a bookish week.

It's Monday and performative poverty strikes again! Ruby pulls a pauper face while shopping with mummy in London and moans that she wishes she could buy a book, while holding up the price tag to show it's prohibitively expensive at...£15.

Reminder: Ruby is a wealthy influencer with rich, tax-dodging parents. She goes on 10-20 holidays a year. She's also a landlord who pays no rent while living in her parents' manor home. She could buy every book on those shelves if she wanted and would not notice the money had gone. She just doesn't want to buy books because she doesn't read books, yet thinks pretending she can't afford things makes her relatable.

The irony of this being a "bookish" week and Ruby finding the least believable excuse to avoid buying books? Off the charts.

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"WE DASPRATELY NEEDED HAND SANITOIZAH!" Ruby says as they try once again desperately and futilely to convince people that they're both JANUINELY obsessive about cleanliness and not just swampy goblins.

Ruby probably assumes everyone else has the same goldfish-level attention span as she does and hopes we all forgot that she spent the pandemic running around trying to catch the Coronavirus in her mouth like falling snowflakes, that her mummy wrote blogs about how she regularly jams her hands in the dog shit which she stores in her pockets on walks, or that their house is a dusty shrine to germs and filth.

Ruby complains that this particular hand sanitiser "doesn't sound like it smells very nice". Ruby apparently has synesthesia now. Later she'll probably complain that the bath soap is being too loud. I'm kidding, obviously. This family doesn't use soap.

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We're then treated to a dismal collection of badly-edited mess. Random snippets of footage where nothing can be seen or heard but the abrasive, sounds of choppily-cut clips of rain blasting the mic. A random, context-free clip of Ruby's mum shouting "DAVID COPPERFIELD, THAT'S WHO I WAS THINKING OF!" Clips veering back and forth between widescreen and portrait-view footage. It's a total shit-show. And, naturally, it's a sponsored video - this is the kind of quality that Ruby believes she deserves to charge money for.

Ruby cuts the umbilical cord for 10 minutes and goes on a solo excursion to see the CWORALOINE AGZIBIT. Meanwhile, Mummy Granger likely stumbled off in search of a glass of wine or six.

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It's Wednesday (Tuesday is MIA) and Ruby's pretending she has a full-time 9-5 grown-up job again and not just a "show up for a few hours whenever you can be arsed" nepo job at her old private school.

Ruby complains that she slept through her alarm. "Syo...Oiy've only gyot loike...EIGHT MINUTES until...(awkwardly looks around the house for someone)...my liftshare arroives." It's her mum. The "liftshare" is her mum.

Back on her ED bullshit, Ruby shows a "breakfast" of sloppy sludge with a tiny handful of Cheerios and frozen peas thrown in:

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It isn't even a full bowl. You can see that she's just put in enough of this slop to lightly coat the bottom and that's it.

After the horrible sounds of Ruby slurping and chewing random filth, she's off to "waahrk".

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And then she's back, claiming she's reading "Insumniac Dreams" - it's "about the dream jarrnal that Nabberkoff CRAPPED". Sounds messy.

Ruby heads out with mummy to enjoy the remaining several hours of daylight that JANUINELY exist after 5pm in England in October.

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Ruby makes mummy take her to a children's park, because she's beyond parody at this point.

They roam local shops and when they're done, it's still broad daylight out.

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Hours after she HONNASTLEEEEE "finished work at 5pm" and the sun's finally going down. Scientists need to investigate whatever meteorological anomalies are happening in Buckinghamshire. This area of infinite daylight may be an untapped source of solar energy.

Ruby complains that because she slept through her alarm - WHICH HAS JANUINELY NAVVAR HAPPANED BAFWORE! - her room is a mess. Sure, Ruby, that's why. Her room looks the same as it always does and she hasn't changed her sheets in like 2 months.

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Ruby claims she's going to do lots of "ADDITTING" for two videos with the rest of this supernaturally long day. Judging by the state of the editing in this video and all others, I don't buy it. Her poker tell squint comes out when she says it. But it makes her sound impressively busy to gullible fans if she claims to be wahrrrrking and additing and YeeCheebing and waaarking on admin whaaahhhrrrrrk bafrwore wahrrking at waahrk, so of course she lies about it.

She'll also be "HAVING A CORRIE" and watching something with her family. She says she hopes it's "SHARRLOCK" and claims she and her dad are "really hoping to watch it". Does she understand how television shows work in the 21st Century? Is she waiting for a permission note from mummy? Is she fishing for another BBC sponsorship before she'll allow herself to pretend she watched it? Aging layabouts with infinite free time pretending to be TWALVE YAAHRR OLDS aren't allowed to pick the shows they watch, apparently.

Ruby plugs Skillshare and her own atrocious Skillshare course on "commonplacing". She claims commonplacing has been a game-changer for her and something all "great minds" use. 😂😂😂

She, yet again, fails to explain how using a commonplace book has helped her in any way. Nor does she give any example of these magical links she claims will appear between all the copied Goodreads quotes from books she hasn't read that she tossed in a notebook. Literally zero explanation. Ruby implies all will become clear if you sign up for the course. I watched the course and it didn't shed any light on anything at all, other than Ruby/Martha's complete lack of editing ability. It's no shock that she lie-squints her way through this whole ad section.

Ruby mentions that she will put some notes in her "commonplace bock" while she's reading "Nabbakoff's Cheems".

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Thursday is upon us. Ruby holds up a stack of borrowed library books. That's Thursday done.

Hilariously, it's just a mix of children's books, barely-disguised ads (one is a book illustrated by Chris Riddell, who Ruby hasn't stopped shilling since he replied to her fan letter and gave her some free merch) and a book called 'Steal Like an Artist' which I'm guessing Ruby thought was an instructional manual on plagiarism.

Friday and Saturday have also vanished along with Tuesday. This book is titled 'Bookish Week in My Life' and most of the "week" is unaccounted for.

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It's Sunday, the last day of the week, but there's still half the video to go. Hmm.

Ruby's off to Yorkshaaahr with haaahr BASST FRAND BLAKENEEEEEEY.

Self-proclaimed "great mind" Ruby still hasn't realised that it's not a good idea to lean out of moving trains.

They catch a train, check out their hotel room, bounce on the bed and that's all she wrote for Sunday.

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Ruby makes sure to mention (big surprise) that the place they went to for dinner had AMAZING VEEEGANNNN OPTIONS. I'm not sure why the vegan options would matter to Ruby, who regularly eats non-vegan foods, regularly uses products made from or tested on animals and loves to buy herself leather bags and leather shoes.

But fake veganism is part of the brand, so she'll predictably mention "the great vegan options" in vlogs while making plans for her next holiday overseas with daddy, probably to poach a rhino.

Then it's the following Monday and I don't think Ruby understands how weeks work. This is now the second week in this 'week in my life' vlog. In true Ruby fashion, Ruby goes on a scenic holiday and manages to make it look like the most boring place on Earth. They wander fields and pretend to read poetry and somehow all these holiday vlogs she makes feel identical.

It doesn't help that she already made this video a year ago:

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The shoddy editing continues as Ruby/Martha didn't bother trimming footage of Ruby and Blakeney prepping to do a staged 'walk away from camera' shot:



You can see them awkwardly find their marks, try to get their timing right before VARRY NACHRALLY walk away.

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They must've filmed a handful of these 'walk away from camera, twirl whimsically and smile at camera' shots, but rather than choose the best (or least shit) one, Ruby just left them all in. There's literally an unintended montage of 'fake whimsy' back-to-back shots of Ruby and/or Blakeney waking away from camera, twirling, then smiling at camera. It's the height of cringe.

More footage is kept in with the horrible sounds of wind smashing the hell out of the mic. Nothing's being said and there's music slapped on it as well, so there was no reason not to remove the source audio of wind, other than sheer incompetence. Par for the course.

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AND THAN SHE WAS VARRY KOINDLEEE invited to go to the Bronte parsonage archive. This HONNASTLLEEEEE happened. Some local historians just saw Ruby and HAHRR BASST FRAND BLAKENEEEEEEEY eating sad carrots on a bench and said, "Oi there! You look like the sort of well-travelled, highly-cultured sort who'd love a gander at the Bronte parsonage museum!"

Ruby then probably shouted, "OH YASS, OIY LOVE PARSONAGES! I'M JANUINELY VARRY MOCH A VEEGAN, AHHFTA AWHLL! OIY DYEU LOFF A GYUD PARSONAGE SYOUP FWORE DINNER!"

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It's then CHEESEDAY of the second week of this "week in my life" vlog. It's practically a repeat of Monday though, as Ruby and HAHRRRR BASSSST FRANNNDDDD BLAKENEEEEEEEYYYYYY go for another walk on the moors to pretend to read. Again.


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When Ruby's back is turned, Blakeney runs off to hide in a cave. Sadly for her, Ruby hears the scent of cleaning products on the wind and tracks her down. Better luck next time, Blakers.

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Then Ruby's off to the see the PARSONS at theeee BRAUNTAY PARSONAGE. She can't seem to decide which lie she wants to tell, so she veers from painting this museum visit as something they were spontaneously invited to after they got there and the pre-arranged reason they went to begin with.

THIS WAS JANUINELY NWOT AN ONDECLAAAAHRD GIFTED TRIP THYOUGH, HONNASTLEEEEEEEEEE! (Squints dishonestly.)
 
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She is being so unbelievably dramatic about applying for a PhD. Apply if you want to do it, don’t apply if you don’t want to. It’s literally that simple for her because she doesn’t even have to worry about the financial side of it. The fact that she’s having anxiety attacks about it suggests she doesn’t actually want to do it, but she just feels like she should.
 
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JustVibing

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I have to say I'm really relieved to hear she isn't doing a PhD and focusing on her mental health instead. I know it must have been a hard decision for her to decline the PhD since she would have LOVED saying she's doing a PhD in Oxford. Really happy at least now common sense won. It would really have been a devastating experience for her.
I hope she is really working on mental health during this year but at least she mentioned she's in therapy. Also, growing up and childhood seem to be a theme in her therapy so hopefully her therapist is on to something and can help her actually loose this fear of growing up.
 
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randomuser070186

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I think she is reliving her experience at Oxford the way she wanted it to be in the first place. With plenty of time, no stress and the desired aesthetic. Her actual masters was super stressful and not what she imagined and now she can finally have it. Pretty sure that's what's happening.
 
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Freyjalace

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It's weird that she always finds a way to go back to her old school, considering that she was (allegedly) being bullied there and the teachers, now colleagues, failed to protect her.
 
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Poguely

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I bet when Oxford accepted her they never expected that she would be haunting the halls of its libraries forevermore like the ghost of procrastination past. This is the exact reason the libraries are closed to the public. They're work enviorments and she's just swanning around using them as sets.
 
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