She couldn't make it any more obvious that she doesn't carry any of this shit around in her bag. She's literally just put together a pile of stuff that she can either advertise or that she thinks will make her look VARRY KOIND, PRODOCKTIVE, ORGANOIZED AND INTALLIJANT.
I especially like her claiming that she apparently keeps track of any random strangers who do kind deeds around the city and hunts them down to give them the world's smallest thankyou card. When she's not doing that, she's got a pouch of birdseed and claims that robins just instantly fly over to sit next to her to have breakfast any time she sits on a bench anywhere.
This happens all the time, she claims. Naturally, there's zero video proof of any of this ever happening to her, because this is some imaginary shit that a 5-year-old would make up.
OFFCWOARSE her latest leather bag (syo veegan!) is mostly filled with PONKERPODTIFTI trash products, since she JANUINELY YEEZES THAM AVVERYDAY, HONNASTLEEEE! She JANUINELY YEEZES MOLTIPOL PLANNERS AT ONCE! This is VARRY believable.
"This is the Yeahhrly, loike, AVVERYDAY plannah from POMPKINPODDUTIVITY?" Ruby says, pointing at the hardback planner that is neither a "yearly" planner or a planner that can be used "every day".
This is her previous false advertising scam raising its ugly head again: This is a 6 month planner that Pumpkin Productivity falsely advertised as a "yearly"/"everyday" planner and neglected to mention that it had 6 months missing until
after she'd taken her fans' money. And, naturally, she makes no effort to point out the missing 6 months of pages again here while fishing for more money.
"So...ummm...this is the acadammick plannah...from POMPOM-PODOCKTIFTEAA," she says, struggling yet again to pronounce the name of the company she keeps claiming she runs. "This is, loike, the OLTIMAT PLANNAH."
She does not clarify what's different about the two, since that would mean having to try to explain why a "yearly planner" does not have a year of content in or why she doesn't claim to use the "everyday planner" every day.
"This is the one that oiy yeeze...AVVERY SINGOL DAY," she says as she holds up the academic planner, flipping through it to show that
every single page is blank. She holds up a hardback planner, an academic planner and a notebook from the company that she's the face of and all of them are empty. BOT SHE YEEZES THAM AVVERY DAY, JANUINELEEEEE!
I got halfway through the video and thought, "Well, at least she hasn't pretended that she carries around a can of RAMADEEE KYOMBYOOCHAAA as an excuse to whip one of those out for an undeclared ad, so that's something..."
But then she went back to the well and started dropping undeclared ads for gifted snack bars yet again.
"PARKIER BARS ARE MOIY PARSONAL FAVOURITE," she says, making zero effort to mention that Perkier have gifted her years' worth of free snack bars to advertise. If she mentions something's her favourite, it's because she was paid in cash or product.
we have a class full of impressionable young people needing our guidance over here so needed to show a firm stance. You haven't taken a firm stance since that time you power posed in knitwear.
