Ruby Granger #46 Actively making time for boredom

[Ilaariaa]

And I thought the chipped nail polish was bad

I saw Inside Out 2 last night and I noticed one of the tweens was wearing chipped nail polish à la Ruby
Except the girl in the movie was 13 so it was perfectly age appropriate lmao

 

[abcbabe]

Wait did Blakeney go to Cambridge for her masters?

 

[Tookster]

He looks so uninterested/ wants to get away while she's trying so desperately to impress him or something lol

I’m still shocked to see her converse with somebody with a pen, that isn’t her dad.

 

[gisellejoly]

Wait did Blakeney go to Cambridge for her masters?

Have no idea if she’s a student at the uni but I’m pretty sure Cambridge is her hometown, maybe she got tickets through local connections

 

[tartandog86]

Facetious conspiracy theory time...is the blue font for the Tories or Reform?

 

[gisellejoly]

Facetious conspiracy theory time...is the blue font for the Tories or Reform?

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Neither… Ruby screams Lib Dem to me. Or possibly even Greens

 

[duchess_wallis]

What gets me is not just how utterly lazy her attempt is, but how wildly impractical it is for it's intended purpose. The place she's chosen for it is hilariously dumb when there were other options...

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It's not on the wall above her monitor or at eye height next to her workspace where she can easily refer to it while writing. Instead she has to wheel her chair away from her computer and cross the room, then hunch over to look at it, or get up and go awkwardly kneel on the floor next to the wall to read it.

She even leafs through a bunch of hoarded postcards, blank library cards, note cards and assorted stationery which she could've used instead of post-its to embrace the CYOZEEEE MACADAMIAAAA ASSTATTICK that she claims to be OBSASSED WITH and make it a more visually appealing layout. But nah, standard Post-Its slapped on a grimy wall she won't look at.

No practical value or genuine interest involved and purely done with copycat aesthetics in mind, yet looks joylessly slapdash and weird. Pretty much sums up all of Ruby's PROJACKTS, including this video, which is mostly just a tour of undeclared gifted/sponsored products that Ruby doesn't like or use.

That's because it's a lie. It's all performative. She put up the post its but never used them.

 

[Corneilya]

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Well we can cross off the disgusting nails on the bingo card. It was actually really fun getting to cross things off while watching this video LMAO. I also took the opportunity here to cross things off she has done quite recently.

There are so many other annoying things she does that can be included into Bingo Card #2 like:

• Undeclared Ads

• Dirty table

• Table full of glasses and cups

• Dirty dishes left to rot in bedroom

• Wilting flowers

• Dark Macadamia Mood Board

• Filming oneself while running

• Filming herself walking to a destination and then having to grab her camera right afterwards.

• Buying books she definitely will never read.

• Rereading Harry Potter for the 1000000th time

• weird ass artwork she did herself (water painting and drawing on iPad included)

• Mispronunciation of common words

• Mispronunciation of names (usually authors)

• "Its the best thing I ever bought for my education"

• "I don't regret buying this"

• "This was gifted to me and I ABSOLUTELY use it everyday"

• "My AcAdEMiC pLaAnNeR"

• "My cOmMoN pLAcE bOoK"

• Her carrot fetish

• Candles galore

• Objects bought simply because they are Harry Potter themed

• Objects covered in filth

• Fake/forced smiling at the camera to try and convince everyone that she IS in fact "happy" (this needs to be tallied every video)

I also think we should start keeping a tally of how many times she mentions Blakeney in every upcoming video. I *think* she mentioned Blakeney in this video about 4-5 times but I might be wrong.

There's stuff for 3 cards in total I guess, and I could add some classic Ruby's expressions with pictures
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Jumpscare scrolling through Lucy Moon’s stories and Ruby pops up. Not sure what event they’re at but she’s holding a notebook not a clutch bag, she’s so pretentious it’s unreal

She looks like a little kid trying to get the adults' attention. Also isn't the girl on the left unjaded jade? Can be wrong, I saw her like 4 or 5 times on Ruby's posts.

 

[lalala2233]

Well it’s all “alleged” so far but the two women have spoken out with similar experiences happening 20 years apart. Gaiman is claiming it was consensual. He sounds like a dirty old perv anyway.

Exclusive: Neil Gaiman accused of sexual assault

Author denies allegations by two women who had been in consensual relationships with him.

www.tortoisemedia.com

Yewp. Even if it was consensual, having sex with a 20-year-old woman you just hired to watch over your kids is ... a lot.
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The ball she went to was in Cambridge, I guess for once Blakeney got to invite her to something? Looks like a good time in any case.

This is giving me Yellowjackets vibes but less fun
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Red carpet moment with BASST FRAND BALONEYYY

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Why do they dress so awful?

 

[secretalphabets]

Yewp. Even if it was consensual, having sex with a 20-year-old woman you just hired to watch over your kids is ... a lot.

Exactly what I thought. Even his children would have an uncomfortable age gap with her.

I think Blakeney looks cute in the picture but it might be contrast of standing next to Granny Bones.

 

[Griftwood]

DITL of a STRASSED OUT AXEFUD STYOODANT.

Fahrst, I changed my top six times because the temperature was so variable over the six days that I filmed this.

Then I mugged for the camera because the mirror doesn’t provide me with endless affirmation the way my internet fanbase does.

lol ignore my wonky editing, I’m half-assing it just like our queen is

 

[Axl4]

The way she pronounced "here" as "hyaaaaahh" in the room tour video was beyond parody.

 

[Sibyl Vane]

Red carpet moment with BASST FRAND BALONEYYY

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Why is she dressed like an Austrian waitress?

 

[soph30]

Just caught up on the room tour video and that body shop cream she shows from her friend- the body shop went into administration so can’t have been given to her later than February she’s such a hoarder

 

[Lola123]

Just caught up on the room tour video and that body shop cream she shows from her friend- the body shop went into administration so can’t have been given to her later than February she’s such a hoarder

Tbf she is a hoarder, but some body shop shops are still open and selling things at discount!

 

[soph30]

why's she dragging around teenage candles too weirdo

 

[Corneilya]

I think I found a rival for our queen of un-productive planning: The Aesthetic Planner on youtube: more than 30 minutes and a huge collection of stickers for making two small pages with more stickers than words.
I have nothing against planning, but when the planning itself took you more time than a chore, it's not efficient.

 

[tartandog86]

In her latest reel, Ruby said that she had therapy in the evening. Is this the first time she's talked about being in therapy?

 

[EllanieB_99]

On the topic of candles: I was listening to one of her older videos as background noise because at least that way I can do mit around, and the top comment is this one:

 

[Binx]

In her latest reel, Ruby said that she had therapy in the evening. Is this the first time she's talked about being in therapy?

no, she sprinkles it in every so often