Ruby Granger #40 Ruby the linguistic terrorist

[CatCafe234]

What happened to the puppy they got? I am watching some old old ruby Granger.. was just after her Oxford rejection. They got a new puppy.

The puppy they got is the dog they have now. Their other dog died a while ago - it was confusing as I think they changed the puppy‘s name, it was something like Ottline but it became Lola, and I think the dog who passed away was Margot. Or it might be the other way round ...

 

[thomp92]

At the end of her Barbie Tik tok I think that’s the first time I’ve heard her real voice and not the fake out on posh voice

 

[timemoveson]

I'm convinced she created it purely to farm a few more young penpals and then bailed the second she had some details.

That she used to no avail because she's so imPARFACKT

 

[Rumblemumble]

That New Yorker article is from a 2018 edition of the magazine. She's just keeping a few around as props.

Shouts & Murmurs: Ask the Compliance Expert

Let me answer your question with a question: Have you been caught? If not, for all practical purposes you are in compliance.

www.newyorker.com

I meant the way she wrote "haul" ^^

 

[qwikti]

We’re all here because we have more than a passing interest in her doings. I have regular dreams about Gordon Ramsay (the other night, we were catching puffins together in the Faroes of all places), but I’m not going to go find him any more than I’m going to go find Ruby. Just snarking on someone online really isn’t a very strong motivator to go stalk someone irl, whatever you may think about it. Let’s not concern troll.

I didn't come here with the intention of 'concern trolling' whatever that may be. @coldestofspirits said that people in her comments are more of a cause for concern, and I'm saying I disagree. So... who's doing actual concern trolling here - about the youtube comments?

She's reined it in a lot now but Ruby herself has put that information out there herself in a lot of ways over the years. She's intentionally or unintentionally doxxed herself in content and over. She intentionally had all her school information on her public LinkedIn (which she has listed under her fake Ruby Granger name rather than her real name) for the longest time, for example.

I have no interest in doxxing her, so I'm not gonna say what to Google, but it is really easy to find with information that's been provided in her content. Personally I was only curious to know where she lived since it adds additional context and contradictions to some of her lies and the weirder things she does in her content, like getting a taxi to work when it's practically round the corner from her.

I've never dreamt about Ruby, but I feel like if you spend your waking hours doing something a lot, it's likely to seep into your dreams. If you binge-watch a TV show, you might dream about it, and if you watch a lot of content regularly from an influencer, the same's true there, too. I don't think it's a sign that anyone's building a shrine to Ruby in their attic.

See, this makes sense, thanks. I didn't know she had released information about herself previously, because I really didn't find anything online.

Did you really go out of your way to visit this thread and call us creeps?

No, love. I visit these threads because I'm interested in Ruby's content, as Griftwood said - like everyone here, and thought it was weird that non-public information was being mentioned very casually as if it were casually accessible, which I don't think it is.

Relax, no one's out to get you, you're not going on a list, we're all allowed to remark on what we think is strange or not.

EDIT -

I wasn’t concern trolling, just pointing out that Tattle is hardly the weirdest reaction to Ruby’s online presence.

And I disagreed and was clearly lighthearted/jokey about the dream posts... I don't know how what I said was concern trolling. Not to play mod, but for the sake of keeping the thread tight, not gonna keep going back and forth about who the REAL creeps in Ruby's life are, seems like a weird race to the bottom when I was specifically mentioning her address seeming like common knowledge here.

 

[coldestofspirits]

Watson has a new celebrity booze brand with her brother to shill so I doubt she'll be hanging around in oxford coffee shops like Ruby plans to.

She’ll probably be in London and at Soho Farmhouse

 

[coldestofspirits]

I wasn’t concern trolling, just pointing out that Tattle is hardly the weirdest reaction to Ruby’s online presence.

 

[coldestofspirits]

Sorry, @Eileen.G999 Mustn’t be naughty with the other girls on Tattle or might have to write lines in detention! (Rubert’s take.)

 

[Corneilya]

A bit off topic, but not exactly. Does anyone ever watch Diary of Andrea? She is the Norwegian "friend" that Ruby mentions and has met once irl. Andrea just celebrated her 20th birthday and these were my takeaways from it, in comparison to Ruby.

Andrea is 3 years younger than Ruby, and sometimes that age shows, but overall, she is a lot more mature. She often lives away from home for long periods of time due to schooling and never whines about it. She drives, she paints nicely, has a clean kitchen and home, very neat and tidy, she had a party with about 8 other girls who all looked their age and no one was playing dress up or twirling in fields. She has real friends with a real life. They were dancing to music and acting like normal late teens/early adults, not playing out a scene from Matilda! I also could not help but notice the few sweet gifts she received. Some water paints, which she was thrilled with, being an artist, 2 matching mugs, a pretty plate, and then....a book of A Little Princess. I am pretty sure we know who sent that one. She looked less than thrilled about receiving it, to say the least, and while she showed it, she didn't say anything about it. Especially after her speech about no longer hiding behind being a teenager and time to act like an adult. Sorry, Rubes....not everyone wants to cling to their 8 year old self! I think Andrea wants to embrace her future, not linger in the past, something Ruby could certainly learn a wise lesson from.

Andrea is what Ruby should try to be.

 

[Eileen.G999]

Yes, we had them in Germany too and I loved them as a kid!

unrelated but is there a german equvalant to tattle life?

 

[judgingyourlife]

Not sure about alcoholism, but I think her blog post about dry january illustrates some sort of dependence

Spoiler: link

Dry Jan

I haven't tried this before, as usually I feel like I need alcohol to get me through the first month of the year but this year, my husband begged me to join him for 'Dry Jan' and said that I would thank him for it afterwards. 'Yeah, right,' I thought. The first week was hell. I craved that glass...

www.whatapalaver.co

That's interesting. Did she write that whilst drunk? There are so many errors, does she not proofread her work?

 

[noodlehead1]

Okay okay. We‘ve been talking about this a thousand times - I‘ve been responsible for at least half of them. But excuse me, I want to throw up.

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Of course, nails grow, polish chips, life is much more than overly groomed nails. But for fuck sake, that’s disgusting. And I have a high tolerance in real life concerning what I consider to be inappropriate nail hygiene. But just cut of the long ass pieces of nail that your polish has chipped of anyway?!

I just don’t understand how her nails physically grow that way.
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Tbf in England you don’t need a reason to go on the pill. You can just say you don’t want to get pregnant and off you go with a prescription with no further questioning.

Edited because I misread/understood what you were saying. I’m in the uk too but I didn’t go for pregnancy reasons so I didn’t know they just gave it out like that to people who presumably aren’t sexually active so I thought she would need to find some other way/reason

 

[crowleyskeeper1]

Why's she bought a new iPad when she already has one that clearly works? Why did she waste money on one of those smart cases if she wants to use the pencil???

Why didn't she use the Apple trade in and student programmes that they have to get a heavily discounted iPad and pencil in one?

She's infuriating

I don't own any Apple products, but to be fair, I did buy a Surface Laptop 4 last year when I already had a working Chromebook because I was tired of having to manually install and setup software that wasn't native to the device. I don't know which iPad she upgraded from and I hate to defend Ruby, but Apple does have the issue with slowing down devices and taking away features that they include in new upgrades after updates.

 

[Meteorite22]

One fateful evening, after a long day of investigation, Emelia returns home to find her mummy in a bit of a tipsy state, laughing as she swirls around with her glass of wine in hand. "Emelia, darling, you won't believe what happened today!" Mrs. Sinclair exclaims with a merry grin.

Emelia is used to her mummy's antics but still approaches her with concern. "What happened, mummy?"

"I was trying to demonstrate a dance move I saw on TV, but I slipped down the stairs and ended up rolling like a tumbleweed!" Mrs. Sinclair giggles, attempting to mimic her little mishap, but stopping herself just in time. "Oh, it was hilarious!"

Emelia can't help but smile at her mummy's infectious laughter. "You should be more careful, mummy. I don't want you getting hurt."

"Oh, don't you worry, my dear," Mrs. Sinclair assures her, taking another sip of her drink. "I've had my fair share of tumbles and bumps. A few bruises never stopped me from having fun!"

As the night wears on, Emelia tucks her mummy into bed, making sure she's comfortable and safe. However, little does she know that another misadventure awaits Mrs. Sinclair.

In the middle of the night, a loud crash startles Emelia awake. She rushes to her mummy's room to find her sprawled on the floor, having fallen from her bed. Emelia helps her up and checks for any injuries, relieved to find nothing more than a few bumps and bruises.

"I told you to be careful, mummy," Emelia scolds gently, trying to hide her worry.

"I know, I know," Mrs. Sinclair replies with a sheepish smile. "But you know me, darling. Gracefulness isn't my strongest suit."

Emelia helps her mummy back to bed and stays by her side until she falls asleep. It's in moments like these that Emelia realizes how much she cares for her mummy and how much she cherishes their unique bond.

As the days pass, Emelia continues her investigations, while her mummy tries her best to avoid any further mishaps. But fate has its own plans. One afternoon, as Emelia returns home from school, she finds her mummy stuck on top of the iron gate at the front of their house.

"Mummy, what on earth happened?" Emelia asks, rushing to her mummy's aid.

"I was trying to show the neighbors that I could do a cool stunt, but I got stuck," Mrs. Sinclair admits, her cheeks flushed with embarrassment.

With a combination of laughter and concern, Emelia helps her mummy down from the gate. "You really are one-of-a-kind, mummy. But maybe let's stick to less risky endeavors from now on, okay?"

Mrs. Sinclair chuckles, giving her daughter a playful wink. "You're right, my clever girl. I'll leave the daring adventures to you."

This very funny take on Ruby and mummy Granger makes me wonder if her mother keeps her blood alcohol high to numb the pain from all those accidents? (Yeah, don't question that logic too hard )

 

[Binx]

I know its been said before, but how much was her course again?

 

[noodlehead1]

I bet the topic of periods etc. is too embarrassing for her. I was embarrassed when I got my period for the first time at 12 and I didn't know how to tell my mother. lol I knew I would get my period at some point but I was embarrassed nonetheless. But that was in the late 90s and people didn't talk about stuff like this so openly like they do now.

Since Ruby is a Victorian Ghost Child (yes, capital letters), she probably thinks periods are bad or some evil thing.

I'm on the pill and don't get my period (which is a huge relief), so I don't need any sanitary pads to take with me. But I don't think Ruby is on the pill. haha

Very similar to you I started at 10 and was too awkward to tell my mum. Now I’m on the pill and don’t get periods. Maybe she does take the pill so she can live in her teenage body state forever. If she has a private family doctor and they’re rich af I think it can be managed without an actual medical reason.

 

[emmer_moans]

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WHAT on earth is this weird shifty eyed expression she keeps doing?! it drives me bonkers

also, does anyone get annoyed at the way she says “this day”? she’s constantly saying shit like “i went to the shop this day” when i swear you would need to say “ON this day”

Yes, the "this day" nonsense is annoying.

 

[AnnaFleur]

In her latest what's in my uni bag video, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HER THUMB NAIL!!?? I mean her actual nail. Did/ does she bite her nails at all? I've bitten my nails for as long as I can remember, I hate it but when I can manage to let them grow they don't look like hers?

Please, someone correct me if she has some sort of condition that would make them grow that way, but I'm sorry, that specific thumbnail looked revolting.

 

[Deeandra2020]

"Internship work". Does that mean her so called teaching job was just an internship?

Lol by the looks of it this must've been an old piece of footage

 

[Daredevil]

Yeah in an indian restaurant I had a really nice dessert. I think it was called Gajar Ka Halwa. It was similar to your description. Grated down and sort of caramelised in the pan. And then served with a north indian style icecream. Very syrupy and soft and nice with the cream. Off topic lol but felt like sharing that because it was so damn delicious.

It’s really yummy