Ruby Granger #35 Hello, it's Flu-bee!

[DrinaM]

Bruh I thought she’d just made a normal collar and I was like tbh that’s not bad for a first attempt, and then she turned around and BAM caped crusader. Massive jumpscare

yes! And she didn't even have the decency to answer the question on everyone's lips: Why?
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What the actual duck? This tiktok is the most unsatisfying thing I've ever seen/heard. The spills, the sounds. Its got everything thats unpleasant. Machine whirring, ice clanking, tit being bashed around.

 

[opal73]

I don't think she takes it too seriously because she wasn't seriously looking for a job anyway. I think her using the Granger last name and listing all those things is just so her fans will think that she was a prodigy who was able to balance a ton of activities with her academics. It seems to be mostly a vanity CV rather than a professional one.
Plus, whatever jobs she could potentially get are through connections she already has (her current job, for example). And Sixteenth plays a role in this, too.

Exactly this, I think she sees LinkedIn like goodreads, just another social media where she can brag about what's she's done and how scholarly she is. Because I think if she was serious she would use her real name at least.

Bruh I thought she’d just made a normal collar and I was like tbh that’s not bad for a first attempt, and then she turned around and BAM caped crusader. Massive jumpscare

If she turns the collar around she'd be wearing a huge bib lol

 

[gossip_guy]

She's definitely been on Tattle again.

After the discussion on here about her always being TWALVE YAAHR SOLD in every one of her random fabricated stories about how precocious and special she is, she suddenly, for the first time, told a story where something happened to her when she was THARTEEN.

And now she's back on TikTok, posting non-stop ads, one of which starts with her claiming she got an AMMILY DICKENSUN collection for her THARTEENTH BARTHDAY. The collection is suspiciously pristine and Ruby somehow remembers her THARTEETH BARTHDAY like it was yesterday, so it's all clearly bull.

Pro tip, Rubert: If you're going to make tit up, at least vary the age. Replacing TWALVE with THARTEEN every time doesn't make it any more believable or make your life seem any less small if every tiny (fictional) event you feel is worth mentioning happened before you were 14.

You know what would have been a better "eco move"? Not shredding a small tree and constantly sending bulky cardboard boxes full of free tit by mail to a wealthy influencer who can buy their own food.

If you insist on giving this entitled fuckwit more free stuff to feature in undeclared ads, why not send just her an e-voucher for mummy to collect a free jar from Waitrose without all this packaging waste?

 

[DrinaM]

Its just hit me:
1. What an actual waste of time, designing a layout on her tablet for the tea cupboard. Just tidy that tit up?
2. How bleeping rude. Keeping all that tea in her parent's cupboard, in such a messy state.
3. She acts like its HER kitchen. Her onscreen text says 'I own a LOT of tea'. Get your own kitchen then, brat.

 

[pinkmug]

Its just hit me:
1. What an actual waste of time, designing a layout on her tablet for the tea cupboard. Just tidy that tit up?
2. How bleeping rude. Keeping all that tea in her parent's cupboard, in such a messy state.
3. She acts like its HER kitchen. Her onscreen text says 'I own a LOT of tea'. Get your own kitchen then, brat.

Right? This is wild to me. Her room is full of utter junk, she could just declutter it for good, stop hoarding an entire warehouse full of clothes she had when she was TWALVE just to show they still fit, get rid of dust collecting books she never reads and buy a damn cabinet to store all her personal stuff instead of piling it all in the cupboards downstairs.

If she made an honest (lol) video of parting with stuff she neither needs nor loves and donated them to someone who actually will use them, I'd love to watch that. Instead she'll move the place of the bed for the 6th time, buy another bib looking collar and pretend she's at Mallory Towers.

She has no love or care for anything she owns, it's truly jarring to see how she keeps and uses her belongings.

 

[Satisfying Click]

I think her parents want her out but are seeing the consequences of indulging and raising a 'genius' child who rarely heard the word 'no', so are resigned to Ruby's need to reorganise things (when it suits Ruby) or make a mess (when it suits Ruby).

 

[vwxyz]

She's definitely been on Tattle again.

After the discussion on here about her always being TWALVE YAAHR SOLD in every one of her random fabricated stories about how precocious and special she is, she suddenly, for the first time, told a story where something happened to her when she was THARTEEN.

I usually feel like having a good understanding of Ruby's personality traits and ways of thinking, but this is something I don't get about her. She comes across as highly concerned about other people's opinion of her (to the point where she invents an entire online persona), but she does seem to be able to cope with the fact that Tattle exists.
I was a bit like Ruby in the sense that I used to be unhealthily obsessed with other people's opinion about me (which btw I think partly results from you not knowing yourself and therefore only seeing yourself through the eyes of someone else) and I can tell you, if I had read such threads about myself I would have either completely vanished from the online world or I would have started to be extremely careful about not to "feed" the tattlers. So I'm surprised about this strange combination of mental instability and ability to keep doing the same tit despite people mocking you so much ...

 

[Satisfying Click]

I usually feel like having a good understanding of Ruby's personality traits and ways of thinking, but this is something I don't get about her. She comes across as highly concerned about other people's opinion of her (to the point where she invents an entire online persona), but she does seem to be able to cope with the fact that Tattle exists.

I think Ruby is so assured of her superiority (Erimentha's character was arrogant to the point of obnoxious), she has probably self-soothed with the idea that we're all neanderthals who party and drink too much ethanol.

 

[Deeznutslol]

I think Ruby is so assured of her superiority (Erimentha's character was arrogant to the point of obnoxious), she has probably self-soothed with the idea that we're all neanderthals who party and drink too much ethanol.

Also going back to her linkedin, I noticed she included the fact that she write the Erimentha book on there

 

[gossip_guy]

She also chose to highlight her charity work with the Holocaust Memorial Day Trust and her supposedly building a memorial in her school, which is a bold move considering any prospective employer can Google "Ruby Granger Holocaust Memorial" for further details and the first page is just loaded with controversy.

 

[vwxyz]

I think Ruby is so assured of her superiority (Erimentha's character was arrogant to the point of obnoxious), she has probably self-soothed with the idea that we're all neanderthals who party and drink too much ethanol.

Spoiler: OT

Yeah that's a good point. I think I was projecting too much of myself onto her. I also had some kind of superiority complex, but the conviction that it's just wrong assumptions wouldn't have made me ignore gossip like she does. I wanted people to know the "truth" which wasn't what they were saying ... I only started to improve my character when I started to take other people's opinions more seriously, so it's terrible to watch how she just shuts down all criticism. Even though it's good to have the ability to do what you want despite people disliking it.

Oh wow I can do OT alerts now, feeling technically productive

 

[irunforfun]

I think Ruby is so assured of her superiority (Erimentha's character was arrogant to the point of obnoxious), she has probably self-soothed with the idea that we're all neanderthals who party and drink too much ethanol.

I am reminded of her responses to feedback for her uni modules. The marker was obviously wrong with any criticism. I imagine tattle is given the same treatment. Ruby knows more than anyone else in the world and anyone who disagrees with anything she says or does is wrong. Silly little people.

 

[figgypud]

The beetroot latte tiktok is so funny to me because you can tangibly see Ruby's thought process.

Ah yes, I'll use a teacup because it's pretty, I'll use beetroot powder because it's colourful, I'll loudly froth the mixture and clink the ice because that's what people on the internet find satisfying!

But she has no practical sense of making content because the teacup has a wider brim than the glass she's going to drink out of so it slops everywhere, the ice is huge and struggles to get into the glass, the frothing just serves no purpose for the drink, and who the hell has beetroot powder at home anyway? Why is everything she consumes in powder form? And why does she furiously stab the concoction at the end like it's a tit that won't go down?

 

[lululaylah]

Nah she for real is trolling. The way she stabbed at the glass and ice with her glass straw was ridiculously aggressive and someone mentioned that just a few days ago…

 

[Redrose97]

I'm actually so bothered with how messy she is with that Beetroot latte video with how much she spills things and just leaves the mess. You think for a video she would at least given the counter a wipe if she spilt. She says that she's so tidy and organised, she'd at least give the counter a wipe before going back to film something. She is performativly tidy and organised to fit in with the good student image she has, isn't she?

And what is with her slamming objects down or stabbing things with a straw just asmr i don't want!

 

[CatCafe234]

Ruby’s single-handedly creating a whole new genre of ASMR where the intention is to make you as anxious as possible whilst you listen to it.

 

[pinkmug]

She says that she's so tidy and organised

One look at her bedroom is enough to prove this is poppycocks though. Her hands and work surface is filthy, there is a natural history museum's worth of dead bugs lying about, her bedding seems to be changed biannually (twice a year or once every two years? you decide), she actually appears to be breeding dust bunnies... The state of her entire living area stresses me out. Fair enough if she owned it and confessed that she's a sloppy mess but the persistent claim of being this super clean type A headgirl is infuriating.

 

[gossip_guy]

She's dropped another bleak, dreary photo dump on Insta with a PONKERPODDITIFTI ad, and there's an entry that appears to say "mark essays"...

I mean, most of the list is clearly a work of fiction (she's tasked herself with doing lots of PP "admin" despite having no actual role in the company) so this is undoubtedly her trying to massively embellish her school role right on cue.

But god, the thought of some poor b getting their A-grade essay mismarked to a B/C because Little Miss Malaproprism can't understand basic language...

 

[otravlen]

I know it's nothing major to be criticised over but has anyone else noticed her recent fixation of using >>> after everything? I know the meaning behind it but, what's it gonna be next girly

Not returning charity money >>>
Hoarding dead flies >>>
Not washing your bedding >>>

 

[Larancia]

I'm actually so bothered with how messy she is with that Beetroot latte video with how much she spills things and just leaves the mess.

I havent seen it until now and her "turn camera on, pour something, turn it off, turn on again pour another thing, turn off again" style really bothered me.

I think its the 2 seconds everytime she re-starts the video and checks if it has started and camera loosing focus and refocusing every damn time she poured something