Ruby Granger #35 Hello, it's Flu-bee!

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Blue_Letters

Blue_Letters

Griftwood said:
”I love sealing my letters like this” Like what? By making an unholy mess of a candle (NB not a ”candlestick”!) in the last two minutes of its sad, sad life on your windowsill, together with all the wasted potential of several unlit matches that never got to go out in a literal blaze of glory but are instead being forced to eke out an indeterminate shadow of an existence in ignominy, before you finally manage to clean up your desk, perhaps on the day of your biennial sheets-changing?

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Pyroobert preparing to write letters probably
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I like to imagine she just leaves unlit matches around for the thrill that they might catch fire
 
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Wake up, wake up, Ruby's just dropped a new reel aaaaaand it's her morning routine! Do you expect anything new or original? No, if you watched her morning routine video, it's the same! Same clips, same BS talk and same pretentiousness. Here we have no idea what she does later in the day, I think it's cut quite nicely though? I mean the video was too long for the content she gave us, so for a reel, it's almost perfect.
 
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PONKIN PODDOTIFFTI = "Permanent Productivity." That's one hell of a funny misnomer for a brand that won't be around much longer.
 
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PONKIN PODDOTIFFTI = "Permanent Productivity." That's one hell of a funny misnomer for a brand that won't be around much longer.
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Had to do a double-take when I saw the number of the chapter she planned to write, because the way she has written that down looks like one giant number and tbh I wouldn't even be surprised if she was writing chapter 190200210220230240 at this point
 
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Green Lion said:
Had to do a double-take when I saw the number of the chapter she planned to write, because the way she has written that down looks like one giant number and tbh I wouldn't even be surprised if she was writing chapter 190200210220230240 at this point
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Ruby: "Oiy desoigned this planner moiysalf, januinely! Oiy desoigned it tyoo have avverything I needed!"
Also Ruby: (Keeps having to add extra circle tickboxes all over the place because she didn't design this and it clearly doesn't suit her purposes whenever she pretends to use it.)
 
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anakinskywalkers

Green Lion said:
Had to do a double-take when I saw the number of the chapter she planned to write, because the way she has written that down looks like one giant number and tbh I wouldn't even be surprised if she was writing chapter 190200210220230240 at this point
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We’ll be on thread 190200210 and she’ll still be doing the same old tit
 
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GreyColouredLens said:
Wake up, wake up, Ruby's just dropped a new reel aaaaaand it's her morning routine! Do you expect anything new or original? No, if you watched her morning routine video, it's the same! Same clips, same BS talk and same pretentiousness. Here we have no idea what she does later in the day, I think it's cut quite nicely though? I mean the video was too long for the content she gave us, so for a reel, it's almost perfect.
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Lmao at the comments on yt
 

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Griftwood said:
”I love sealing my letters like this” Like what? By making an unholy mess of a candle (NB not a ”candlestick”!) in the last two minutes of its sad, sad life on your windowsill, together with all the wasted potential of several unlit matches that never got to go out in a literal blaze of glory but are instead being forced to eke out an indeterminate shadow of an existence in ignominy, before you finally manage to clean up your desk, perhaps on the day of your biennial sheets-changing?

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Is the letter on the floor? Then it might be a hair from her dog or from a broom or brush... I hope!
 
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I’m not sure it’s a hair, I think it‘s a stringy bit of wax? Sealing letters with wax is another of those things that Ruby seems to do a lot without any noticeable improvement.
 
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Griftwood

Griftwood

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I’m not sure it’s a hair, I think it‘s a stringy bit of wax? Sealing letters with wax is another of those things that Ruby seems to do a lot without any noticeable improvement.
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That’s what I thought too, but the alternative was too funny not to go with 😂 OT I once looked down at the conference room table in the middle of a meeting at work and there was a short curly hair on it. This was a Monday, and there was also a bracelet found in the room that everyone insisted was not theirs. From then on, I started believing the rumours about my then boss.
 
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