It seems she has started. I saw a reply she made to a comment on her latest video. She told the commenter that she is loving working at the school.
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Does that mean we can expect a "week/day in my life as a teacher" vlog in the next few days
I saw that and she said something like ‘I am loving it, honestly’, which seemed a bit disingenuous to me. Normally when Ruby says REARHLY and HONESTLY it means the complete opposite.
"WOTAVVER DYOO YOO MEAN?! Oiy PROMISE YOU, oiy TRYOOLY LOHV moiy traditional job! JANUINELY!"
Little miss ”I know all the words” once again can’t spell her way out of a paper bag. It’s ”paraskevidekatriaphobia”, not ”paraskevadekatkriaphobia”!
I'm not sure what I love more:
That she posted that rambling mess of utterly embarrassing, pointless crap.
That the very long, unusual word she desperately wanted us to believe she knew by heart was one she got completely wrong.
That the punchline to the whole needlessly long "Didjoo knyow?" post that nobody asked for was that it was an ad for Miss Patina all along.
Isn't it also Cain, who killed Abel - and not Cane?
maybe he was killed with a cane?Isn't it also Cain, who killed Abel - and not Cane?
Worth mentioning they do a Creative Writing masters, however! I'm looking at them myself... it's only part-time, but I suppose that may suit her better? More time to scurry home after a busy three days away from mummy and daddy.
she tries so hard to seem endearing and mysterious but she’s honestly just so weird 
Her vids are getting so repetitive and boring I can’t even snark at them anymore. She looks dead inside
"more of a mind cottage" tehe you're so quirky girlie
Her mind palace/cottage/whatever the name would be for a building just large enough to house a walnut.
i’m muslim go to an islamic school, we had a talk by ruby about academics (mainly uni stuff since we are sixth form) and she started talking about christmas and asking about what we get up to on christmas 
none of us celebrate christmas it was so weird
none of us celebrate christmas it was so weirdhahahahahahahaha what. that sounds equal parts hilarious and embarassing, like some culturally insensitive thing Micheal Scott would do on The Office.
did anyone respond?
did anyone respond?
You cannot leave us like that. Please, tell us everything!i’m muslim go to an islamic school, we had a talk by ruby about academics (mainly uni stuff since we are sixth form) and she started talking about christmas and asking about what we get up to on christmas
Yes, thats the one lol
aw tit that is the cringest thing ive ever seen
Spill. The. Tea. All of it, I think we all need a story time from you.i’m muslim go to an islamic school, we had a talk by ruby about academics (mainly uni stuff since we are sixth form) and she started talking about christmas and asking about what we get up to on christmas
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Never in the same place twice and often spontaneously grow, move, change shape, disappear and reappear at multiple points in the same video.
Sometimes they're not there, sometimes a gigantic mole has spontaneously appeared on her nose. Sometimes they're dots, sometimes they're smeared lines, sometimes there's some kind of weird snail drawn on her nose.
As with everything she lies about, she puts no effort into making this remotely believable or consistent.
Cosmetic freckles are super popular nowadays, and we live in an age where people routinely change the entire structure of their face using makeup contouring, so there's nothing stopping her from just saying "I don't really have freckles, but I love how they look, so I add some on as part of my makeup routine".
It'd still look ridiculous because of the lack of effort and consistency, and it'd still be obviously part of her sad, desperate precocious child cosplay, but overall, people wouldn't care. Pretending that they're real every time only draws more attention to how stupid it is, how dishonest she is about everything and how fake everything about her is. She'll never stop being her own worst enemy.
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