Ruby Granger #35 Hello, it's Flu-bee!

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omg Her new video.

1. Still proving to us that not only can she not light a candle properly, she also hasn't got enough air in her consumptive lungs to blow a single flame out. Also cannot sleep. Hello Anxiety.
2. Sees dog. Talks and calls to dog. Dog runs away.
3. Sees mother. Talks and calls to Mother. Mother looks up with angry "can't you give me any peace?" eyes and takes a deep breath. Not happy to be entertaining her daughter for yet another semester or 2, or 5, or another decade.
4. Unclaimed ads everywhere. Tea, her planner, Kombucha drink, and her dream of a Waterstones sponsorship.
5. List, lists and more lists. List everything you can. Of course, by the time you have listed all these things, you could have actually done them twice over, as well as a bunch of other things and been even more productive than, well, making more lists.
6. New Year's resolutions. Goes on and on about how it is okay to fail in making resolutions or keeping up with them. Obviously this is for herself, not actually for anyone else, because most people don't fret about it, either way.
7. Her actual resolutions. Go to bed and get up earlier. Get a better routine. Write more. Well, aren't those challenging! This woman has no goals.
8. The sadness of her collar. WTF is going on here? A white piece of material cut out like a kid who was just introduced to scissors? Fraying, nothing sewed except perhaps frantically the blue ribbon to tie this piece of crap on? What the?
9. Just another flyby, badly edited, choppy and useless video from the most boring YouTuber ever. For someone who is so into productivity, she is a complete waste of time.
 
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omg Her new video.

1. Still proving to us that not only can she not light a candle properly, she also hasn't got enough air in her consumptive lungs to blow a single flame out. Also cannot sleep. Hello Anxiety.
2. Sees dog. Talks and calls to dog. Dog runs away.
3. Sees mother. Talks and calls to Mother. Mother looks up with angry "can't you give me any peace?" eyes and takes a deep breath. Not happy to be entertaining her daughter for yet another semester or 2, or 5, or another decade.
4. Unclaimed ads everywhere. Tea, her planner, Kombucha drink, and her dream of a Waterstones sponsorship.
5. List, lists and more lists. List everything you can. Of course, by the time you have listed all these things, you could have actually done them twice over, as well as a bunch of other things and been even more productive than, well, making more lists.
6. New Year's resolutions. Goes on and on about how it is okay to fail in making resolutions or keeping up with them. Obviously this is for herself, not actually for anyone else, because most people don't fret about it, either way.
7. Her actual resolutions. Go to bed and get up earlier. Get a better routine. Write more. Well, aren't those challenging! This woman has no goals.
8. The sadness of her collar. WTF is going on here? A white piece of material cut out like a kid who was just introduced to scissors? Fraying, nothing sewed except perhaps frantically the blue ribbon to tie this piece of crap on? What the?
9. Just another flyby, badly edited, choppy and useless video from the most boring YouTuber ever. For someone who is so into productivity, she is a complete waste of time.
It's just popped up on my YouTube front page. Should I watch it or should I run away screaming? :LOL:
 
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Not Ruby sharing a picture of her reading Prince Harry’s book Spare because it’s a page that mentioned Shakespeare 💀
 
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also wtf is this “collar”, I’m guessing this is something she made herself by unevenly freehand cutting a piece of fabric and just thinking that was good enough? Newsflash Roogedy Ann, it’s not and you’re looking sloppy.

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...And this is why last year Miu Miu chose to fray the fabric on their micro mini skirts rather than on their Peter Pan collars :LOL: It looks so wonky, I can't believe she is my age and went on camera with that on.
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lol I can’t 😂 in her new video, she shows a ”makeup routine” that starts with full-on fake freckles, presumably to try and convince us that they’re real 😂

also wtf is this “collar”, I’m guessing this is something she made herself by unevenly freehand cutting a piece of fabric and just thinking that was good enough? Newsflash Roogedy Ann, it’s not and you’re looking sloppy.

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OMG - that outfit. Essence of the Sound of Music. The hills are alive with fakeness
 
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She's going to turn up to the school wearing crumbled cardigans, velvet 'cooo-lottes' and unbrushed hair, isn't she? 😬
 
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My partner has asked if Ruby has become a teacher just to slog her planners to the students as her constant ads weren't working 🤣. Also do you think that she would have realised how scruffy she was looking at the end with the wonky ribbon ans the loose threads before she started filming. How long is it going to be until she goes to school like that?
 
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I just realized she shows herself making her terrible collar in the intro. Love how shes wearing that needle-cushion on her sleeve to act all like a professional seamstress or sth, while cutting some fabric on her bed, presumably with kitchen scissors or sth...

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also, she actually used a sewing machine to make the dreadful thing. She actually made the effort the get the machine, put it on her desk etc. just to do the worst, most effortless job ever on the collar. I'm amazed. I cant even being to think of a part of the collar on which the sewing machine could have been used, since there is not a single proper seam visible.

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Edit: apparently she also started to plan "lesson one", wrote "resources" on her checklist and the next thing we see is her scrolling pinterest. So this is the extend of her preparing a lesson. I'm amazed. Wish I was paid to mash random pinterest inspo-pics onto a powerpoint and probably copy-paste the sparknotes on wutherin heights.

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This was like one of those 'unsatisfying things' vids:

I am wondering a) how easy it is to find this forum - if it pops up right after googling Ruby's name, then chances are someone will at least read what we're chatting about here? b) if there's a chance Ruby finds a new favorite fake aesthetic concerning teaching which she obsesses so much about that she keeps teaching despite hating it. There's so much she's able to force herself to do if only it results in some nice aesthetic.
It is sooo easy to find this forum. I remember watching one of her videos and pretty much immediately googling her name and a point of curiosity (won't mention it here). All of the results were various tattle life threads. Her students are going to find this forum easily and I hope they join!
 

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Only snoop on here but the Oxford masters is confirmed, I highlighted in red😂 *act surprised* I’ll probably cry laughing if she gets rejected again.
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Only snoop on here but the Oxford masters is confirmed, I highlighted in red😂 *act surprised* I’ll probably cry laughing if she gets rejected again.
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omg nooo. Why would she do this to herself? I knew she was freaking out over the Masters application just a bit more than is usual for a Masters Application. Its interesting that she didn't mention it in her videos. Except here, by accident lol
 
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i was actually surprised when she said that her ny resolution is to have a night routine. all her videos are routines. so is she saying.... it's fake ? *pretends to be shocked*

her non-goals are boring, her collar looked like a torn dishcloth.. and her teaching job is the worst idea ever. back in my high school/middle school it would be enough of a reason to bully her for the fact that her surname is BONES. but no. she has a tik-tok, youtube, instagram filled with cringeworthy content. I wouldn't be surprised if the all too knowing algorythm is going to recommend a "what would hermione granger pack for a vacay" video when she tries to show something on youtube during a lecture.
 
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omg nooo. Why would she do this to herself? I knew she was freaking out over the Masters application just a bit more than is usual for a Masters Application. Its interesting that she didn't mention it in her videos. Except here, by accident lol
I remember in a q&a or assumptions video I think? She stated she was interested in a Cambridge masters so I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s applying to it still alongside Oxford which is just further adding to her stress. I think it’s pretty safe to say that any other unis she’s possibly applied to apart from Oxbridge are all RG unis relatively near her. Wouldn’t be shocked if she’s applied to Exeter again as a ‘back up’ too
 
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I remember in a q&a or assumptions video I think? She stated she was interested in a Cambridge masters so I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s applying to it still alongside Oxford which is just further adding to her stress. I think it’s pretty safe to say that any other unis she’s possibly applied to apart from Oxbridge are all RG unis relatively near her. Wouldn’t be shocked if she’s applied to Exeter again as a ‘back up’ too
I've heard that Cambridge has a slightly higher acceptance rate than Oxford with regards to Masters. Not much higher though.
Only snoop on here but the Oxford masters is confirmed, I highlighted in red😂 *act surprised* I’ll probably cry laughing if she gets rejected again.
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I can't believe she annotated the top part with 'wonderful when you read these. It reminds one how human, and similar people in the 16c are'. Girl, what?? So is she saying that people in the 16c were all human and similar? And how wonderful it is to be reminded of that? If I was interviewing her, my follow up question would be, 'so, why is it wonderful to remember that?'
 
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I've heard that Cambridge has a slightly higher acceptance rate than Oxford with regards to Masters. Not much higher though.

I can't believe she annotated the top part with 'wonderful when you read these. It reminds one how human, and similar people in the 16c are'. Girl, what?? So is she saying that people in the 16c were all human and similar? And how wonderful it is to be reminded of that? If I was interviewing her, my follow up question would be, 'so, why is it wonderful to remember that?'
There is no interview for an English literature masters at Oxford afaik. I think it’s likely she will get in.. there is around 65 places per course and only around 75 applicants (that does vary by specific course though). It’s not that competitive providing you have a first. She fits all the criteria on paper…
 
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