Blakeney is back, and Ruby's locked her "BASST FRAND" in mummy and daddy's stanky old camper van with her
so that she never escapes again to promote a gifted book that Ruby clearly didn't read.
Ruby "put together some AMMARICKAN SNACKS" like...(checks notes)...English crisps, English bread, English carrots, English jam, English peanut butter, English biscuits, and a beat-up single packet of Pop Tarts.
"WHAN THIS BOOK GYOT INTANSE, IT GYOT INTANSE."
The fake look of shock I had when Ruby started advertising yet another product she hasn't bothered checking out in full in an embarrassingly half-assed video.
"It was SOCH a gud bock and SOCH a gud day and that is whoiy--[abrupt end to the video]"
This video tells absolutely nothing about the book. Once again, if I were a marketing person who paid Ruby and got this embarrassing mess in return, I'd be clawing that money back. But it does confirm the incredibly funny trend that Blakeney will only reappear in Ruby's life now when there's a gifted product or event on offer.