Ruben Dias #5 Fit as F*ck With Big Strong Arms, Nobody is Immune To His Charms

[VC10]

I very much hope Ruben becomes Portugal captain. They couldn’t do better than him. I really like Ruben Neves from Wolves but I think Dias has more gravitas and leadership.

And sex appeal

 

[Donald23]

Pep this wasn’t discussed, who said you could bench him

 

[sugarfairy23]

How was your evening out @sugarfairy23 ? How was everyone's weekend, and especially @strawberrysunshine_x 's birthday?

Gah, him having a few days with family & friends in the Portuguese sun sounds like quite a dream to me...

Yes it was lovely thank you how’s your weekend been?

 

[sugarfairy23]

On this thread it’s come on Portugal unless they are playing england in which we hope for John and Ruben to tussle
Imagine being one of them contortionists and just unfurling out of his bag mid air
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I might try find a bad stream just to see him shout in portugese

I would pay good money to watch John and Ruben play against each other. There’s a GIF somewhere of them both in the tunnel before a game giving each other evils for no reason that I can’t find but it is very erotic
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And go Tadaaaaaaa





Do you get/have DAZN? They are streaming all the Euro qualifiers.
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Our man's got a trim before the match!

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Okay I thought I preferred scruffy Ruben the most but I think I’ve been swayed back. He looks so clean and fresh 🤍

 

[futbolista]

Ruben is off
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He's on the top form isn't he?? 7 goals in 2 matches

8 !

 

[Donald23]

Good day all! Morning over here. No Ruben dreams but happy winning Ruben is a dream



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Ruben and Josko omg come on Txiki

He didn’t impress me yesterday but the back line would look beautiful

 

[Just Drive]

RLF is coming this time. I can’t handle it alone
View attachment 2030383Got me and LO a treat cos we’re both upset this week

how’s your day looking.

That’s a lovely treat! My day’s okay, thank you. I have a meeting this afternoon. But we’re halfway to Friday thank goodness.

 

[Just Drive]

Where are today's training pics? The Portugal Social Media Team need to step it up.

We desperately need content!

 

[Just Drive]

You’re up early??

Up at my normal time! How was your day?

Hope everyone’s okay.

Gundo's wife has had their baby

I love his name!

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

She so reads here

What makes you say that

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Nah she’s just as thirsty as us, possibly even more

No you’re right it defo even more hahahthat grealish hoe bag one is hilarious as well

 

[Donald23]

@Just Drive Is he at Manchester Arts Gallery or the Whitworth

 

[Just Drive]

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They are relentless!

 

[MissDolly]

Ruben is off
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8 !

That's how good my maths is .. I thought he scored 4 last match

 

[futbolista]

He’s been vying for a goal since he came back from injury
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That must be amazing

Am watching the match in a theatre with other city supporters is so great. I have never met any in the wild before in the USA. So it’s really fun and I’m so happy right now. Can’t wait to go to Etihad one day
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Rúben Koala-tackling Zaha might be my favourite thing in this half.

Need that kind of tackle personally

 

[Donald23]

This is too cute!
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Yeah I was hoping Ruben will pull the kid aside and talk to him and tell him he deserves better but you’re right - hun locations is far more likely!

Or he’s on a recruitment drive. I think Joao can play midfield

 

[Miss Sally]

The split early last year, she kept the dog, lance kept the cash
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I wonder if Bernardo keeps a tally of the days he isn’t bullied
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Didn't know they had split. They still follow each other. Guess their lives are so busy and not have time for each othet

 

[Spectacles]

You’re in deep

If he ever turns up in something like this then I would definitely cringe

 

[Donald23]

Yeah to be fair it’s not the worst thing he’s probably worn. Last night lift Rúben has more than made up for it too

The Burgundy long length coat springs to mind

Spoiler

we need a prayer circle that we don’t get napoli, Ibiza dancer has suddenly become a Napoli fan, I can imagine some dramatic posts of her getting tickets and about connected souls if we draw them

 

[Just Drive]

I think Bernardo was with his ex for a long time so I find guys tend to go shorter with their next relationships or they never marry. I can see Gundo and Bernardo staying with these 2 forever.

kyle is a hot mess. I like him as a player but he could prob stand getting sober and going to therapy. He’s a father, a husband, and someone people look up to. He’s not 20. Bc This behaviour at that age with resources is no longer excusable. It’s crap about the timing of it all. City doesn’t need more news.

Ruben needs to go up the captain ladder - he’s such a proper leader

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Agree with all of this.

How good does he look in that Portugal kit?? Amazing.