Ruben will leave you gashed & scuppered , exhausted & used.He knows what to do with that tongue, and I will accept the beard rash between my arse cheeks as he tongues my arse before fucking me.
The second one.
The clown emoji is an inside joke I think. Bernardo, Cancelo, and Joao Felix will comment with just that emoji on Ruben’s posts sometimes. Bernardo and Cancelo roasted him in the comments after the Portugal Men’s Health photoshoot so I think they’re just joking with each other.Poor Bernardo Bae looks worried sick. Ruben has put a clown face on the instagram story showing this picture, Jack has also done the same in the past on a Bernardo pic![]()
If you’re into role play rubes I’m here for it
I def think Ivan was his dateI just realized something. Do you suppose his brother Ivan was his “date” to the party?![]()
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Welcome to the clubYou guys i posted the men’s health shoot in my stories and tagged Ruben and he looked at my story I’m going to die and cry.
The full article, I think he was talking about in his youth, as he was meant to be quite a party boy at benfica![]()
For Manchester City’s Rúben Dias, Leading Comes Naturally
In an exclusive interview, Dias discusses leadership on and off the field, the intensity of the Premier League and the unsung hero who helped him.www.forbes.com
I am irrationally angry at all the women who got to shag this man. UNFAIR.Someone on Twitter wrote he was the top shagger thereunderneath the tweet about it
It’s the way he braces hands when he hugs someone!! That’s the perfect word to describe him! He is completely intense!!He even hugs hard. He brushes his teeth intensely. He is so INTENSE. This is is why I would love a part 2 of a day in the life of Ruben. We saw his morning routine but now I want to see his night routine. He has to turn his brain off to some degree and I want to know how. Sex? Films? Non-football books? Cooking? Video games? Guilty pleasure reality tv?
Even Pep plays golf and watches basketball sometimes.
Fuck me, he is not real.
I agree with that. Everyone else probably wore track suits then changed in flight. I can see Ruben being in a suit the whole time and staying unrumpled and unwrinkled.He is totally the kind of guy to wear a suit on flight.
Armband looks good on him.
Unreal. People being rough with him as much as he is with them... he seems to like itMmmmm those muscles again![]()
Oh my fuck!!!Can’t breath omg