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VC10

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Climb on Ruben....... 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Every sinew on that Man's muscle-toned body stands out.

he must be fucking magnificent in bed🥵🥵🥵🥵🍆💦💦💦💥💥💥
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VC10

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He knows what to do with that tongue, and I will accept the beard rash between my arse cheeks as he tongues my arse before fucking me.
Ruben will leave you gashed & scuppered , exhausted & used.


But he would bring you up a cup of tea after, and stroke you while you drink it 😀❤
 
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Just Drive

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Poor Bernardo Bae looks worried sick. Ruben has put a clown face on the instagram story showing this picture, Jack has also done the same in the past on a Bernardo pic 🤔
The clown emoji is an inside joke I think. Bernardo, Cancelo, and Joao Felix will comment with just that emoji on Ruben’s posts sometimes. Bernardo and Cancelo roasted him in the comments after the Portugal Men’s Health photoshoot so I think they’re just joking with each other.
 
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lou_claire91

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You guys i posted the men’s health shoot in my stories and tagged Ruben and he looked at my story I’m going to die and cry.
Welcome to the club 🤣 his social media team/him look at just about everything he is tagged in! I love clicking on my stories and seeing his name and tick 🤣
 
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Just Drive

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The full article, I think he was talking about in his youth, as he was meant to be quite a party boy at benfica
Someone on Twitter wrote he was the top shagger there 🤣 underneath the tweet about it
I am irrationally angry at all the women who got to shag this man. UNFAIR. :ROFLMAO: That’s why I weirdly love to check the list of whom he follows on IG. Lucky cows. And some don’t even follow him back like WTF.
 
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lou_claire91

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He even hugs hard. He brushes his teeth intensely. He is so INTENSE. This is is why I would love a part 2 of a day in the life of Ruben. We saw his morning routine but now I want to see his night routine. He has to turn his brain off to some degree and I want to know how. Sex? Films? Non-football books? Cooking? Video games? Guilty pleasure reality tv?

Even Pep plays golf and watches basketball sometimes.
It’s the way he braces hands when he hugs someone!! That’s the perfect word to describe him! He is completely intense!!

like he can’t just come back from a match and go to bed, he must do something to help him switch off!!
 
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LurkingAnnie

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Thread number 2, lacking a good thread title, but at least there’s a video of those abs 💙🥵
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Edit: it’s not letting me post the bloody video
 
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Just Drive

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He is totally the kind of guy to wear a suit on flight.
I agree with that. Everyone else probably wore track suits then changed in flight. I can see Ruben being in a suit the whole time and staying unrumpled and unwrinkled.
 
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