Because of course a fancy London hotel jazz evening (all free) calls for a 30+ year old school unitard (not a catsuit). Whilst your husband looks like a chav too!! Desperation!
Anyone else playing school holiday Bingo? She takes the kids to the same places every single holiday (because it's all free) - Roar, Wroxham Barns, Pensthorpe. Other tourist attractions in Norfolk do not exist because they don't give out free tickets.
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