There may be a bar of salted caramel chocolate secreted in my bedside drawer.I don't have ME and I have emergancy snacks in the bedroom 🫣
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There may be a bar of salted caramel chocolate secreted in my bedside drawer.I don't have ME and I have emergancy snacks in the bedroom 🫣
Those translation services on google are next level!I’d forgotten about RSM and it was blissful but then this thread popped up when I was looking for the new JM one (I’ve been BUSY). I’m still catching up but is there a chance her cat has hold of her phone?
Those “no one loves me and I haven’t been fed” tweets seem like something my cat might type at 4am and various points for the rest of any given day.
My theory (sorry not sorry for repeating it again)It sounds like she doesn’t get anything until the book is published from the site (although it’s confusing) which makes this whole thing even more baffling. At least when JM did the kickstarter thing she’d got a lump sum from it so the grift made sense, this just seems bizarre.
This is her mastodon https://mstdn.social/@RoadsideMumShe has Mastadon in her Twitter profile. I don't have an account there but checked Bluesky
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Anyone able to do the same on Mastadon?
Just like her children's schooling, eh readers?Looks like it hasn't been updated since November 2022
I feel like she must have had elements that were real just based on her interactions with others, eg Chartwells and EasyJet would have loved to be able to make her go away by saying something along the lines of “We’ve no record of any of this being true”. Particularly Chartwells who said they’d spoken to the school about the meal thing and that the school had explained it in a confusing manner in their comms to parents, but easyJet as well who continued to engage with her from a public Twitter and clearly there was also a private back and forth instead of replying “we have no record of this incident”.Funnily enough, when she was making all those crass references to her own death the other day, I did wonder if this was the moment that the character known as @roadsidemum had reached the end of its useful lifespan.
I know I'm contradicting what I said the other day, but I think I may now be more in the camp of thinking that this was a largely fictional character. Note how she was savvy enough not to respond to Tattle's coverage of her, unlike the other characters in the JM universe.
It was shared as part of the crowdfunder for her wheelchair - the one where she was going to get her pip and pay it forward. Fast forward 3 years and she gets many thousands back paid but spends it on burger sessions (and I think she bought a couple of bikes for the kids but then roundly ripped them to shreds for not looking after them - also see a £300 toothbrush). Oh - and a new car.There was a photo somewhere (maybe early threads?) of someone at a rally, in a wheelchair, which I'm sure was believed to be her but I can't for the life of me remember the story around it.
It is doneI think that you are the PERFECT person to create a new thread: it'll maybe be useful, or useless!