Rightmove gems #5

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Ooooh no, I don't like that one bit. The seating looks like caravan seating that turned into a spare bed.
 
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That’s actually a really nice part of Brixham, but it’s so ridiculously overpriced. £2 million for a terraced house that looks like it’s been vandalised by a gang of toddlers?
This is the best bit..” Emily Powell has also committed to maintaining the work after the sale, refreshing and hand painting every five years for the rest of her life for the future owner - something uniquely additional to the sale of the house"
 
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..” Emily Powell has also committed to maintaining the work after the sale, refreshing and hand painting every five years for the rest of her life for the future owner - something uniquely additional to the sale of the house"
Now, would that be "Nah, you're alright" or would you hand her a big tub of white emulsion and a roller and and tell her to crack on?
 
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Crikey, that’s ….. colourful. I wouldn’t pay £2M for a home with only 1 bathroom between 5 bedrooms either 🥴
 
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That’s actually a really nice part of Brixham, but it’s so ridiculously overpriced. £2 million for a terraced house that looks like it’s been vandalised by a gang of toddlers?
This is the best bit..” Emily Powell has also committed to maintaining the work after the sale, refreshing and hand painting every five years for the rest of her life for the future owner - something uniquely additional to the sale of the house"
Sounds more threat than promise
 
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How come the agent's website and the artist's own social media say that the house has taken a decade to create, yet the Zoopla says it was last sold in 2022, when the photos show a beautiful bright and airy home? Are the dates on there ever inaccurate? I am obviously still living in 2024 as I thought 2022 was 2 years ago, but still 3 years isn't longer to completely trash a house! I don't think it will sell, especially for the price they want! Property is moving slowly here anyway, no-one else is going to pay that much for another person's dubious taste.
 
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What in the sweet RightMove hell do we have here? (seen in the DM today)

3 bedroom semi-detached house for sale in Manor Court Road, Nuneaton, CV11

No duster has been taken for a walk or a bucket of Flash has darkened that place for many a year (see floor/skirtings/metal bits of hallway in 2nd pic)

" Showcased on TV and in magazines " obvs on the "before" segment not the "After" 😂
I tend to lurk here but I DREAD to think what will be found once those curtainy things from all the ceilings are removed! Especially in the bathroom 🤢🤢🤢
 
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is this what Emily whatsername was going for in the previous property? Cause at least this lot got straight lines.
 
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