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The hall carpet would be going, but this is another one that's commutable for me and I am SORELY tempted to book a viewing as it would be just perfect for us.

Oh Falkor that is BEAUTIFUL. Please go and have a look and update us!
 
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Oh Falkor that is BEAUTIFUL. Please go and have a look and update us!
Downloaded the home report.

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Which is about the only good thing on it! Damp, infestation, asbestos, and lead pipework. Rebuild value is over £2 million and it's listed, so insurance is going to be spectacular, plus it would be difficult to find a mortgage with that much land. I'll buy a lottery ticket for the Euromillions and see what happens :)
 
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Half a million for a B&M grey squished (Jack Monroe-esque) bungalow in County Durham - the only colour is in the bathroom where, according to my husband, you'd feel like you were inside a colon whilst shitting. Lovely. I'll find a nice one to balance the greyness of this.

 
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Half a million for a B&M grey squished (Jack Monroe-esque) bungalow in County Durham - the only colour is in the bathroom where, according to my husband, you'd feel like you were inside a colon whilst shitting. Lovely. I'll find a nice one to balance the greyness of this.

Hahaha your husband's funny! Spot on!
 
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Half a million for a B&M grey squished (Jack Monroe-esque) bungalow in County Durham - the only colour is in the bathroom where, according to my husband, you'd feel like you were inside a colon whilst shitting. Lovely. I'll find a nice one to balance the greyness of this.

I'd have to have privacy glass on that front door and the hall floor would have me feeling dizzy. Who knows what was going on with that toilet! Horrible!
 
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Half a million for a B&M grey squished (Jack Monroe-esque) bungalow in County Durham - the only colour is in the bathroom where, according to my husband, you'd feel like you were inside a colon whilst shitting. Lovely. I'll find a nice one to balance the greyness of this.

That garage looks small and even smaller in street view. And why have a barrel right there? I bet that's been hit a few times.
 
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Even the lampshade reflection is screaming PLEASE, NO MORE MURAL WALLPAPERS FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST


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For homeowners who seems to have a love of the great outdoors and nature their gardens boring as duck. Get some shrubs in it then you won't need to pretend your bedroom backs onto Kielder Forest
 
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